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Oh, my stars and garters!
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Oh, my stars and garters! We had a fine time today at the flea market on 290. I can't believe I've lived here for 10 years and had never made it out there. You should go. It's only a dollar to park, and it is nothing but acres of stalls crammed with hideous garbage. If it's trashy, they've got it:. Airbrushed T-shirts, ugly belts. All manner of things featuring playful dolphins, noble wolves, and/or pensive Indians. A combination lamp/phone/picture frame/clock. With a merry-go-round glued to its base.
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Oh, my stars and garters!
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Oh, my stars and garters! To starsandgarters.blogs.com. No, come on, really, it'll be great. There's a merry-go-round and candy! Posted by Joooooolie @ 4:28:00 PM. Comments: Post a Comment.
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Oh, my stars and garters!
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Oh, my stars and garters! I like to make faces. Posted by Joooooolie @ 5:48:00 PM. My office is now tidy, clean, and fully functional. The effect is marred only by the huge damp coffee stain on Joel's side of the carpet. (Sorry about that.). Posted by Joooooolie @ 4:26:00 PM. I took yesterday off and forgot to dispose of my sad sprouts. Now they are stuck together with a delicate web of mold and smell like dirty feet. I should probably pour them into the garbage disposal. Posted by Joooooolie @ 2:45:00 PM.
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Oh, my stars and garters!
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Oh, my stars and garters! Playlist for Club H-E-B:. Uptown Girl, Billy Joel. How Will I Know, Whitney Houston. Burnin' for You, Blue Oyster Cult. Suddenly, Olivia Newton John. Something equally terrible by Billy Ocean; I was futzing around at the checkout stand and didn't really pay attention. Once I was shopping at Salvation Army and the theme for The Greatest American Hero. Posted by Joooooolie @ 11:48:00 PM. Comments: Post a Comment.
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Oh, my stars and garters!
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Oh, my stars and garters! I have a pedometer. So far I have walked 0.63 miles today. That's 1736 steps. It's 02 miles from my bedroom to the carport. It's 03 miles from my office to the women's restroom. Posted by Joooooolie @ 10:32:00 AM. Comments: Post a Comment.
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Oh, my stars and garters!
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Oh, my stars and garters! And the Christmas beat goes on. Our exceptionally unfriendly mailman brought a small, curious package today. No wonder my present from Eric was late this year; it came from Russia. Now I have a Lomo. He also got a Colorsplash flash to use with it. He's an ace, that one. Except I've taken far too many pictures today and am just wasting precious film and batteries at this point, in addition to abusing the goodwill of everyone around me. (Hold still! But not by me. Link from yester...
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Oh, my stars and garters!
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Oh, my stars and garters! Thank you, helpful friends! Your spoken, written, and shouted encouragement has motivated me to make a dentist appointment for March 1. Yes! I hung up with the receptionist and danced down the hall. My excitement may seem disproportionate- psychotic, even- but you'll understand when I burn your retinas out with my gleaming, fantastic smile. Here's what they look like now:. Posted by Joooooolie @ 4:56:00 PM. Comments: Post a Comment.
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Oh, my stars and garters!
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Oh, my stars and garters! Posted by Joooooolie @ 11:25:00 PM.
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Oh, my stars and garters!
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Oh, my stars and garters! Okay, you know how my car was emitting a horrible stench and I thought it was about to either blow up or lose its brakes and take out a bunch of screaming little kids? Um, well, actually, ah.I ran over a plastic bag and it got stuck to my exhaust pipe. The guys at Flamingo Automotive scraped it off with a wire brush, so it shouldn't stink for too much longer. I feel like a total dork, but apparently it happens. Hey, there are more pictures on the Garters. What I am doing today.
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Oh, my stars and garters!
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Oh, my stars and garters! This is the shit. I love Ichiban. It's not the best sushi in town, but it's tasty and relatively cheap, and our check always comes with mochi ice cream. Besides, Musashino has never jammed a paper cocktail umbrella into our rainbow roll in the name of presentation. Posted by Joooooolie @ 8:45:00 PM. Don't put into mouth to prevent from choking. Today, though, I dragged my bloated fleshbag out for a nice wholesome hike at Wild Basin Preserve. Now back to drinking, all of you.
