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I Am Canadian: March 2007
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A tongue-in-cheek look at Canada and Canadians (By An In-Sider). Don't Mess with Newfoundlanders! A Newfoundlander went to see a psychiatrist. When he got there, he said, I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.". Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to. Me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.". How much do you charge? Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.
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I Am Canadian: December 2005
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A tongue-in-cheek look at Canada and Canadians (By An In-Sider). Proud to Be Canadian! So, what DOES a Canadian Have to be Proud of? 4 The size of our footballs, fields and one less Down. 5 Lacrosse is Canadian. 6 Hockey is Canadian. 7 Basketball is Canadian. 8 Mr Dress-up can kick Mr. Rogers butt. 9 Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts butt. 11 Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany. 13 Our civil war was a big bar fight that lasted a little over an hour. 20 We ALL have fr...
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I Am Canadian: January 2006
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A tongue-in-cheek look at Canada and Canadians (By An In-Sider). The RCMP Are Well-Trained. In most of the Canadian Provinces, there is a policy of checking on any stalled vehicle on the highway when the temperatures drop into the single digits or below. One morning in March 2004 about 3AM an RCMP Constable was awakened to respond to such a call of a car off the shoulder on the Trans Canada Highway outside of Medicine Hat, Alberta. Posted by Ken at 6:20 PM. Posted by Ken at 6:47 PM. At the conclusion of ...
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I Am Canadian: October 2005
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A tongue-in-cheek look at Canada and Canadians (By An In-Sider). Tourist Information About Canada. Now that Vancouver has won the 2010 Winter Olympics, these are some questions that people the world over are asking. These questions about Canada were REALLY posted on an International Tourism Website. Some possible answers are included here:. Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die. Which is....
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I Am Canadian: April 2007
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A tongue-in-cheek look at Canada and Canadians (By An In-Sider). A Spring Visit to Cape Breton. Buddy sent me these photos taken 3 Apr 2007 near Cheticamp on the Cabot Trail. Posted by Ken at 6:35 PM. View my complete profile. Canada.com - Ottawa. A Spring Visit to Cape Breton. Dont Mess with Newfoundlanders! You Know Youre Drunk When . . . Canadians in Hell, EH! DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELLER. The RCMP Are Well-Trained.
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I Am Canadian: September 2005
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A tongue-in-cheek look at Canada and Canadians (By An In-Sider). It would be nice to get some feedback on my blog, but so far, almost all I've received has been. I have reluctantly enabled the. Option that Blogger provides. I appologize for the inconvenience and hope that this will not deter anyone from submitting legitimate comments. Posted by Ken at 11:34 AM. Two bowling teams, one of Newfies and one of Nova Scotians chartered a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Moncton. A few days ...
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I Am Canadian: February 2007
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A tongue-in-cheek look at Canada and Canadians (By An In-Sider). DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELLER. Isn't It Wonderfull To Live In Canada! 6:00pm. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we felt like newlyweds again. I LOVE SNOW! Can there be a more lovely place in the Whole World? Moving here was the best idea I've ever had. 8" las...
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I Am Canadian: August 2005
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A tongue-in-cheek look at Canada and Canadians (By An In-Sider). Unidentified Submarine in Canadian Waters. Recently when an unidentified submarine entered Canadian waters, a contingent of Canadian sailors were deployed to investigate. Canada has put a lot of time and effort into updating the camoflage uniforms for it's military and these pictures highlight the new arctic camoflage. These sailors are part of a highly trained special unit, similar to the US Navy Seals: they are the Canadian Polar Bears.
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I Am Canadian: November 2005
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A tongue-in-cheek look at Canada and Canadians (By An In-Sider). Two Newfoundlanders went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down in their tent for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Lloyd awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Bryce, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.". Bryce replied, "I see millions and millions of stars.". What does that tell you? Yes" Bryce replied. "Why, am I missing something? Posted by Ken at 8:42 AM. If your dad's suntan...
