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Bahasa Shmahasa: Marlboro Decepticon Lai Liao!
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Tuesday, September 04, 2007. Marlboro Decepticon Lai Liao! Last week my work computer got seriously fucked up. Of course the computer guys took two weeks to fix it, leaving me no choice but to buy a very sexy Macbook. Wah this Macbook I tell you ah. Damn shiok. Can mix music, can play DVD, can take photo. And it looks so good that every time I look at it I get a boner. And best of all, can make home movie. Like this one:. Marlboro Decepticon never did feel comfortable saluting Megatron. Buy Me A Posh Bike.
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Bahasa Shmahasa
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Wednesday, November 08, 2006. Cagiva Makes Cool Looking Bikes That Do Not Work. On my way home just now, I saw two Indonesian dudes on a a cool-looking scooter-bike thing. As I did a double take, I realise that the thing wasn't working and they were kinda paddling their feet on the road to get out of the way of traffic. On even closer inspection, I noticed the word "Cagiva" on the bike. Anyway, this is what a 125cc Cagiva Planet looks like:. Seems like Cagivas the world over are pieces of shit. Someone N...
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Bahasa Shmahasa: April 2007
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Thursday, April 19, 2007. Tiger Hit The Ball So High. Kaninabechaocheebye. So I started learning golf. P thinks golf is for ah kuas. Say I fucking faggot. Somemore suan me say better remember to bring my wet wipes. Fuck you understand? Thank God for wind. All kinds. I flush out an ugly ang moh from the jungle. Be wewy wewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits.". Anyway, I think I give myself A for effort, A for style. For me, style is cannot compromise one:. I am Tiger. Hear me roar. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Bahasa Shmahasa: Camo Pants and Ah Kua Bags
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Tuesday, April 15, 2008. Camo Pants and Ah Kua Bags. Ok you get the idea right? That's White Tribe. Basically you see already is *bsshhhhh* kenah nosebleed one. Then there's the Black Tribe, who come from the south. As their name suggests, they have dark complexion and more. uh. simian features. Again, some examples. RAAARRRR! P kenah the Must-Get-Camo-Pants-Disease. Camo pants are basically pants/berms which have camo pattern. This is what they look like:. Which actually seems quite easy to find right?
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Bahasa Shmahasa: L's House is Gross
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008. L's House is Gross. So I stayed in L's house the last week before I left Jakarta. L and A are very nice. Like my papa and mummy like that. But I tell you ah. if my papa and mummy's house is like theirs, I fucking run away long time ago liao! This is because, L and A's house, the rice got WEEVILS! Wah lan eh damn shiok you see already you also sure wanna eat. This is the rice bin:. See those black black things? Here's a closer shot:. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Max Biagg...
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Bahasa Shmahasa
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Sunday, June 10, 2007. This week got someone compliment me. Say I am no "two pump chump". So I went to check what it means:. A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Sploitch. Francis is a two pump chump. the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath.". Wah lao eh. This one still need to say meh? I am HUNDRED PUMP CHUMP AH! This comment has been removed by the author. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Bahasa Shmahasa: I Sell My Car and Get a Shitload of Cash
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Monday, March 24, 2008. I Sell My Car and Get a Shitload of Cash. So I sold my silver Mercedes Benz C180 Kompressor recently. I'm really cut up inside to have lost such a gorgeous car. Some good memories in there (had the leather seats cleaned twice at the buyer's request. seriously. some people.). So to cheer myself up, I had the car dealer pay me in cash. Here's what Rp137,000,000 looks like in denominations of Rp100,000 and Rp50,000. Demonstrated to the media the painful process by which the.
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Bahasa Shmahasa: Jin Jing for President of China
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Thursday, April 17, 2008. Jin Jing for President of China. Wah lan eh China is damn steady. They all know that anywhere which got their Olympic torch confirm there will be protest about Tibet. So what to do? Chinese Soft Power lai liaaaoo! Just arrow all those chio but vulnerable-looking "athletes" to be the torch bearers lor. So simple. Even Chen Shui Bian also can tell you that. And the last win? Ya but all of them only know how to play shot put and javelin. Score one win for China products! Anyway, Ji...
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Bahasa Shmahasa: I Am Not Pak Jafar
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Friday, October 12, 2007. I Am Not Pak Jafar. So apparently my mobile phone is using a recycled number that used to belong to one "Pak Jafar". How do I know this? Caller Number 1: Hello Pak Jafar. How's it going? Me: Sorry this is the wrong number. There is no Pak Jafar here. Caller Number 1: Huh? Me: I am not Pak Jafar. Caller Number 1: Uhh. Why? Me: I don't know. Maybe he cancelled his number. Caller Number 1: Can I speak to Pak Jafar? This is only a typical. Caller Number 2: Huh? Caller Number 2: Ah?