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daily rant – 00051 – fly as a fruit, son! | The Rant-Bot

https://therantbot.wordpress.com/2011/11/18/daily-rant-00051-fly-as-a-fruit-son

Daily rant – 00051 – fly as a fruit, son! Fruit flies only live 8-10 days……….FACT! 8230;Female fruit flies can lay up to 500 eggs in your rotting fruit. That’s gross on so many levels. And this concludes the educational portion of the rant. Or was it just that little squiggly line in my eye? 8217; Much like spiders, the fruit fly also has a special ability…they can time travel. Surprise! 8217; as they slowly inch away from you. Bug on….bug…still on. Seriously, what’s the point of these things? Click to s...

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daily rant – 00052 – Y U NO know memes? | The Rant-Bot

https://therantbot.wordpress.com/2012/06/12/daily-rant-00052-y-u-no-know-memes

Daily rant – 00052 – Y U NO know memes? This rant is dedicated to all my readers who are turning, are, and about to be, 30 years old…which I think are most my readers…I find that funny because I write at a third grade level. I know what you’re thinking: ‘Randy, how do you stay so amazingly cool, awesome, and always in the know? With all that being said, I give you the top 5 meme’s that every 30 year old should know:. 1 Bad Luck Brian. 2 Y U NO guy. 3 Forever Alone Guy. This one sure hits close to home&#4...

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daily rant – 00050 – the state of cartoons in 2k11 | The Rant-Bot

https://therantbot.wordpress.com/2011/10/10/daily-rant-00050-the-state-of-cartoons-in-2k11

Daily rant – 00050 – the state of cartoons in 2k11. What better way to celebrate my 50th rant, than to talk about something so close to my heart. Cartoons. Picture this: you wake up 8am Saturday morning, run downstairs, scurry past your mom or dad in to the TV room as they make their morning coffee and read the paper. You park yourself in front of the TV and setup shop with your blanket and pillow and prepare for 2 of the most entertaining hours of your week, Saturday morning cartoons. Those are just a f...

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daily rant – 00049 – jason derulooooo…sucks… | The Rant-Bot

https://therantbot.wordpress.com/2011/07/18/daily-rant-00049-jason-derulooooo-sucks

Daily rant – 00049 – jason derulooooo…sucks…. We all know him. And if you don’t, you damn well should! Because he sings his stupid name at the beginning of all his stupid songs. The Sky’s The Limit. I know, I’m sorry I put you through that. But, doesn’t it make you want to punch him in the face and then sing YOUR name after he hits the ground? Then walk away all gangsterish? Can we make this a new trend? Punching Jason Derulo in the face and then singing stuff while you walk away? Click to email (Opens i...

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daily rant – 00054 – awww crap! | The Rant-Bot

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Daily rant – 00054 – awww crap! Nothing is crappier than being at someone’s house and having to poop. Meanwhile they’re in the next room seeing who can do the best mime impression while listening to awkward silence radio. You proceed to turn on the fan, run water from the sink, or shower (depending on how daring you are) and start coughing…they proceed to check up on you to make sure you’re OK. Awkwardness ensues. The only thing that could make things worse? Which way should the paper hang? That’s ...

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daily rant – 00053 – shut up and rant! | The Rant-Bot

https://therantbot.wordpress.com/2014/02/28/daily-rant-00053-shut-up-and-rant

Daily rant – 00053 – shut up and rant! It’s pretty much all I’ve been hearing for what’s felt like a year and 8 months, but apparently it’s only been a year and 7 months since I last posted a new rant, so you people need to relax! It’s for that reason I dedicate this next rant to you, my ‘fans’…my ever so annoyingly demanding ‘fans’. 8217; Or my mom’s friend come up to me and say ‘I love reading your rants, they’re so cute! Except I’m not charging you yet. Wait, what? 8230;No it’s not. November 12, 2015.

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Humans Vs. Monsters | The Rant-Bot

https://therantbot.wordpress.com/2014/10/28/humans-vs-monsters

Humans Vs. Monsters. There are two types of beings on this planet. Humans, and Monsters. There is a lot of wrong happening in our world every day. Unfortunately, it feels like it is only getting worse. We live in constant fear. Fear of diseases. Fear of the future. Fear of trust. Who can you trust nowadays? How can you tell who are the Humans of the world, and who are the Monsters? We do this because we are human. 8230;But I sometimes fear that the Monsters in the world, are what keep us Human. Daily ran...