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nespejno | The Campus Jackasses
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So, how this came about was BirdDog and I were walking to the Pizza Parlour at 2am from our night of moderate to heavy drinking, we started getting assailed by panhandlers on every block. They would literally see us coming from 20 yards away and hop up and exclaim “HEY my MAN! What’s goin ON tonight! He was caught off guard and dropped the act for a moment “Whatchoo need? After the bewilderment wore off his demeanor did a 180: “Man FUCK you! FUCK you talkin about? This attempt was logged as unsuccessful ...
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Slim Jim’s and Oh Dubs | The Campus Jackasses
https://campusjackasses.com/2014/02/22/slim-jims-and-oh-dubs
Slim Jim’s and Oh Dubs. So I never gotten an Oh Dub, thank the Lord, but I feel like I might have come close on three occasions. Moral Disclaimer:. I do not condone drinking and driving nor is this a glorification of this act. I take cabs now every time but unfortunately, I didn’t back then. Also, though I admit to driving drunk a few times in the past, none of these. Note to potential Law Enforcement reading this:. I was actually drinking O’Douls on all of these occasions. Been drinking but had stopped ...
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How to Get the “Upper Hand”. 8220;Upper Hand” n. A position of control or advantage. To take a dominant or controlling position. To plants seeds of doubt in the accuser’s head before the crime is committed…. And Dasanti was kind of loitering somewhere in between us. BirdDog and I didn’t discuss our plan, it just came to us automatically and we both realized without saying anything what we were about to do: continue playing catch but throw the ball right just BARELY missing him each throw. We were of cour...
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The Thermos | The Campus Jackasses
https://campusjackasses.com/2014/03/07/the-thermos
The story of my unorthodox victory over a bully in seventh grade is the stuff of. Started picking on me in fourth grade. He shoved me into the lockers at school and pinched me on the school bus. He teased me about my clothes (turtlenecks and sweatpants) and my glasses, taunting me with Hey, where’s the sun whenever my. I formulated a plan. He sat across the aisle from me so he could punch me in the arm. I reached into my backpack. Oooh! I produced my Thermos. Like my Thermos, Michael? Oh, also, I remembe...
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Cow Box | The Campus Jackasses
https://campusjackasses.com/2014/03/08/cow-box
I’m surprised even to this day that I actually did this. I’m even MORE surprised that I did not get detained or arrested by the campus police. So many things could have gone wrong…yet I just sauntered away laughing, a bulletproof 14 year old kid with “Sun-In” in his hair. On a side note, do you remember Sun-In? Campus Jackass their ASS off, that’s what. NO GOOD FUCKING REASON I suppose. Everything else about these computers sucked. Through the door of the lecture hall and just stands there. The room ...
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Reverse Panhandling | The Campus Jackasses
https://campusjackasses.com/2015/01/18/reverse-panhandling
So, how this came about was BirdDog and I were walking to the Pizza Parlour at 2am from our night of moderate to heavy drinking, we started getting assailed by panhandlers on every block. They would literally see us coming from 20 yards away and hop up and exclaim “HEY my MAN! What’s goin ON tonight! He was caught off guard and dropped the act for a moment “Whatchoo need? After the bewilderment wore off his demeanor did a 180: “Man FUCK you! FUCK you talkin about? This attempt was logged as unsuccessful ...
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Post College: The Real World | The Campus Jackasses
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Post College: The Real World. So, how this came about was BirdDog and I were walking to the Pizza Parlour at 2am from our night of moderate to heavy drinking, we started getting assailed by panhandlers on every block. They would literally see us coming from 20 yards away and hop up and exclaim “HEY my MAN! What’s goin ON tonight! He was caught off guard and dropped the act for a moment “Whatchoo need? After the bewilderment wore off his demeanor did a 180: “Man FUCK you! FUCK you talkin about? This attem...
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Power Hits | The Campus Jackasses
https://campusjackasses.com/2014/02/25/power-hits
Catching a glance here and there of the Sochi Olympics these past couple of weeks has prompted me to reflect upon a couple things…all of which, honestly, are pretty insignificant to anybody. One: I am simply terrible at sports. So it is with great irony that I have actually found myself in a career where, at least a part of the time, I teach kids. My dream is resurrected. Repeat cycle. He’s heating up! On the receiving end of things, and depending on the individual serving up the hit, the expected level ...
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Bios | The Campus Jackasses
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