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The Weekly Beating: February 2007
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Friday, February 23, 2007. Lets face it, there is one or two in every office from here to China. The Know it all who wants to come to work and "Save the World" with the I know everything mentality and that stupid smug look that you want to slap right off their stupid ass face. Well Mr. Know it all, do I have a surprise for you! Step aside, its time for my promotion! Posted by LLC @ 3:10 PM. Friday, February 09, 2007. Glad to be back! Vada via in culo! Posted by LLC @ 1:54 PM. Im cute, Im fun and people w...
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The Weekly Beating: November 2006
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Friday, November 10, 2006. As promised, this beating is dedicated to a man who has touched all of us in so many interesting ways.Eric Moxim. Although his time at Tufts Health Plan was limited, he managed to somehow either impress, or disgust 90% of the people who work here. Eric, here is to you big man! Eric, we love you and you will be sorely missed by all of us! Posted by LLC @ 3:05 PM. Tuesday, November 07, 2006. Sorry for the late post (AGAIN). Posted by LLC @ 10:19 AM. Grew up a house that was equiv...
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The Weekly Beating: December 2006
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Thursday, December 28, 2006. In honor of New Years.This will be a messy one! Posted by LLC @ 3:21 PM. Friday, December 22, 2006. I know most of you are off today, however the last of the "Holiday Beating Series" we be viewable when you return. Hope every has a holiday filled with peace and love! Sorry guys, thats all I got for today! Im not feeling so great! Posted by LLC @ 2:12 PM. Friday, December 15, 2006. Another beating with a holiday theme.now we know how Rudolph feels! Posted by LLC @ 9:59 AM.
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The Weekly Beating: January 2007
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Friday, January 19, 2007. The Deep Blue Sea. OH BOY, these are getting hard. Good luck, and good bye. Posted by LLC @ 9:14 AM. Friday, January 05, 2007. Bonus Beating - John Turco. So, as I got up to pee at about 3 am this morning, I realized that I should have dedicated yesterday's beating to John Turco. Soooooooooooooo I decided to give everyone the pleasure of a bonus beating. Johnny, I hope you brought a change of undies with you today! I LOVE YOU JOHNNY! God, that was kinda sick! Im cute, Im fun and...
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The Weekly Beating: September 2006
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Friday, September 29, 2006. This beating is derived from a conversation I had with a co-worker not too long ago. Your so cute I'd like to make you stand in a bucket of water, naked of course, while I continue to drop in high voltage blowdryers. I will gladly do this till you eyeballs pop out of you head. Hit em again ENDO". Posted by LLC @ 8:23 AM. Monday, September 25, 2006. A customized beating, if you will. In Honor of the little old woman that lives across the street from me. Posted by LLC @ 11:13 AM.
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The Weekly Beating: The Kiosk
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Tuesday, August 05, 2008. Kiosks.where do I begin. Lets get one thing straight Kiosk nazi. I don't want your hair weaves, I don't want your nail creme, I don't want your cell phone cases, and I ESPCIALLY don't want your fake designer purses. I just want to walk the mall without some european man with slick hair asking me if he can file my nails. I just want to get to Nordstroms people. Posted by LLC @ 2:42 PM. Im cute, Im fun and people want to hang out with me. I enjoy music (ok, my mom made me play...
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The Weekly Beating: June 2007
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Friday, June 15, 2007. I know its probably more appropriate to rip on our crappy weather, however that was already done! Today, its all about Dunkin Donuts. I went this morning, and spent 20 minutes in line waiting for a tea and cruller. WHY YOU ASK? Ew, that was kind of gross. Posted by LLC @ 8:46 AM. Grew up a house that was equivilent to Grand Central Station, I talk loud because I was the youngest in a house of five,six if you want to include grandma who lived with us for 10 years, and I was constant...
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The Weekly Beating: Licence Plates
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008. Here I am, driving down the highway minding my own business, and WHAM, a black 5-series BMW cuts me off. Now, what's interesting to me is why this man would have a licence plate that reads BMW. Yes my friend, we are aware that you are #1. a prick, and #2. driving a BMW. But what happens when you decide to sell your car? What happens if you go with a Porsche? What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has pricks on the outside". Posted by LLC @ 11:14 AM.
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The Weekly Beating: MPP Part 2
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Friday, May 16, 2008. Last week I received some criticism because many people thought my "beating" was not violent enough. Since I am WICKED PISSA ANGRY today, I figured this beating may act as a form of release from the wicked world inside my head. Hopefully you assholes will get off my shit now. Do you think maintaining this beating is my only job? Why don't you go walk into oncoming traffic you cracker ass mo-fo's.and good luck with that. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW! Posted by LLC @ 2:51 PM. You down with MPP?