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Giant Bladder: January 2011
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I am a humor monger. You are seeing the primordial soup from whence jokes evolve. Feel free to post comments. If they are stupid I will delete them. Sunday, January 16, 2011. What happens when I get drunk and write personal ads. We both know you're not going to respond to this ad. I have a job. I hate it. Even if I liked what I did I would hate my job. They pay me and that makes me a whore. I do other things for fun but because I work for money it makes me feel dirty. I have bad posture, probably due to ...
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Giant Bladder: Finally, a list of things that don't suck.
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I am a humor monger. You are seeing the primordial soup from whence jokes evolve. Feel free to post comments. If they are stupid I will delete them. Thursday, May 12, 2005. Finally, a list of things that don't suck. Black Cherry Kool-Aid. I was going to just say Kool-Aid, but let's be real here. Grape and Orange don't really taste like fruit. Lime is just foul. As if I didn't have enough disdain for executives and marketing weasels, who green lighted Raw Egg Flavor? Cheap rent, a phone number the credito...
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Giant Bladder: What happens when I get drunk and write personal ads.
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I am a humor monger. You are seeing the primordial soup from whence jokes evolve. Feel free to post comments. If they are stupid I will delete them. Sunday, January 16, 2011. What happens when I get drunk and write personal ads. We both know you're not going to respond to this ad. I have a job. I hate it. Even if I liked what I did I would hate my job. They pay me and that makes me a whore. I do other things for fun but because I work for money it makes me feel dirty. I have bad posture, probably due to ...
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Giant Bladder: May 2005
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I am a humor monger. You are seeing the primordial soup from whence jokes evolve. Feel free to post comments. If they are stupid I will delete them. Thursday, May 12, 2005. Finally, a list of things that don't suck. Black Cherry Kool-Aid. I was going to just say Kool-Aid, but let's be real here. Grape and Orange don't really taste like fruit. Lime is just foul. As if I didn't have enough disdain for executives and marketing weasels, who green lighted Raw Egg Flavor? Cheap rent, a phone number the credito...
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Giant Bladder: Old Ladies Are Completely Worthless
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I am a humor monger. You are seeing the primordial soup from whence jokes evolve. Feel free to post comments. If they are stupid I will delete them. Tuesday, April 26, 2005. Old Ladies Are Completely Worthless. For those of you thinking that I care about oxygen or cleaning up pollution or any of that other crap trees take credit for, "What are you, stupid? Have you not been paying attention? On a related note, if there are any predatory alien species waiting to take over the earth I pledge my allegiance ...
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Giant Bladder: February 2005
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I am a humor monger. You are seeing the primordial soup from whence jokes evolve. Feel free to post comments. If they are stupid I will delete them. Wednesday, February 23, 2005. I don't like children. I really don't like children. No I'm not being cute or gruff for your amusement. I do not like children. They are noisy and dirty. They can't carry on intelligent conversation. They spread germs and break things. Many of them can't walk or use the toilet appropriately. Links to this post. Can you handle it?
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Giant Bladder: September 2005
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I am a humor monger. You are seeing the primordial soup from whence jokes evolve. Feel free to post comments. If they are stupid I will delete them. Friday, September 30, 2005. Jeez, do you people need me. Lil’ Kim is painting herself as a victim of a bias against hip hop following her recent conviction. She got caught lying to a investigators looking into a shooting between rival entourages. Her testimony was contested by. I recently received that emails that’s being forwarded that states members ...
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Giant Bladder: March 2005
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I am a humor monger. You are seeing the primordial soup from whence jokes evolve. Feel free to post comments. If they are stupid I will delete them. Monday, March 28, 2005. No, I Won't Support Your Charity Part I. No, I will not support your charity. Charities that fall into either of these categories will not get my time or money: helping children or fighting disease. The metal chairs would fold up allowing the student to run on a treadmill, presenting the physical activity necessary for proper health&#...
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Giant Bladder: Jeez, do you people need me.
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I am a humor monger. You are seeing the primordial soup from whence jokes evolve. Feel free to post comments. If they are stupid I will delete them. Friday, September 30, 2005. Jeez, do you people need me. Lil’ Kim is painting herself as a victim of a bias against hip hop following her recent conviction. She got caught lying to a investigators looking into a shooting between rival entourages. Her testimony was contested by. I recently received that emails that’s being forwarded that states members ...
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Giant Bladder: April 2005
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I am a humor monger. You are seeing the primordial soup from whence jokes evolve. Feel free to post comments. If they are stupid I will delete them. Tuesday, April 26, 2005. Old Ladies Are Completely Worthless. For those of you thinking that I care about oxygen or cleaning up pollution or any of that other crap trees take credit for, "What are you, stupid? Have you not been paying attention? On a related note, if there are any predatory alien species waiting to take over the earth I pledge my allegiance ...