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Who is Cal Evans. Age 6: The Humpty-Clause. Calâ s First Law of Nature:. Mothers are the most precious of all the natural resources we have. I canâ t recall many memories of my childhood that my mother was not a part of. In some way, shape, form or fashion, Mom was always there, the ever-present guardian of beauty, truth and wisdom. My birthday, being in December, usually has somewhat of a Christmas theme. Usually itâ s not overt, but letâ s face it, that time of the year, where do you find anything ...
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Auto-Biographical Fiction » Blog Archive » Age 9: …and God Spoke
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Who is Cal Evans. Age 9: …and God Spoke. Each week, during choir rehearsals, Deacon’s meetings, and other non-worship times at the church, I would find myself inevitably drawn up into the balcony to play among the chairs. Great cities rose and fell amongst the aisles of chairs when I and my small collection of cars would arrive. It was my imaginary playground. My mind chose not to record what happened that afternoon. I’m sure that with years of therapy and hypnosis, we could pull it out but why? Age 20: ...
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Auto-Biographical Fiction » Blog Archive » Age 20: The Origins of Lil ‘J
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Who is Cal Evans. Age 20: The Origins of Lil ‘J. The journey to Atlanta was:. 5 hours journeying to a hotel room so I can make a 5 hour journey back. 5 hours locked in a car with a man who did not speak BASIC and my brother who -would talk just to hear his voice. 5 hours of staring at the front seat headrest from my perch in the backseat wondering how I got talked into this. 5 HOURS of answering questions so inane that it was not until my son learned to talk that I heard them again. Feed You can leave a ...
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Auto-Biographical Fiction » Blog Archive » Age 12: Nightmare on SW 167 Terrace
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Who is Cal Evans. Age 12: Nightmare on SW 167 Terrace. Punishments when I was growing up were an experience in my family. We had the normal wrist-slaps, “washing-your-mouth-out-with-soap” and the parental favorite, the “butt-blistering.” But those were usually reserved for those special occasions when Dad had â had enough.â Everyday punishments were metered out by Mom. My memory is fading now but if I remember it correctly, the sentence handed down prescribed the following routine. Every day for a week, ...
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Auto-Biographical Fiction » 2008 » April
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Who is Cal Evans. Archive for April, 2008. Laquo; Previous Entries. Age 11: The Love of a Child is Timeless. By Cal Evans Christmas time in the Evans household meant only 1 thing, road trip to ORLANDO! My mother’s parents live there and almost every year that I can remember, we made the trek, from wherever we were based to our Christmas Mecca, Nan and Pop’s house. My 11th Christmas was no different. We had […]. Age 7: Cal Plants A Garden. Age 6: The Legend of the Barber Chair. Punishments when I was grow...
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PHP | Some Guy Ranting
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Just another Redacted Technologies Sites site. Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. December 20, 2008. This post originally appeared as part of the 2008 PHP Advent calendar. Using a spoken or computer language effectively is not just a matter of learning your language’s syntax and vocabulary. It is also about learning the quirks and idioms unique to that language, and using it in normal ways so that others don’t have to work to hard to understand you. Il pleut des cordes. Scatter a few dol...
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Conferences | Some Guy Ranting
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Just another Redacted Technologies Sites site. Skip to primary content. Skip to secondary content. OSCON 2008: SNAP – PHP Taint Tool. July 23, 2008. Here are the slides for my talk today at OSCON. Keep the disclaimer at the start at the front of your mind. This tool is fragile and not ready to be called alpha quality. It is definitely not ready to be useful on large programs. We will release it under an OSI license soon. OSCON 2007 Talk: Striving for Less Ugly Charts and Graphs From PHP. July 27, 2007.
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Auto-Biographical Fiction » Blog Archive » Age 17: The Surprise Party
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Who is Cal Evans. Age 17: The Surprise Party. Sundays were always an event in our house. Each Sunday morning was a variation on a theme; get up, wander into the kitchen for breakfast, be told that you got up too late for breakfast, whine about not getting breakfast, stop whining a second before Dad walked into earshot, slink back to your room and ready for church. So it went, every Sunday morning. It was a regular smack-down and I was in the cage swinging a folding chair! My mother is a lot of things, sh...
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Who is Cal Evans. Archive for the 'Uncategorized' Category. Laquo; Previous Entries. Age 52: Hairdryer Hotdogs. Family traditions are important to me. It’s not really the family part that is important to me, but traditions, those are important. As I sit here and write, it is the Fourth of July, 2016. (Happy 240th America! For several years we have had a family tradition that sadly, has now been thrown under the […]. Comments Off on Age 52: Hairdryer Hotdogs. Age 11: The Love of a Child is Timeless. By Ca...
