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Life Regurgitated for your Chewing Pleasure: July 2007
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Thursday, July 05, 2007. Fun Bobby and the Case of the Loose Tongue. This is a collage from last weekend. My friend Bobby was in town from San Diego and we went on an extensive bar crawl around the city with some of his friends. When my friends met him, they asked me, "Is he in the mob? They're so observant. It took me three years to figure it out. While he's no longer involved in all that, I think the diamond pinky. Chick was swinging an imaginary lasso around trying to rally. Clear from the fake lesbos.
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Life Regurgitated for your Chewing Pleasure: I Can't Stand Sarah Palin
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Saturday, October 18, 2008. I Can't Stand Sarah Palin. In case anyone's still reading this and wondering what I'm thinking about Sarah Palin: she's a joke. She might very well be the worst vice presidential candidate ever selected. And, I think her going on Saturday Night Live was a mistake- it clearly demonstrated that Sarah Palin isn't nearly as hot as Tina Fey pretending to be Sarah Palin.which was sorta the only thing going for her. Quale ; can't spell. Cheney: Can't aim (when shooting at his friends).
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Life Regurgitated for your Chewing Pleasure: Alive!
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Tuesday, March 04, 2008. I started my own business, which might explain why I've had absolutely no time to write. The new biz is a PR/marketing firm (whose name I can't smudge by mentioning it on this here blog). I know I always say that I'll write more, but it's true this time. PS Hi, new friend, Romius T. Nice to have you. I need some new readers. My old ones have left me. Rightfully. I've so not upheld my end of the bargain. With a hot chic who shows me the back of her head. Why are you ending it, ben?
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Life Regurgitated for your Chewing Pleasure: September 2007
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Saturday, September 29, 2007. I'm Obsessed With This Book: STOPLESS by Wanda Lee Robinson. I'm not usually a memoir reader, but people keep on passing me their books and I keep on reading them. If you're the same way, consider this my passing a book onto you. The author's story reminds me a lot of my mom's. I won't go into details because I don't want to embarrass my mom (who you don't know and who doesn't read this, so maybe it's not a big deal? Twice my age). This is how I feel about my mom sometim...
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Life Regurgitated for your Chewing Pleasure: It's not that I don't want to write...
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Friday, December 21, 2007. It's not that I don't want to write. It's just that I can't. All the cool stuff going on is top-secret. Jez, what i jip. i needed something to do while i was waiting for the Snorks to download. Have a great holiday. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I take pictures of the back of my head because I think it's very mysterious. View my complete profile. Amish in the City. Black Table (R.I.P.). Candy in a Barrel. They Call Me Concha. Dreamers, Liars and Tellers of Tall Tales.
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Life Regurgitated for your Chewing Pleasure: October 2008
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008. I'm back and boy have things changed. My landlord will wish she'd rigged her t.p. holder like this once I'm finished with her. Hi all. Hopefully you've still got me on your blog readers because for a couple months now I've been really craving my blog. Despite our better wishes, writing about PR and Marketing isn’t half as interesting as talking about ourselves on our personal blogs. Saturday, October 18, 2008. I Can't Stand Sarah Palin. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my com...
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Life Regurgitated for your Chewing Pleasure: December 2007
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Thursday, December 27, 2007. This is Totally Karma for the Jesus Thing. If you don't know what the Jesus thing is, see the below post. I just wrote out this long recap for my friends, so I thought I'd share it here too. Mildly entertaining. Oddly enough, I felt like something bad was going to happen prior to going out, and thought that I probably shouldn't go. I should have trusted my instincts. Wednesday, December 26, 2007. I hate Jesus.". It's blurry, but you get the idea. Actually, I'm lying; I've bee...
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Life Regurgitated for your Chewing Pleasure: May 2007
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Wednesday, May 30, 2007. I never thought that I would complain about getting free liquor and food. That's ridiculous unless you’re trying to get laid. Skeeze, were you trying to get laid? I’ll answer for the Skeeze. 8220;I don’t dig sloppy Mexican men [even though I am one].”. Okay, then why did you feel obliged to give him a 140% tip? But, but, but. He gave us free drinks! So, we didn’t ask for them. In fact, we actually refused them and they kept coming. I think I’m going to puke. So, there you have it.
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Life Regurgitated for your Chewing Pleasure: April 2007
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Thursday, April 19, 2007. Gawker and I seem to disagree about the whole. Situation. I wrote about this guy. A while back and was amused to hear that a group of lesbians, you know, stabbed him after he made some mundane, lowlife remark to them. Bravo. Well done. Of course, our hero, D. Buckle, remembers saying something classy to the group, something along the lines of, "Hi, how are you doing? Tuesday, April 03, 2007. How Many Times Did the Guy on The Train Just Make Love to Me? Here's how the rest of the...
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Life Regurgitated for your Chewing Pleasure: August 2007
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Friday, August 03, 2007. Be back, though. Just really busy with great things in the works. Will report back soon. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I take pictures of the back of my head because I think it's very mysterious. View my complete profile. Amish in the City. Black Table (R.I.P.). Candy in a Barrel. They Call Me Concha. Dreamers, Liars and Tellers of Tall Tales. Gingerbread Latte: The E! I am, therefore I date. Not Chosen, Just Posin'. Overheard in New York. Please do it, Ms. Hewitt.
