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Just Top Jokes: Phone Line

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Tuesday, April 2, 2013. A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you? Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines.". Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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Zabawne dowcipy, kawały, żarty [humor, rozrywka]: Jaka jest różnica

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Zabawne dowcipy, kawały, żarty [humor, rozrywka]. Środa, 31 lipca 2013. Jaka jest różnica między wczasami w górach a wczasami nad morzem? W górach ceny są wysokie, a nad morzem - słone.

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Just Top Jokes: Blonde NASA Engineer

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Monday, June 17, 2013. NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, "Pig #1, do you know your mission? The pig replies, "Oink oink. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Oink oink.". Then NASA Control asks the second pig, "Pig #2, do you know your mission? Then NASA asks the blonde, "Blonde woman, do you know your mission? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).

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Zabawne dowcipy, kawały, żarty [humor, rozrywka]: Tata eskimos z synem poszli na polowanie

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Zabawne dowcipy, kawały, żarty [humor, rozrywka]. Środa, 20 lutego 2013. Tata eskimos z synem poszli na polowanie. Tata eskimos z synem poszli na polowanie. Widzą niedźwiedzia. Tata złożył się do strzału. Wypalił. Niedźwiedź upadł. Słuchaj, synu - mówi tata - to jest niedźwiedź. Jest bardzo pożyteczny, bo zwierz ma ciepłe futro, z którego można zrobić odzienie. Rozumiem, ojcze - odpowiedział mały eskimos. Poszli dalej. Widzą fokę. Tata złożył się do strzału, wypalił i foka padła.

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Zabawne dowcipy, kawały, żarty [humor, rozrywka]: List z wakacji

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Zabawne dowcipy, kawały, żarty [humor, rozrywka]. Środa, 31 lipca 2013. Jest pięknie. Świetnie wypoczywam. Bądźcie spokojni i nie martwcie się o mnie. PS Co to jest epidemia?

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Various Best Lyrics: Jesus Saves

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Monday, April 22, 2013. You go to the church, you kiss the cross. You will be saved at any cost. You have your own reality. You spend your life just kissing ass. A trait that's grown as time has passed. You think the world will end today. You praise the lord, it's all you say. Jesus saves, listen to you pray. You think you'll see the pearly gates. When death takes you away. For all respect you cannot lust. In an invisible man you place your trust. Eternal attempt at amnesty. You will be an accessory.

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Various Best Lyrics: April 2013

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Monday, April 22, 2013. You go to the church, you kiss the cross. You will be saved at any cost. You have your own reality. You spend your life just kissing ass. A trait that's grown as time has passed. You think the world will end today. You praise the lord, it's all you say. Jesus saves, listen to you pray. You think you'll see the pearly gates. When death takes you away. For all respect you cannot lust. In an invisible man you place your trust. Eternal attempt at amnesty. You will be an accessory.

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Just Top Jokes: Math Trouble

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Monday, October 14, 2013. A little girl was failing math. Her mother enrolled her in Catholic school in the hopes to improve her math grades. During the first marking period, her mother noticed a dramatic improvement in her math studies. The girl would refuse playing with friends and eating dessert after dinner in order to study more. The girl replied, "No, but when I saw the little man on the wall nailed to the plus sign, I knew that this school is very serious about math!

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Just Top Jokes: February 2013

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Wednesday, February 20, 2013. One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. May I speak to your parents? Oh Is anybody else there? Can I speak to them? Oh Is anybody else there? Can I speak to them? So let me get this straight - your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing? Looking for me.". Thursday, February 14, 2013. Death Row in Women's Prison. Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE! Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO! The assistant says, "$...

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Just Top Jokes: May 2013

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Monday, May 13, 2013. Bill Gates dies, and ascends to the Pearly Gates to meet God. God immediately recognizes him and says to him "Bill Gates - you're a great man. I shall give you a choice of either heaven or hell." Bill Gates tells God that he would like to see both before making a decision. Six months later, God goes down to Hell to check on him and finds him hanging above a pit of fire with wild harpies tearing out his intestines. "What happened to all the bikini models and the sun and the fun?