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Fast Animals, Slow Children: Best Plan Ever: Don't Catch Criminals
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Fast Animals, Slow Children. Come on, guys, wait up. Oh dang, I got honey all over my legs". Wednesday, September 23. Best Plan Ever: Don't Catch Criminals. Note to self: Head on down to South Carolina, vandalize town. If cops see you, jog lightly away. I love how this woman's rebuttal is "God bless you". September 24, 2009 at 9:48 AM. So, does that mean that cops can power walk and catch criminals? Maybe get on a Segway or on a police-issued scooter? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Pats give me more...
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Fast Animals, Slow Children: RANT: Sometimes My Alma Mater Sucks Ass
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Fast Animals, Slow Children. Come on, guys, wait up. Oh dang, I got honey all over my legs". Wednesday, September 30. RANT: Sometimes My Alma Mater Sucks Ass. Oh, you haven't heard? Try this on for size: http:/ bostonherald.com/news/. Or possibly this: http:/ www.cnn.com/2009/US/09/30/tufts.sex.roommate/index.html. Wow Tufts just dropped to the bottom of the list for EVERY high school senior. They're sitting there thinking "man, I could apply to Tufts, or I could go get laid at another school". W...Becau...
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Fast Animals, Slow Children: RANT: The Economy
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Fast Animals, Slow Children. Come on, guys, wait up. Oh dang, I got honey all over my legs". Friday, September 25. Please, son. Do you think I popped my rant cherry last week? But to fully woo a rant this classy, it has to be handled delicately. Which is to say you take the bull by the horns. The way I see it, this rant breaks down into a few key areas:. The Sub-Prime Mortgage / Retard Crisis. What the fuck kinda stupid question is that? Fat Cats on Wall Street. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Best P...
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Fast Animals, Slow Children: Probably the Greatest Soccer Goal Ever
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Fast Animals, Slow Children. Come on, guys, wait up. Oh dang, I got honey all over my legs". Wednesday, September 23. Probably the Greatest Soccer Goal Ever. Http:/ www.metacafe.com/watch/3084/amazing streaker scores/. Definitely contains nudity. I know, soccer = nudity? Makes no sense. Don't worry, she's hot. September 24, 2009 at 9:47 AM. This comment has been removed by the author. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). QUOTE OF THE DAY and JOSHS TRANSLATION:. View my complete profile. I heart Jon Stewart.
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Fast Animals, Slow Children: Protesting = Comedic Gold!
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Fast Animals, Slow Children. Come on, guys, wait up. Oh dang, I got honey all over my legs". Tuesday, September 22. Protesting = Comedic Gold! I knew they were planning something! All that math they're so good at, it's actually to try and kill off my source of $10 in every Christmas card, thereby crippling the US economy and the prune juice industry. If you think you're getting Grandma Barb Walker, I will rain down the heat. Oh, wait, you meant "Euthanasia", not "Youth in Asia"? I never know what to writ...
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Fast Animals, Slow Children: Bryce Crapser One-Ups All My Friends and Family
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Fast Animals, Slow Children. Come on, guys, wait up. Oh dang, I got honey all over my legs". Friday, September 25. Bryce Crapser One-Ups All My Friends and Family. Now this is fucking dedication. Crapstar knows if you're going in, you don't wade in the shallow end, you pull a triple sow-cow layout off the diving board. Who is Josh Walker? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). QUOTE OF THE DAY and JOSHS TRANSLATION:. Literary Masturbation" (Bryce Crapser on writing a blog that no one would read).
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Fast Animals, Slow Children: This is why you don't try to have kids
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Fast Animals, Slow Children. Come on, guys, wait up. Oh dang, I got honey all over my legs". Monday, September 28. This is why you don't try to have kids. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). QUOTE OF THE DAY and JOSHS TRANSLATION:. Literary Masturbation" (Bryce Crapser on writing a blog that no one would read). Translation: People will probably read this, so call it public masturbation. Ewwwy. Bryce Crapser's Blog: A Gentleman and A Scholar. View my complete profile. This is why you dont try to have kids.
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Fast Animals, Slow Children: Punk Kids with their Music and Stickers and Make-Out Parties and Myspace.com
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Fast Animals, Slow Children. Come on, guys, wait up. Oh dang, I got honey all over my legs". Tuesday, October 6. Punk Kids with their Music and Stickers and Make-Out Parties and Myspace.com. Http:/ www.kfoxtv.com/news/21211677/detail.html. So some 10-year old kid with a "behavioral disorder" got a $260 ticket from police for disrupting his class. He fell asleep, and when he was woken up by the teacher, became all sorts of crazy. You should read the article, the mom's got some gems for quotes. I never kno...
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Fast Animals, Slow Children: The Smartest Man Alive
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Fast Animals, Slow Children. Come on, guys, wait up. Oh dang, I got honey all over my legs". Wednesday, September 23. The Smartest Man Alive. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). QUOTE OF THE DAY and JOSHS TRANSLATION:. Literary Masturbation" (Bryce Crapser on writing a blog that no one would read). Translation: People will probably read this, so call it public masturbation. Ewwwy. Bryce Crapser's Blog: A Gentleman and A Scholar. View my complete profile. RANT: Sometimes My Alma Mater Sucks Ass.