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Broken JPG: October 2008
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Thursday, October 30, 2008. Perhaps the most remarkable thing about the Zombie Apocalypse was that it never happened. Humanity had been so thorough in saturating their culture with the means to. That it was over nearly before it began. It is impressive to note that despite humanity's hundreds of years of planning and propaganda for a potential Zombie epidemic, they were completely unprepared for the Flu Epidemic that eventually wiped them out.". Saturday, October 25, 2008. This IS the big announcement.
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Broken JPG: June 2008
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008. My toothbrush is haunted. Like the majority of the population, I have an electric toothbrush. I use it roughly twice a day, unless I feel really lazy around bedtime. It is a relatively simple device. It has only a single button on the handle. Press it once for faster, once for slower, and once for “off”. About it. You know, cause maybe I wasn’t pressing it like I meant it. Thursday, June 12, 2008. Pitch black is the new green. No bulbs, that's what. I took a shadowy shower tha...
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Broken JPG: December 2008
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Wednesday, December 10, 2008. Brokenjpg has moved. A brand-new, shiny, unlinked-image-themed blog can be found at:. Go there now. Shorter URL, same long-ass rants. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The BrokenJPG blog is now at brokenjpg.net. Visit it. Bookmark it. Read it. Seriously, why are you still here? All the new shit is over there. The Broken JPG Store. Other Words I've Written. Emoticons: More than meets the i (color). Take me to your Leader! You're reading the words of:. I have a dick.
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Broken JPG: September 2008
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Monday, September 22, 2008. Bill, the Ninja Killer. To understand the horror of the following story, all you need to know is this: I once pitched an idea involving ninjas. The overall campaign was green-lighted, but the ninja's were killed. I recently discovered the method used to murder these silent assassins. And in hope of saving future ninjas, I share it with you. Wow, this ad campaign we got from those guys is great! Hey Bill, check out this ad campaign! I really like this stuff! Initially, he was c...
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Broken JPG: Tis the Season
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Sunday, November 30, 2008. I'm just a humble Jewish boy, so I don't profess to understand much about this " Mistletoe. But it seems to me a smart man could take advantage of that. Seems to me like maybe people have been hanging that wondrous weed a little too high. Seems like the kinda thing you could fix with a shirt. Buy one for you and one for your other half. And have yourselves a Very Merry Xmas. PS- Just make sure not to wear it backwards. Or do. I don't judge. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Broken JPG: The Meaning of "True Christmas"
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Sunday, November 23, 2008. The Meaning of "True Christmas". Wife and I saw a movie preview today for that crappy-looking Adam Sandler movie. Coming out. The plot involves something about him reading stories and them coming true. At the end of the trailer, the words "Coming Christmas Day" appeared. But they showed up like this:. Then, the word "True" faded in, so it read:. Which prompted me to lean over to the wife and say "True Christmas? What the hell is True Christmas? So of course, I had to tell you.
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Broken JPG: March 2008
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Monday, March 31, 2008. A thousand words now worth a picture. Was a lot cooler when I thought I could get it to work on my blog. I can't though. I suspect it has to do with the CSS. But frankly, the people who created this are waaaay smarter than I am, so I'm not about to screw with it. The image will appear pixelated. Of course, if you ask me, that just means you have to use it in an ad for geeks or gamers. Don't you agree, 8-bit Mario screenshot? Sunday, March 30, 2008. Thursday, March 20, 2008. There ...
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Broken JPG: July 2008
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008. This one's for all the gamers. Some people hang with friends or finger paint in their free time. What a waste. I say if you have time to kill, do something significant with it. Does that sound like a waste of time to you? Super Mario Bros series, Castlevania, Metroid, Spaceward Ho! Signs that I need better hobbies. Thursday, July 17, 2008. This is what I imagine Long Copy feels like. Oh my God. Oh my god they're reading. They're to the third 'reading' in the paragraph! Oh my god...
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Broken JPG: February 2008
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Sunday, February 24, 2008. Animal Planet logo gets drunk, falls over. Elephant and World leave citing "irreconcilable differences". TV LAND- It's not surprising that Animal Planet, a network that's been around for over a decade, decided it was time to update it's logo. What is surprising are the circumstances surrounding that change. I think most people will see through it pretty quick," said one network executive, speaking on the condition of anonymity. "I mean, look at him there. Look at the 'M...Some ...