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There Will Be Oven Days – andrea shawcross
https://andreashawcross.com/2014/12/11/there-will-be-oven-days
Comedy writer and maker of filmstuffs. There Will Be Oven Days. December 11, 2014. August 12, 2015. Los Angeles weather is a myth. As a Canadian who grew up in Winnipeg, I have a pretty good idea of what “weather” is. In Winnipeg, winter starts in October, and incapacitates the entire population (and beyond) well into March and sometimes April of every year. American boyfriend and I: Keepin’ it real on Oven Days. And then I started coming to Los Angeles. And that’s when I realized the lies. It rains in LA.
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I’ll Take the Eggs, Hold the Kids. – andrea shawcross
https://andreashawcross.com/2014/12/14/ill-take-the-eggs-hold-the-kids
Comedy writer and maker of filmstuffs. I’ll Take the Eggs, Hold the Kids. December 14, 2014. August 18, 2015. So I don’t want kids. Shawcross: Pregnant with ideas. It’s not that I physically can’t have them, or that I have diabetes like Juila Roberts in Steel Magnolias, and it’s not that I haven’t met someone who could be a good father. I just don’t want kids. All this is more than okay with me. But what’s not okay– is my fear of death. I am really, really afraid of dying. Can’t talk about it&#...Suddenl...
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The Dangers of Real Life – andrea shawcross
https://andreashawcross.com/2014/12/10/the-dangers-of-real-life
Comedy writer and maker of filmstuffs. The Dangers of Real Life. December 10, 2014. August 18, 2015. Me and Papa: Not allergic to peanuts. Don’t get me wrong, I still dress like a teenager. But underneath this youthful charade, I worry about my age. Thing is, my age is no longer something I identify with. I watch TV and the main character is around my age, something like 35, and he looks like my dad, or the version of my dad I think of “my dad” as being. Now I watch Paul Rudd in “This is 40” ...I like to...
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The Dangers of Real Life – andrea shawcross
https://andreashawcross.com/2014/12/10/the-dangers-of-real-life/comment-page-1
Comedy writer and maker of filmstuffs. The Dangers of Real Life. December 10, 2014. August 18, 2015. Me and Papa: Not allergic to peanuts. Don’t get me wrong, I still dress like a teenager. But underneath this youthful charade, I worry about my age. Thing is, my age is no longer something I identify with. I watch TV and the main character is around my age, something like 35, and he looks like my dad, or the version of my dad I think of “my dad” as being. Now I watch Paul Rudd in “This is 40” ...I like to...
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The Joy of Not Cooking – andrea shawcross
https://andreashawcross.com/2014/12/18/the-joy-of-not-cooking
Comedy writer and maker of filmstuffs. The Joy of Not Cooking. December 18, 2014. August 12, 2015. Chicken soup and eggs. We love not cooking together! These are the things I know how to cook. These are the ONLY things I know how to cook. But man, am I good at those two things. I don’t really cook all that much. He cooks, while I goof around taking pictures. It’s not the eating I have a problem with. It’s the. Think about it, you go to the grocery store, you buy stuff, you pay for all that stuff, then yo...
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Humor – andrea shawcross
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Comedy writer and maker of filmstuffs. An Affair to Remember. January 27, 2015. August 12, 2015. So I guess I got married. We arranged the whole thing, from start to finish, in about two weeks. It… Read more An Affair to Remember. A Fuzzy Punch to the Gut. December 30, 2014. August 12, 2015. There really is nothing sad about this story. No kittens were harmed. Nobody died. It goes something like this: A young,… Read more A Fuzzy Punch to the Gut. Loving it Long Distance. December 21, 2014. August 12, 2015.
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I’ll Take the Eggs, Hold the Kids. – andrea shawcross
https://andreashawcross.com/2014/12/14/ill-take-the-eggs-hold-the-kids/comment-page-1
Comedy writer and maker of filmstuffs. I’ll Take the Eggs, Hold the Kids. December 14, 2014. August 18, 2015. So I don’t want kids. Shawcross: Pregnant with ideas. It’s not that I physically can’t have them, or that I have diabetes like Juila Roberts in Steel Magnolias, and it’s not that I haven’t met someone who could be a good father. I just don’t want kids. All this is more than okay with me. But what’s not okay– is my fear of death. I am really, really afraid of dying. Can’t talk about it&#...Suddenl...
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A Fuzzy Punch to the Gut – andrea shawcross
https://andreashawcross.com/2014/12/30/a-fuzzy-punch-to-the-gut
Comedy writer and maker of filmstuffs. A Fuzzy Punch to the Gut. December 30, 2014. August 12, 2015. There really is nothing sad about this story. No kittens were harmed. Nobody died. It goes something like this:. Take that: A fuzzy punch to the gut. The Young Woman does her homework. She researches Los Angeles animal shelters. Scours Yelp reviews. Even cruises through Craigslist, despite her better judgement. The adoption questionnaire had a total of about 10 questions on it. It asked if they planne...
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An Affair to Remember – andrea shawcross
https://andreashawcross.com/2015/01/27/an-affair-to-remember/comment-page-1
Comedy writer and maker of filmstuffs. An Affair to Remember. January 27, 2015. August 12, 2015. So I guess I got married. We arranged the whole thing, from start to finish, in about two weeks. It was fast and dirty, and man, was it fun. Our rag-tag group of wedding attendees. I had come to stay with David in the US on September 4, 2014 with about 180 days on my tourist visa. This means I should have been good to be in America until about March 4. 1 David was in New Orleans while I was in Los Angeles.
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About – andrea shawcross
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Comedy writer and maker of filmstuffs. Andrea is a wildly motivated comedy writer and filmmaker who’s always doing something worth writing about. Originally from Winnipeg, Canada, she now lives in Venice, California with her hot cinematographer huz and two kitties, “Meesha” and “Li’l Moo.”. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out.