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Friday, March 31, 2006. Dear Kiddies: I am off to hot tub, barbecue and beer heaven with sexy friends in tow and beautiful, intelligent babies waddling alongside this weekend- starting now. No work for me. Love y'all, K-Dough. Posted by K-Dough at 9:28 AM. Ugly in Canada will constitute a whopping 87% of our population. Are meant to refer to broad, qualitative categories of intelligence and aesthetic beauty. The author did not intend to maliciously insult any single stupid. Posted by K-Dough at 7:33 AM.
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Friday, July 28, 2006. Human Rights in Slow Motion. Yesterday, on the way to work, I had one of those epiphanic moments. I don't know if this happens to you, but sometimes my mind zooms in on an urban vignette somewhere in the city, like a tight cinematic close-up. Often, the profound thoughts this sparks are lost in the subsequent hurricane of daily tasks. But sometimes, I remember. Kills, maims and tortures them. White buds of iPod headphones sticking out from under her rain hat was not lost on me....
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Thursday, August 31, 2006. Man, Dogs Dead. This week, just outside of Calgary, police discovered a. Woman living in a house with the corpse of a man. Cornelius is a former children's cartoon star, best known for his work in the 60s clay-mation feature Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. The Abominable Snow Man (aka Bumble), one of Cornelius' dearest Hollywood-era friends, passed away 2 years ago in a rehab clinic in Anchorage, due to advanced cirrhosis of the liver. Posted by K-Dough at 7:52 AM. CBC radio th...
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Saturday, December 23, 2006. A Very Tory Christmas Warning. Notice to all Employees:. Every part of your workstation that has a lock should have a key that you can lock it up with at the end of the day. If you are missing any keys to your workstation please advise management immediately. Please retrieve your dishes from the staff kitchen area by 5 pm today or they will be discarded. Have a safe and productive holiday! Posted by K-Dough at 10:21 PM. Friday, December 22, 2006. As we wrap up the 40th. I'll ...
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Friday, September 29, 2006. Today, I'm highlighting an example of vigilanteeism that receives the. K-Dough Good Cell Keeping Stamp of Approval. Some moralistic inmates decided that child murderer. Should be scarred for life- on the forehead - with a crude, yet potent, reminder to all of his egregious misdeeds. Inmates held the bastard down and tattooed the word's. In reference to the 10 year old girl he molested and brutally killed- clear across his cro-magnon hollow gourd. Lost in Lima Ohio HERE. Aren't...
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Monday, May 29, 2006. What better way to celebrate my 20,000. Hit today than by telling y'all I will be on an intermittent blogging hiatus over the next while. I will be working on an exciting, yet all-consuming on-line project that I will let you in on in the very near future. Let me just say this though: It's so cool it makes my binkie twitch! Stay tuned- I'll let y'all know about it near the end of the week. I love you like the sexy pets that you are. Carry on my wayward sons and daughters. We are all...
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Thursday, November 30, 2006. John Turner Bio-Doc Airs Saturday. So, a friend of mine who happens to be a Producer/Director/Writer named Paul Kemp ( Stornoway Productions. Has made a very interesting and entertaining bio-doc on former PM and prominent Liberal John Turner. Paul dropped off an advance copy at my place last week and I thought I'd let y'all know about it. The hour-long documentary is called John Turner: In His Own Words. And will air on Global Television this coming Saturday at 7 pm EST on th...
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Friday, April 28, 2006. Sustained what seems to be a serious injury to his eye from an errant stick in Wednesday night's game versus Carolina. Koivu bounced back into the NHL a couple of years ago after surviving cancer, and now this? What cruel misfortune. Recent media reports say he still can't see out of the injured eye and that he may be finished - not only for this playoff run but for his entire career. Boo! See y'all Monday kiddies. Vive le bleu, blanc et rouge! Posted by K-Dough at 7:55 AM. Totall...
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Tuesday, February 28, 2006. Have a question for y'all. Is there anything more mundane; more indescribably boring; more utterly pedantic, anti-cool and drab than an online political fanatic. Just asking, because if there is I'd really like to know! Chatting with these people is like trying to slit your wrist with a plastic spoon: It's too dull to. But the longer it goes on the more it hurts and you end up praying for your death. Noseriously. Oh yeah, and am I one of them? Posted by K-Dough at 7:07 AM.
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Wednesday, October 25, 2006. Jackpot Jimmy Counts Our Cash. Pointy-faced evil little leprichaun-man Jim Flaherty, who is Canada's Finance Minister, is taking credit for the current $6.7-billion budget surplus (read about it HERE. What is absolutely remarkable is the fact that only 5 months into this fiscal year he is already celebrating the success of his shrewd. Strategy. Nevermind the fact that A) the higher than expected surplus is being racked up on the backs on income tax windfalls. I'm 38 years old...
