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I'm Just Kidding.: Five Lesser-Known Superheroes Every Kid Should Know

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Feb 24, 2012. Five Lesser-Known Superheroes Every Kid Should Know. All of these movies seem to have one thing in common: super-fit, super-attractive, super-similar superheroes. I know, they all struggle with their alternate human identities, (who also happen to be super-fit and super-attractive), and they all have different super powers, but there’s something missing in these superheroes for me, and that’s personality. When wimpy teenager Eric Twinge eats a banana, he is transformed into BANANAMAN!

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I'm Just Kidding.: Comedy Conundrum

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Mar 26, 2011. Be yourself. Like no one else who has come before you. Like this guy. Comedy Expert: Just be yourself. Don’t be like anyone who has come before you. Use your personal experiences to be unique. People will accept you if you are honest. Me: Ok that sounds simple enough. Comedy Expert: Just be honest. Be true to yourself. Like Carlin or Pryor or Hicks. Me: So I should be like Carlin Pryor or Hicks? You just said don’t be like anyone else. Me: But relationships really have affected me. Comedy E...

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I'm Just Kidding.: January 2011

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Jan 27, 2011. I'm Not Sick of the Snow. I'm sick of verbal fads. I'm sick of "Hey girlfriend! And "sigh" and "for realzies". I'm sick of "redic" and "presh" and "adorbs" and "DONEZO! And writer's block and H and R Block. I'm sick of your opinion and I'm sick of caring about it. I'm sick of you judging me while you read this. I'm sick of Judge Judy, Judge Hatchett and Judge Mathis. If Judge Reinhold were still around, I’m sure I'd be sick of him too. Jan 15, 2011. 8220;So where you been getting up? 8220;I...

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I'm Just Kidding.: September 2010

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Sep 9, 2010. Random Thoughts on Outrage. My cartoon doll is more outrageous than your cartoon doll.". People are outraged about a mosque by ground zero, but where’s the outrage for the burning of the Koran? People are outraged by the burning of the Koran, but where’s the outrage for the woman being stoned to death in Iran? People are outraged by the woman being stoned to death in Iran, but where’s the outrage for the suicide bombings in Mogadishu? Why are people so concerned with delegating outrage?

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I'm Just Kidding.: I Am Not a Female Comedian

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Jun 20, 2012. I Am Not a Female Comedian. I know what you’re thinking. This is going to be another rant about the Adam Corolla “women aren’t funny” circus. You’re only kind of right. Or in this case would it be too late? God I’m a horrible person). Anyway, that’s what I get for having a day job. 8220;The seeds of group behaviour are sown even before its members meet. Just knowing that some people are on 'our side' and others are not begins to shape our social identity. Group affiliation soon grow...It ha...

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I'm Just Kidding.: Comedy Can Suck My Dick

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Feb 3, 2011. Comedy Can Suck My Dick. I spent most of Monday drinking brandy and crying. There are so many things about this that bother me. First, the joke for me is not just a joke, it’s something that actually happened to me. The joke in question goes like this when I say it: “I asked a good male friend of mine, ‘what’s wrong with me? Why can’t I just get a man? 8217; He told me it’s because I’m masculine and aggressive. I was like ‘SUCK MY DICK! That’s not the reason’! Labels: Broadway Comedy Club.

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I'm Just Kidding.: June 2012

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Jun 20, 2012. I Am Not a Female Comedian. I know what you’re thinking. This is going to be another rant about the Adam Corolla “women aren’t funny” circus. You’re only kind of right. Or in this case would it be too late? God I’m a horrible person). Anyway, that’s what I get for having a day job. 8220;The seeds of group behaviour are sown even before its members meet. Just knowing that some people are on 'our side' and others are not begins to shape our social identity. Group affiliation soon grow...It ha...

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I'm Just Kidding.: February 2011

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Feb 25, 2011. Thom Yorke.In Bed. Http:/ www.thesmokingjacket.com/humor/thom-yorke-dancing. Feb 3, 2011. Comedy Can Suck My Dick. I spent most of Monday drinking brandy and crying. There are so many things about this that bother me. First, the joke for me is not just a joke, it’s something that actually happened to me. The joke in question goes like this when I say it: “I asked a good male friend of mine, ‘what’s wrong with me? Why can’t I just get a man? That’s not the reason’! Montreal Just for Laughs.

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I'm Just Kidding.: December 2010

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Dec 8, 2010. It's All Part of the Plan. I wish people would lay off me about my alcoholism and understand that it’s all part of the plan. If I don’t drink myself into oblivion now, how will I emerge as the hottest up-and-coming recovery comic ten years from now? You have to have a really wicked life altering addiction if you want to have a triumphant return to sobriety, right? You know who has no cool stories? People who have always been sober. People who have always been sober nonsmokers.