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unfuckwithable: May 2008
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Friday, May 30, 2008. Real Talk: Creepy Dudes. I really suck at dudes. I'm also a very nice person, and I don't like to say no (to certain things). This poses a problem. Oh, so uhm, you forgot to give me your phone number.". Instantly, I'm put on the spot. How the fuck am I supposed to respond to that? With a boldfaced lie? Why must you come into my place of employment and look for me? Which brings me to my next dude-qualm. By birthing default, I'm Jewish. I wasn't raised Jewish, but my grandmothers ...
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unfuckwithable: November 2008
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Sunday, November 9, 2008. Yo, what are you gonna do about it? Okay, so maybe i have a big mouth and i don't know when to shut up sometimes. but other times, it makes for a great story. He did not like being called an asshole very much, so he stopped his truck in front of my car and said, "did you just call me an asshole? My reply to him was "OK, COULD YOU MOVE? Oh, he moved alright. he moved up to the driveway, jerked his truck to a halt, and got out of his car. Do you have anger issues?
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unfuckwithable: The night that the Persian Mafia almost killed me.
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Sunday, August 3, 2008. The night that the Persian Mafia almost killed me. Shortly after this incident, Ciji dropped out of class and we stopped being friends. That's fine, because I could never be friends with someone who would put my life in danger. Thats just selfish business. Since that day, whenever I drive to my mom's house at night, I'm terrified someone is following me. Labels: im not drunk. To me as a Persian living inside Iran this story seems kindda surreal! Nice blog, by the way!
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unfuckwithable: why interoffice relations fail to work.
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008. Why interoffice relations fail to work. Office life is very dull, I do understand this. But while its dull, its just as incestual as the hardcore scene. Or maybe that's just my office. I have heard about fistfights over girls in my office. I think that's really funny. Why would you take part in inter office relations anyway? I guess if life is dull, you can always flirt via e-mail. There is one fellow in particular who thought itd be a great idea to attempt this with me.
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unfuckwithable: AMERICA, FUCK YEA!
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Monday, July 7, 2008. AMERICA, FUCK YEA! I'm backtracking a little, and reminding everyone why it's important to celebrate the American Dream. America is a great, greedy country, and I'll be damned if I don't celebrate its independence every year. This year, this is what I was celebrating and why. Because we're overpopulated and it's forcing me to learn more Spanish than I ever intended on. If you hate Disneyland you can delete yourself from my life. BAI! August 3, 2008 at 11:31 PM. If you can't draw a c...
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unfuckwithable: for all the boys in the world.
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008. For all the boys in the world. I was reading my friend stafford'. S blog, and saw that he did a recap of every girl he ever liked from l-12. i decided i was going to rip him off, so i had to actually sit here and rack my brain for all the idiots who have infiltrated my life. i'm a winner. 2- i don't remember 2nd grade. at all. 5- i went to a catholic school. why? And there you have it. Wowboyz will be boyz. I am sure ill have a crazy list like that. August 20, 2008 at 10:44 PM.
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unfuckwithable: July 2008
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Monday, July 7, 2008. AMERICA, FUCK YEA! I'm backtracking a little, and reminding everyone why it's important to celebrate the American Dream. America is a great, greedy country, and I'll be damned if I don't celebrate its independence every year. This year, this is what I was celebrating and why. Because we're overpopulated and it's forcing me to learn more Spanish than I ever intended on. If you hate Disneyland you can delete yourself from my life. BAI! Sunday, July 6, 2008. This Is Why I Suck. On the ...
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if you're making sense then you're doing it wrong.: honeymooning & tarot
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If you're making sense then you're doing it wrong. Friday, May 1, 2009. Honeymoon beer and tarot readings, perfect present and hopeful future. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Annelise runs her mouth. Beejay is an idiot. Brooke rides the metro. Bryce annihilates this week. Christina was born to run. View my complete profile.
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if you're making sense then you're doing it wrong.: the unfortunate events of the unknowingly misguided
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If you're making sense then you're doing it wrong. Sunday, January 11, 2009. The unfortunate events of the unknowingly misguided. So confused i can barely sit up straight, and so weak that even pressing the keys feels like a task. If there were good intentions in everything that was said to me, then it sure as hell was misguided and accidentally hurtful. So why is it now that i'm so upset i'm fighting off tears? Happy 2009, you've already ruined my year. Labels: dont talk to me about this post. I am awfu...
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if you're making sense then you're doing it wrong.: just a little romance, that's all.
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If you're making sense then you're doing it wrong. Wednesday, June 2, 2010. Just a little romance, that's all. As long as i keep living vicariously through people who aren't real, everything is perfect. At least i have rollerskates. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Annelise runs her mouth. Beejay is an idiot. Brooke rides the metro. Bryce annihilates this week. Christina was born to run. View my complete profile.
