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                                        London Ho!: 05/19/2002 - 05/26/2002
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                                        Take that any way you wish. Saturday, May 25, 2002. All right, so there's this news program here called, uh, something. I forget. I'll remember later. At any rate, it's really funny. What they do is they have two panels of funny people, and the host shows them some kind of photo or news footage, and they have to guess what top news item of the week is being shown, and they discuss it a bit. It's hilarious. So the ensuing events *would not happen* in the United States. One of the guys had actually had the...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        London Ho!: 04/28/2002 - 05/05/2002
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                                        Take that any way you wish. Friday, May 03, 2002. First, I'd just like to say right off that I had nothing to do with the alarm. There's no way I could have set it off from where I was. It had nothing whatsoever to do with me. Anyway, so I left here to go to the synagogue- I'd tried calling, but there was no answer, and their answering machine ("answerphone") was full. So I decided to just show up and see if anyone was there. At any rate, I did eventually get to the correct station without further insult. 
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        London Ho!: 04/21/2002 - 04/28/2002
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                                        Take that any way you wish. Thursday, April 25, 2002. IN LOVE WITH ELVIS COSTELLO. My housemate, Peter, brought out this video tape for me to watch, of the earliest footage of an Elvis Costello show. He was singing "Alison," and it made me cry. It was like a scent that suddenly transports you to a time and a place in the past. Somehow it took me back to the summer when I was thirteen. And she said, "So, how does it feel to be a lesbian," and I got physically ill. Then, in April, a month after I turned th...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        London Ho!: 04/07/2002 - 04/14/2002
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                                        Take that any way you wish. Saturday, April 13, 2002. IN LONDON, 'TWAT' RHYMES WITH 'HAT'. That's your Random London Fact for the day. I've also discovered that if you run out of milk for tea in the morning, you should not try putting a tablespoon of vanilla yogurt in it to see if that makes a potable substitute. It doesn't. It makes a rather revolting Tea Smoothie kind of a thing. Not a Good Idea. I think I've forgotten to say something about the Chinese place the other night. It served decent food! 
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        London Ho!: 03/24/2002 - 03/31/2002
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                                        Take that any way you wish. Saturday, March 30, 2002. So far, I have had a random stranger spit in my face (I don’t know why), I witnessed (from Matthew’s window) the premiere of the new Britney Spears movie (she showed up late and rushed inside, causing everyone to boo), and I was followed from the Tube Station by a guy who noticed that I was American and kept saying, Stop! I want to learn about your country! It appears that my life will be just as weird over here as it was back in the US. Anyway, we go...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        London Ho!: 05/05/2002 - 05/12/2002
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                                        Take that any way you wish. Wednesday, May 08, 2002. I cannot believe that I thought nobody was reading this, and now I'm getting *whined* at for not posting for a couple of days. To tell you the truth, nothing all that exciting has happened. Or, well, that's not strictly accurate, but nothing has happened that really sounds interesting to anyone else. In case I haven't mentioned it today, Matthew confuses me. The problem with this is that on weekends he likes to fill the bathtub with hot water at about ...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        PARAPET of PEANUT PAROXYSM: November 2005
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                                        PARAPET of PEANUT PAROXYSM. This BLOG has transmuted from the parody of a friend's site, with appropriate teasing, into a more generic BLOG where silly things can be posted. However, still beware of the coming body snatchers, the pod people growing next door, and little bunnies with fangs. Monday, November 07, 2005. How To install a wireless security system:. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really. A note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike and. 
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        London Ho!: 06/02/2002 - 06/09/2002
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                                        Take that any way you wish. Saturday, June 08, 2002. Well, what an exciting life this is turning out to be. Firstly, I think that this whole World Cup thing is being done strictly for my benefit. Every time there's an underdog team that I want to win a match, they do. Every time I don't care, it's just another match and they usually lose. It doesn't help to have seen Megiddo in the news for the first time in my life, and because of a war. That's really frightening. I guess that's the point of life- you n...