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CowShlT Inc: October 2008
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Friday, October 31, 2008. CowShlt Inc Staffs Brace Themselves for Inter-departmental Halloween Bash. The entire premises of CowShlt Inc have been buzzing with last minute touch-ups for their Halloween bash tonight. 8220;This is going to be the greatest party of the century! 8221; declares Mr Gu Sai, CEO of CowShlt Inc. “This Halloween party not only allows all staffs to let their hair down - literally, but also promotes cohesiveness among all departments! I even have props! 8220;Cutting operating cost ha...
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CowShlT Inc: January 2008
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Thursday, January 31, 2008. Falling Gantry Hits Taxi. A height limit gantry, after being hit by a crane-attached lorry, fell and hit a taxi. Instead today along Sunset Way. Both the taxi driver and his passenger were unhurt in the event. 8220;Can you find anyone more suay than me? 8221; laments Mr Tio Tau Pio, the taxi driver. “Within one day, I was hit twice. When the rates at some ERP gantry went up. I was hit. Then this height limit gantry fell down, I also kenna hit! You should know lah, with all the...
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CowShlT Inc: CowShlt Inc Staffs Brace Themselves for Inter-departmental Halloween Bash
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Friday, October 31, 2008. CowShlt Inc Staffs Brace Themselves for Inter-departmental Halloween Bash. The entire premises of CowShlt Inc have been buzzing with last minute touch-ups for their Halloween bash tonight. 8220;This is going to be the greatest party of the century! 8221; declares Mr Gu Sai, CEO of CowShlt Inc. “This Halloween party not only allows all staffs to let their hair down - literally, but also promotes cohesiveness among all departments! I even have props! 8220;Cutting operating cost ha...
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CowShlT Inc: December 2008
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Monday, December 22, 2008. 2008 Year End Review. Year 2008 is coming to an end with only two more weeks to go. Let’s perform a review on how the various projects. We had agreed upon last December are doing. 1 To Revitalise Singapore Economy. Singapore was enjoying her best economy in 2008, until some ku-ku fengshui masters advised to reverse the direction of our money spinning Singapore Flyers. Verdict – Money down the drain…. 2 Building of NewPower Plant. Verdict – Holy craps! But more shlt needed!
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CowShlT Inc: April 2008
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Wednesday, April 30, 2008. For the next 4 weeks at least. Cow Peh is going oversea for his In Camp Training this year. Will be away for close to the entire month. Hopefully when Cow Peh returns to Singapore, the pile of work at Cow Peh's office desk has mysteriously disappeared. Otherwise. brace yourself for an even longer crapless period. Happy May Day, cowlings! Friday, April 25, 2008. CowShlt Inc Sent into Frenzy over Disappearance of Nasi Lemak. While speculations are hot and fierce among the ground ...
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CowShlT Inc: March 2008
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Wednesday, March 26, 2008. CowShlt Inc Employee Sent to Hospital after Fainting in Lift. A staff of Singapore's most premire company, CowShlt Inc, was sent to hospital after fainting in the office lift. According to sources, Ms Waheen Leow has complained of breathing difficulties before she passed out. As the symptoms are largely alike, the Police Force has linked their investigation together with the unknown gas case. Take took place in Golden Landmark Shopping Complex. I sell these to you cheap cheap!
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CowShlT Inc: World’s Largest Ferris Wheel Agrees to Settle Compensation Issue with Trapped Visitors off Court
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Monday, January 5, 2009. World’s Largest Ferris Wheel Agrees to Settle Compensation Issue with Trapped Visitors off Court. The world’s largest ferris wheel, Fly Above International Landmark (FAIL), has agreed to take its settlement dispute with several visitors, who were trapped above-ground when the wheel was stuck, off the court. It was understood that FAIL was seeking compensation from all trapped visitors as back payment. What else can those free-riders ask for? On a separate note, the Singapore Civi...
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CowShlT Inc: July 2008
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Monday, July 21, 2008. Ministry of Health Appoints Former NKF CEO as Head of HOSEI. The Ministry of Health announced yesterday that former CEO of NKF, Mr Boh Liang Xim, has been appointed as the head of Human Organ Sales Ethic Investigation (HOSEI) to study the possibility of legalising trade of human organs. By changing my mind so fast, i even brought myself closer to those fence-sitting voters! I expect to win my next election by 100% mann! Mr Boh is the natural choice! I offer a very simple solution,"...
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CowShlT Inc: June 2008
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Thursday, June 19, 2008. Singapore Ready to Become Regional ERP Hub. The Singapore government recently revealed their grand vision of becoming the regional hub for Electronic Road Pricing. While our neighbours are busy planting flag. On the Middle Rocks, we move one step ahead by planting even more ERP gantries! The vision of becoming an ERP Hub has drawn flaks from a local geomacy expert. From the top, Singapore looks like crab. Explains Mr Kwa Hong Jui. "And those ERP gantries. Looks like giant staplers.
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CowShlT Inc: February 2008
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Monday, February 25, 2008. CowShlt Inc 1st Anniversary Loyalty Award Prize Winner. ATTN: THE SELECTED COWLING. FROM: THE CEO DESK, COWSHIT INC. COWSHIT 1ST ANNIVERSARY LOYALTY AWARD. AWARD NOTIFICATION: FINAL NOTICE. If you can read this post, it means you are the selected winner of the grand prize of CowShlt Inc. 1st Anniversary Loyalty Award! Computer with the same IP address. HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE: Simply contact our Financial Department Manager, Dr Soh Nai Eve (cowshlt@gmail.com) with your IP a...