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My Mates Isabella and Harry | fotoamour's Weblog
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Welcome to the ultimate wedding blog! My Mates Isabella and Harry. It has been a phenomenally busy time for Fotoamour and Bebefoto over the last couple of weeks. I have photographed several babies including the aforementioned Isabella and Harry as well as Darcy The Dog, Kate and Jon’s wedding and Fotoamour have also been honoured to photograph Hannah and Phillips wedding too. And here are some of the lovely little Isabella. A true Daddy’s girl! How cute are those frilly knickers? April 1, 2011. Churches ...
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www.sn0tty.com: The Story of My Life
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Jan 30, 2009. The Story of My Life. The only difference on my chart would be a combined button of Bed and Ice Cream. Posted by Snotty McSnotterson. Yeah dude, thank god you're a man. January 30, 2009. Mine would have a few more love triangles. January 30, 2009. My chart would have way more cats and less babies. January 30, 2009. January 30, 2009. Tamara: well, I have to be part-man. I'm certainly not 100% Girl. Bleh. January 30, 2009. January 30, 2009. January 30, 2009. January 30, 2009. January 31, 2009.
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www.sn0tty.com: Closets & Promises
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Jan 18, 2009. Photo: This is the shoe section of Mariah Carey's gratuitous closet; I can only imagine how many rooms she has for her teeny-tiny whoreshorts and her itsy-bitsy hookertops. This is not the closet of my dreams, but at least it's organized (BY HER STAFF). And how God is dead and expect a key to the city." I had to agree. That was probably one of the most insightful things he's ever said, but even so: negro. From now on- instead of sounding like an uneducated honky with no working teeth. Is my...
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The Bump! | fotoamour's Weblog
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Welcome to the ultimate wedding blog! I have seen a lot of different maternity shots over the last couple of years and, whilst some of them are very lovely, its the ones shot by women that I mostly like. The reason being that I think men shoot women in an entirely different, more sexy, way. Huge generalisation there. But I think that. Male photographers see women very differently to the way that. But whilst there are plenty of ladies out there who like looking like they have been headhunted off Page Thre...
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www.sn0tty.com: The Curious Case of Crappy Movies
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Jan 1, 2009. The Curious Case of Crappy Movies. We just watched The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Correction: we just watched the first 32 minutes. Of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. Cynics said this movie was smarmy and contrived, another vanity project for Brad Pitt; some went so far to say it was poorly written, badly acted, and laughingly predictable. Those cynics? The Esq explains: "If Forrest Gump pooped. That is what this movie would be.". Now we're off to try the movie, Choke. January 02,...
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www.sn0tty.com: Eight Years & All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt/War/Recession/Secret Muslim in Office
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Jan 22, 2009. Eight Years and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt/War/Recession/Secret Muslim in Office. I'm glad I missed the speech: it was easier for me to read first, then watch. I have enjoyed Jon Favreau's. My ten-year old would have understood some of it, had he been remotely interested; on Election Day, when I asked him what he thought of Obama being the President-Elect, he rolled his eyes as hard as possible and said in a very put-upon voice, "HE'S BLACK. No blood for oil! HER (points to KJ). KJ: H...
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www.sn0tty.com: The Science of Sweet
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Jan 30, 2009. The Science of Sweet. This is a horror story. Helvetica is fine, if a bit pedantic, but every Arial font drives me totally insane; the same goes for the Lucida family, Verdana, Comic Sans, and Franklin Gothic Medium. As fonts go, they're worthless: too boring, overused, or way too narrow. I'm a fan of Garamond for professional work, Century Gothic for kids, Bookman Old Style for letter-writing, and Trebuchet for this blog. So the Esq, who did most of the work (as a former Science Fair compe...
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www.sn0tty.com: Back in the Space-Traveling Saddle Again
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Sep 9, 2008. Back in the Space-Traveling Saddle Again. What's a prime number? This godforsaken question was asked of me on my first day back at tutoring for. Although the little girl was ten, adorable. And very intent on learning, I wanted to say DAMN BITCH WHY YOU GOTTA BE ALL UP IN MY GRILL. I came here to volunteer and make a difference in my community, not teach you about imaginary made-up numbers! Isn't that what volunteering is all about? Prime number, prime number. FUCK. Is this even feasible?
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www.sn0tty.com: Middle School Blues
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Apr 25, 2008. Sixth graders: more frightening than a barrel of serial killers. I volunteered as a tutor for the first time this week at 826Seattle, and it was an interesting character study of how Snotty regresses when surrounded by annoying pre-teens. I arrived at 3 pm to observe how everything works, and by 3:45 pm (that fast? I was twelve again. 826Seattle was a fun place to volunteer, but being twelve again. Was a shout and a shriek and a cackle all at once; that's the one I liked. My favorite th...
