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January | 2007 | The Slick Sumbich
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I may be offensive.but you’re ugly and I can change anytime I want. Wait…this isn’t middle school. You Make The Call…. January 31, 2007. Today I’d like to discuss a hot topic between me and Trish. Uh, Trish and I. Maybe Trish and myself…what the hell ever. Anyway, we’ve gone round and round about this and today folks, I’m asking for your advice….well, your opinions. Not your advice because I’m mostly always right but sometimes I get led astray. We won’t get into my sexual life though. 8220;loser”,. Oh an...
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February | 2007 | The Slick Sumbich
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I may be offensive.but you’re ugly and I can change anytime I want. Wait…this isn’t middle school. February 28, 2007. Before I get started, click on the “Movie” tab up top for my newest one. I’m not sure if I’m wasting my time with them or not. Ok, on to today’s post. It works out perfect. I’ll pop in for a quick visit to your site and read about the proper way to load a dishwasher, ways to cook beef stroking off, and the correct way to use an eyeliner so you don’t look all slutty and shit. Wait a minute...
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December | 2006 | The Slick Sumbich
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I may be offensive.but you’re ugly and I can change anytime I want. Wait…this isn’t middle school. Today Is My…. December 30, 2006. Yep, today I celebrated my 36th year on this mean and hostile planet. 8220;He said he’s 36 but I swear he’s 50”. Yeah, kiss my ass. My 7 year old daughter exclaimed. 8220;Daddy, you’re an old man! There were other instances of ego bruising by mean spirited people but I can’t possibly remember them all, with age…forgetfulness grows. My readers….all 3 million of you. The title...
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The White Tiger…. | The Slick Sumbich
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I may be offensive.but you’re ugly and I can change anytime I want. Wait…this isn’t middle school. The White Tiger…. I took my 12 year old son to the golf course today. I know, I mentioned that in my earlier post but I’m recapping. Shut the hell up and let me do it. We teased and taunted each other, got into 2 shoving matches, and came damn close to a full blown fistfight, had it not been for my Big Bertha driver cocked back and ready to deliver some blows, he would’ve charged. Introducing the White Tiger.
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A Momentous Occasion…. | The Slick Sumbich
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I may be offensive.but you’re ugly and I can change anytime I want. Wait…this isn’t middle school. A Momentous Occasion…. Today, my friends, marks a momentous occasion here at “The Slick Sumbich”. It is my 45th post. 8220;is the 45th post so significant? Well, I’ll tell you. For 45 days, I have unwaveringly given you greedy bastards advice on how to get laid, given you a male’s perspective on certain topics, and have shared with you my lurid sexual affairs. After 45 days, I need a day off. Next Post &raq...
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March | 2007 | The Slick Sumbich
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I may be offensive.but you’re ugly and I can change anytime I want. Wait…this isn’t middle school. Here It Is…. March 15, 2007. Follow me….just don’t look at my ass. I’m almost married. Even I Am Excited…. March 14, 2007. Something big is taking place as I type this. I’ll be back once it’s over. When that will be….your guess is as good as mine. Something’s Wrong…. March 14, 2007. They were a different color, not much, but still noticable. Took them off……they were also 2 different sizes. Did you know that?
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Something’s Wrong…. | The Slick Sumbich
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I may be offensive.but you’re ugly and I can change anytime I want. Wait…this isn’t middle school. Something’s Wrong…. I bought a brand new pair of boots Monday night for work. Put them on Tuesday morning so I could “feel” them out a little. Looked down…. They were a different color, not much, but still noticable. Took them off……they were also 2 different sizes. I attribute this problem to my lack of golf time, XBox time, and the need for getting laid. Does cause your eyesight to go bad. Next Post ».
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The Slick Sumbich | I may be offensive..but you’re ugly and I can change anytime I want. Wait…this isn’t middle school | Page 2
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I may be offensive.but you’re ugly and I can change anytime I want. Wait…this isn’t middle school. Don’t Get All Mad and Shit…. March 8, 2007. Women age faster than men. It’s the truth. I’ll reveal some facts which you won’t be able to deny and I’ll have you nodding your head in agreement whether you’re male or female. First things first, I’m always right. Remember that. Females are now entering puberty at the age of 9. I saw that shit on the news last night. Seriously, that’s wild. That’s one fact.
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Sex Tip #1…. | The Slick Sumbich
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I may be offensive.but you’re ugly and I can change anytime I want. Wait…this isn’t middle school. Sex Tip #1…. First off, I hope all you bastards had a fun-filled and relaxing weekend while I was out there moving your purchases from one city to another. That’s how I am, all thoughtful and shit. If I start whining, I’ll never quit…so let’s move along. Remember I’m thoughful and shit? Well, just for you dear readers, all 3 million of you, I am about to reveal a big secret. Sexually speaking that is. I ref...
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November | 2006 | The Slick Sumbich
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I may be offensive.but you’re ugly and I can change anytime I want. Wait…this isn’t middle school. Men And Domesticated Chores…. November 30, 2006. I have no patience for domesticated chores…but I did some today. All I need now are protruding breasts, curlers in my hair, and an apron with something “girlish-like” stenciled on the front of it. Can I tell you. Folks what I did today? To brag about this shit. So, appease me please. See what all I can accomplish when I set my mind to it? Oh, by the way Trish?
