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Marks Just Jokes: February 2011

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Just Funny Stuff.Sometimes Just Funny.Sometimes Shocking.Mostly Irreverant. Saturday, February 26, 2011. Marks Just Jokes Ever Wonder Why? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

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Marks Just Jokes: Just Jokes | Saint Nancy and the Pope

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Just Funny Stuff.Sometimes Just Funny.Sometimes Shocking.Mostly Irreverant. Monday, April 4, 2011. Just Jokes Saint Nancy and the Pope. On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington , D. C., an aide to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi. Would be attending the next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi. To the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi. Is a petty, self-a...

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Marks Just Jokes: November 2010

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Just Funny Stuff.Sometimes Just Funny.Sometimes Shocking.Mostly Irreverant. Wednesday, November 24, 2010. Marks Just Jokes Solution To TSA Pat Downs And Profiling. Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners. At the airports: ( Well, maybe some of the controversy). Have booths that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling.

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Marks Just Jokes: January 2011

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Just Funny Stuff.Sometimes Just Funny.Sometimes Shocking.Mostly Irreverant. Sunday, January 16, 2011. Marks Just Jokes Priests and the Lemon Squeeze. Priests and the Lemon Squeeze. There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'. Said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'. The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'. Into a glass and then drink the juice.'.

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Marks Just Jokes: February 2010

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Just Funny Stuff.Sometimes Just Funny.Sometimes Shocking.Mostly Irreverant. Thursday, February 25, 2010. Marks Just Jokes - Rest Assured Button. Rest Assured No One Give A Shit What You Think. Politically Incorrect Buttons Brought To You By Marks Just Jokes. Links to this post. No One Gives A Shit What You Think. Marks Just Jokes - Fast Cheap and Easy Button. If We Are What We Eat Then I'm Fast, Cheap and Easy. This funny button brought to you by Marks Just Jokes. Links to this post. We Are What We Eat.

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Marks Just Jokes: March 2010

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Just Funny Stuff.Sometimes Just Funny.Sometimes Shocking.Mostly Irreverant. Wednesday, March 3, 2010. Marks Just Jokes - The Newlyweds and Tiger Woods. A couple were on their honeymoon, lying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, 'I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin.'. The husband replies, 'That's no big thing in this day and age.'. The wife continues, 'Yeah, I've been with one guy.'. Who was the guy? What are you doing? What are you doing? Subscrib...

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Marks Just Jokes: FEMA Genie You Know That There Are Strings Attached

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Just Funny Stuff.Sometimes Just Funny.Sometimes Shocking.Mostly Irreverant. Wednesday, March 30, 2011. FEMA Genie You Know That There Are Strings Attached. A modern day cowboy. Has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse had already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. E opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.

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Marks Just Jokes: Marks Just Jokes | Men’s Age as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot

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Just Funny Stuff.Sometimes Just Funny.Sometimes Shocking.Mostly Irreverant. Sunday, July 3, 2011. Marks Just Jokes Men’s Age as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Home Depot. To get something to help complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following:. Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a...Check...

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Marks Just Jokes: July 2011

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Just Funny Stuff.Sometimes Just Funny.Sometimes Shocking.Mostly Irreverant. Sunday, July 3, 2011. Marks Just Jokes Men’s Age as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Home Depot. To get something to help complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following:. Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a...Check...