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Words etc...........................: January 2010

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Thursday, 14 January 2010. Book Off With Your Sparkling Vajayjay. Despite this, due mainly to laziness and intermittent arrogance, I was kind of hoping I’d get picked up straight away. The letter itself was in fact a pre-written compliments slip with a few words scribbled over the top. They read:. 8220;Dear John, not quite right for us I’m afraid. All the best, Agent.”. Which is fair enough I suppose. But if you read between the lines it pretty much reads thus:. Let’s just review what we’ve l...In case y...

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Words etc...........................: December 2009

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Tuesday, 8 December 2009. The 82 Million Dollar Man. 8220;I hope that you will not expose or betray this trust”– Kenneth Kubiri. Your Urgent Assistance Is Needed Please.‏. You may not know this sender. Mark as safe. 08 December 2009 02:17:45. Greetings and compliments of the season? I am writing to seek your cooperation over this business, please due welcome this letter as it may come to you as a Surprise. I am waiting for your urgent response! Have a nice day. 08 December 2009 03:56:11. 160;  ...I will ...

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Words etc...........................: February 2010

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Tuesday, 23 February 2010. It’s a Conspiracy. Those of you familiar with the internet will be aware that a large percentage of the content where people wear clothes is comprised of conspiracy theories. For those of you not familiar with the internet; hello, you are on the internet. 8221;, “Nein.”. I could probably spend quite a bit of time highlighting reasons why Hitler is very much not alive right now. However, time is short (as was the man in question) and I feel that one reason is good enough: Ad...

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Words etc...........................: August 2010

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Sunday, 22 August 2010. Something troubling has occurred to me recently and I feel the need to share it with you. I understand this may come across as a theory born out of paranoia, but I think, no, I know, we’re all being brainwashed. Well, it’s quite simple really. To every trade their are a few essential tricks, and here are the tricks of advertising. Tasty, or deadly? You be the judge. 8211; “Join the professionals.”. Translates to: British Army –. 8220;Get shot in the face.”. 8220;We’re late a...

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Words etc...........................: Ad Nauseam

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Sunday, 22 August 2010. Something troubling has occurred to me recently and I feel the need to share it with you. I understand this may come across as a theory born out of paranoia, but I think, no, I know, we’re all being brainwashed. Well, it’s quite simple really. To every trade their are a few essential tricks, and here are the tricks of advertising. Tasty, or deadly? You be the judge. 8211; “Join the professionals.”. Translates to: British Army –. 8220;Get shot in the face.”. 8220;We’re late a...

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Words etc...........................: It’s a Conspiracy

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Tuesday, 23 February 2010. It’s a Conspiracy. Those of you familiar with the internet will be aware that a large percentage of the content where people wear clothes is comprised of conspiracy theories. For those of you not familiar with the internet; hello, you are on the internet. 8221;, “Nein.”. I could probably spend quite a bit of time highlighting reasons why Hitler is very much not alive right now. However, time is short (as was the man in question) and I feel that one reason is good enough: Ad...

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Words etc...........................: February 2009

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Tuesday, 3 February 2009. The Infinite Scope of Horror. Horoscopes, along with The Tooth Fairy, The Easter Bunny and Simon Cowell’s soul, are something I don’t believe in. After doing a bit of research this guy. I decided though, seeing as seemingly anybody can try their hand at this type of thing (seriously mystic meg is not psychic, she just sounds retarded which is why she convinces people), that I, myself, would put together a weekly horoscope for you all. Great, now let’s crack on. The moon is in ca...

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Words etc...........................: Customer Reviews

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Sunday, 11 April 2010. Brought to you by                                        . 1 ED hardy – clothing for a* holes. 2Twilight action figure – because no-one is sick of brooding teens yet. 3 The misery memoir - “I’m not saying I was abused as a child and I’m not saying I wasn’t, but I should definitely get a book deal, right? 12 April 2010 at 07:47. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A Weekly visitor counter that doesn't work? View my complete profile. Subscribe to Words etc. Penny For Your Thoughts.

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Words etc...........................: The Mayer of Idiotsville

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Wednesday, 10 February 2010. The Mayer of Idiotsville. John Mayer proves silence is golden if the alternative is hearing his thoughts. If  ignorance is bliss then John Mayer must be on cloud 9, possibly masturbating furiously to pictures of Jessica Simpson and spunking napalm on unsuspecting white women. At least that’s what his recent interview with Playboy magazine would lead us to believe. Yes, that is John Mayer’s real voice. How did we live without it? He also goes on to inform an audience who are e...

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Words etc...........................: Your Rejection Has Been Rejected

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Monday, 15 March 2010. Your Rejection Has Been Rejected. Here’s what your Careers Adviser in school never got around to telling you: don’t take ‘no’ for an answer. Hah i like it! 21 April 2010 at 21:28. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A Weekly visitor counter that doesn't work? John Kerrison writes words that quite often form sentences that when strung together produce an often underwhelming coherence. Some of these words are being used in his debut novel, most of the others are put here.