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Orgasmic Waste: A new look
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009. She's got eyes like Zapruder. And a mouth like heroin. She wants me to be perfect like Kennedy. God is just a statistic. I am in love with my new mask. I feel naked without it. I got it while visiting my girlfriends family in Florida. Her mother was thrilled with it. I could tell by the way she kept saying "please don't walk near me with that. Go away. Seriously. Get away from me". This mask says "Yes, I am a rapist. But goddammit, I love America.". February 17, 2009 at 3:32 PM.
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Orgasmic Waste: April 2009
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Monday, April 6, 2009. I had a strange moment this morning. I have a feeling I have a lot of strange moments and allow them to pass unremarked. I'm going to start jotting down notes when they happen. I don't know. I gave it my full attention and there was absolutely NO car coming for as far as I could see. Yet the feeling remained. The hell was that? Was there a car in an alternate reality and it somehow bled through to my consciousness? Am I having a reaction to not being on cold medicine this morning?
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Orgasmic Waste: August 2008
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008. I'm not an alcoholic. I am, however, a really bad drunk. This won't be a very funny post, or very interesting for that matter, sorry. Still, writing crap does have a way of ordering thoughts and setting things in place. Plus, as I mentioned in my last non-funny post (point it out for a prize! Doing it in public is a nice way of challenging myself to make some sort of change. Then I felt ok and started again. Sometimes just a beer. Sometimes a drunk as described above. Get Off The...
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Orgasmic Waste: April 2008
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Thursday, April 10, 2008. My WTF folder revealed. I have a bad habit. My right click finger is twitchy. I am constantly hitting "save as" when I find something that strikes me as cute, funny, stupid, ugly, or just odd. I do this for awhile, and then I will realize that my 'wtf pics' folder is getting huge and then I usually either delete it all or . well yeah, just delete them all. I shan't waste those priceless images. Instead I will post them here. And then delete them all. So let's see what I have:.
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Orgasmic Waste: May 2008
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Saturday, May 31, 2008. Whose birthday is it? Then she revealed that because her party was postponed (long story) she was going to take me on a surprise date. I was not allowed to know anything, other than I would need to gas the convertible and to be ready to leave by 7pm. After some intense oral persuasion (I asked her, where is your mind? Dirty) she revealed it would be about an hour away. What an amazing night. First: She takes me to meet up with friend Nick for a freaking DRIVE IN DOUBLE FEATURE.
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Orgasmic Waste: Reading is Fundamental. Dumbass.
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009. Reading is Fundamental. Dumbass. 90% of my job is READING. thank god people don't bother or I'd be unemployed. Here is what she sent:. Your message did not reach some or all of the intended recipients. Subject:Please issue an INVOICE ONLY for Bruce XXXX June 22. The following recipient(s) could not be reached:. Ticketing@XXXXX.com' on 6/16/2009 2:38 PM. 550 57.1 The message you attempted to send was determined to be spam. Please visit. Http:/ www.verizon.net/spa. Get Off The Phone.
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Orgasmic Waste: life is strange
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Monday, April 6, 2009. I had a strange moment this morning. I have a feeling I have a lot of strange moments and allow them to pass unremarked. I'm going to start jotting down notes when they happen. I don't know. I gave it my full attention and there was absolutely NO car coming for as far as I could see. Yet the feeling remained. The hell was that? Was there a car in an alternate reality and it somehow bled through to my consciousness? Am I having a reaction to not being on cold medicine this morning?
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Orgasmic Waste: January 2009
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Monday, January 26, 2009. Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.". Phillip K. Dick. I finally got some good sleep last night. Not enough, but more than 6 hours, so I'll have to make do. We got a LOT done over the weekend. but still have a ways to go. I haven't spoken to the others but I am prepared to call our first night in the new house a success. No fires, no more. Broken bones, no 911 calls. So far so good! Links to this post. Sunday, January 25, 2009. Then mankind wou...
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Orgasmic Waste: MEH
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Friday, February 6, 2009. If you want in on the Discordian Society. Then declare yourself what you wish. Do what you like. And tell us about it. There are no rules anywhere. 8212;Malaclypse the Younger, Principia Discordia, Page 00032. I'm in a dark place and I'm not sure why. The last month has been stressful but it's leading to a good thing. I'll soon be settled in my new home. Money is tight but it always is. Blah Nothing to see here, go away. I will not go away! February 6, 2009 at 1:45 PM. BobD, But...