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Adventures with Abe: January 2006
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Monday, January 30, 2006. Incessant complainer finds "lost" check in ridiculous stacks of paper on her desk. Young, new employee praised for correctly following procedure. New employee's ego boosted by constant thoughts of "I am SO much better than you in oh so many ways," and "I told you so! Said incessant complainer (aka. bitch) must now follow the same rules as everyone else in the office. Posted by LauraDorf @ 4:39 PM. Friday, January 27, 2006. Because you can't, you won't, and you don't. STOP! My bi...
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Adventures with Abe: Raining... Pouring... Snoring...
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Friday, June 02, 2006. Raining. Pouring. Snoring. Last night there were pretty extreme thunderstorms rolling through central Connecticut. When I got off the highway this morning, power was still out at the first intersection I encountered. That got my hopes up for a electricity-free (thus work-free) day. No such luck. Lincon soldiers on. We probably have a special generator in the basement that burns $1, $5, and $10 bills that our financial planners find pesky and worthless. Posted by LauraDorf @ 2:33 PM.
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Adventures with Abe: Rx: Chill Pills
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Thursday, May 25, 2006. Stress is contagious. It travels through the air like most diseases, but uniquely also can be spread via the telephone, e-mail, and many other media. When co-workers are stressed, your best method of communication is probably the fax machine, however office equipment has been known to elevate stress on it's own. I am a fan of the "drop-it-in-their-inbox-and-run-like-hell" method. Posted by LauraDorf @ 2:02 PM. That's a great combo. now stop stressin me outttttttttt! Ouch, my life!
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Adventures with Abe: No, I didn't die
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Monday, June 26, 2006. No, I didn't die. Since our heartless corporate buy-out of Jefferson Pilot, a few changes have been going on. Many offices around the country have been or will be closing shortly. Departments are being moved from one coast to the other. The new company motto is "hello, future." We got really nice Leed's pens that say so. Hello, future - do you have any money you could lend me now that I have no job? B The ex is gone. New e-mail addresses. We are now officially. I like to run and sw...
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Adventures with Abe: All I want is what is what is coming to me... All I want is my fair share.
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Thursday, October 12, 2006. All I want is what is what is coming to me. All I want is my fair share. My surroundings change, but I stay the same. Posted by LauraDorf @ 10:39 AM. You should open an office supply store out of your cubicle and start selling their supplies back to them. Also, i stole a watch, water bottle, and a longsleved t-shirt which i designed yet recieved no credit for. I forgot about those. I'm dating dominique, and all i got was this t-shirt. Actually, i got this t-shirt at goodwill.
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Adventures with Abe: May 2006
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Friday, May 26, 2006. Idol is over. so what's next? Posted by LauraDorf @ 10:45 AM. Thursday, May 25, 2006. Stress is contagious. It travels through the air like most diseases, but uniquely also can be spread via the telephone, e-mail, and many other media. When co-workers are stressed, your best method of communication is probably the fax machine, however office equipment has been known to elevate stress on it's own. I am a fan of the "drop-it-in-their-inbox-and-run-like-hell" method. This is the beginn...
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Adventures with Abe: Asian Pastimes
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Friday, May 26, 2006. Idol is over. so what's next? Posted by LauraDorf @ 10:45 AM. You could always just come visit me in medfield! My life as an Office Facilitator. Manchester, New Hampshire, United States. I like to run and swim. I enjoy reading. I am unhealthily emotionally involved in sitcom characters' lives. View my complete profile. Fold em, Stuff em, Stamp em, Send em. Who Moved My Chocolate? I wont apologize, Ill just explain why Im so bu. And the award goes to. Bring your baggage to work day.
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Adventures with Abe: June 2006
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Friday, June 30, 2006. Bob and I have been making Brazillian Soccer Names. Abe is Lincimo.) We probably played with it for 15 min straight this morning. We'd do everyone's name in all different combinations. For example - Bob calls me Flounder because of Dorfman in Animal House. So we did Laura K, Laura Laura, Laura Dorfman, Laura Flounder, Flounder Flounder, etc. a whole morning - gone to pot. It was fun and games until Bob's came up as "Bildo.". What's your Brazilian Soccer Name? Monday, June 26, 2006.
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Adventures with Abe: October 2006
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Thursday, October 12, 2006. All I want is what is what is coming to me. All I want is my fair share. My surroundings change, but I stay the same. Posted by LauraDorf @ 10:39 AM. Friday, October 06, 2006. I can't let this go. It's been a while - I know. I think I'm getting a new job. No announcements until decisions have been made. Now - usually stories that start like that involve places I've been to (Seattle, Cancun), popular television shows I'm known to enjoy (The Office, Lost), or general interests.
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Adventures with Abe: November 2005
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Monday, November 21, 2005. Me: "Hey Bob, where have you been" -at this point he is calling on his cell phone, he has already missed one meeting with a client. Bob: "I've been at my daughter's school all morning, she got in some trouble today.". Me: "So, are you on your way to the office? Bob: "Well - I'd much rather stay here with all the high school girls.". Later that day- - - - - -. Person in the lunchroom: "Bob, I hear your daughter had some trouble at school today, what happened? Me: "Me too.".