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think like me: June 2011
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Monday, June 27, 2011. It's a two post day. only because I really don't want to do anything productive tonight. This one is dedicated to. well, me. And my frands who celebrated my birthday with me this year. I went to Smashville to celebrate with my main lovers. It started innocently enough with margaritas and "dinner." Dinner is in quotations marks because I consumed mainly lime wedges and tequila. Woof. So here we go. I don't know why I blacked out. Definitely at grey out right now. There was one other...
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think like me: November 2011
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Monday, November 7, 2011. Hidy ho boys and girls. Lots of things have changed since we last spoke. I reckon we should start at the beginning. I didn't have to work out my two weeks. I got a three week vacation and it was horrrrrrrrible. And I'm not kidding. Don't get me wrong. I don't particularly like working. I hate getting up in the morning and working until five? I made it up to Nashville October 25 - the weekend before Halloween. Great idea? She said dooming the next weekend. That's it for now, ladi...
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think like me: May 2011
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Wednesday, May 25, 2011. Back not by popular demand. Que paso, betches? Would you like to know what has been occupying my whole being over the past few months. That the Chinese - at some time - maybe now? Weren't so found of girl babies so I'd take one of those if I needed to. I'm a humanitarian, what can I say? If I could have ANY Asian baby it would be the smoking Indonesian toddler, Ardi. I'd have to give him a nickname while he was spending some time with me. Maybe Godzilla? Real quick: How in the fu...
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think like me: Sorry for partying.
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Monday, June 27, 2011. It's a two post day. only because I really don't want to do anything productive tonight. This one is dedicated to. well, me. And my frands who celebrated my birthday with me this year. I went to Smashville to celebrate with my main lovers. It started innocently enough with margaritas and "dinner." Dinner is in quotations marks because I consumed mainly lime wedges and tequila. Woof. So here we go. I don't know why I blacked out. Definitely at grey out right now. There was one other...
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think like me: It's your chance for a little romance or butt squeezin'
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Monday, January 24, 2011. It's your chance for a little romance or butt squeezin'. I'm not going to apologize for my lack of blog-age. I'm blaming it on the winter. Winter is stupid. So I'm essentially going to hibernate it out. To sign up for one of the these sites and if I. To give these strangers {emphasis on the strange? The raw, unbridled insight into the real Shannon this is what it would read:. My friends and I talk about poop. A lot. All of this aside, I am really quite a charming lady.". Ok, T I...
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think like me: July 2011
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Thursday, July 14, 2011. After telling the world about m. er, Anonymous' tale with the Inbred Ass Ninja. Butt story #1 - - The Ghost Shart. Doesn’t it. I don’t know how this place is a chain restaurant. The food wasn’t that bad itself, but I think the whole process where I got the opportunity. 8221; she told me to come over. I posted about this story. Well, I laugh so hard that a pee a little and stop breathing. Butt story #2 - - I didn’t ask for that…. I found out later that my bunghole was, too… ...
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think like me: Hulkamania, brother.
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Monday, June 27, 2011. I love manly men. Southern manly men, to be exact. {I don't think that there is anything manly about a man with overly plucked eyes brows and spray tans.} I like to look at them. I sometimes. Like to talk to them. I like the way their little brains work {girls don't poo, really? Who came up with this? The murse is a man purse. Who invented this monstrosity? What about the across the body bag you're wearing screams, "I'm a man? Nothing. The answer is nothing. Show Me Ya Tweets.
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think like me: A and the Inbred Ass Ninja
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Wednesday, July 6, 2011. A and the Inbred Ass Ninja. I have something to tell you, beautiful people. It's a story about a boy and a girl and what a wonderfully awkward story it is but before I get down to the nitty gritty I want to share a song with you. It's one of the most ridiculous songs I've ever heard in my life. But I'm fucking obsessed AND. It is crucial to my story. The lyrics I want you to really remember are below - specifically the bold. Oh my good no exaggeration. I just shed a tear. Like I ...
