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Bane Blog!: April 2006
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Tuesday, April 25, 2006. Every Day is Exactly the Bane! Bane just see new video from NIN! Bane not know why Trent Razor want to scrap video, Bane think it amazing. Bane want to have space station weight room. Bane never stop doing chin-up if Bane have no gravity! Bane just want weight room. Right now Bane work out with old cinder block and rusty bucket Bane fill with water to make heavy. But Bane get sweet pump from what Bane have. Just imagine how shredder Bane look if Bane have space gym! Because Bane ...
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Bane Blog!: June 2006
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Thursday, June 22, 2006. Hey, what chucklenuts not tell Bane new Garfield movie out? Bane not aware of film since Bane not get cable and Bane not read newspaper or magazine, since both just propaganda. Oh man, look at that poster! Bane not trust Garfield with crown. He look shady. Bane bet that Garfield up to no good, but not fun no good like REAL Garfield. Watch out, Garfield! Bane finally hand kid supersize cup and tell him to pee in cup or Bane hurt his face! Sequel always better than original. Okay, ...
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Bane Blog!: December 2006
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Wednesday, December 06, 2006. The Bane of Bane Existence! Ugh Okay, it over. Bane stuck in Iowa for entire month! Bane run out of money and not able to pay for dinner at little cafe. They turn down Bane credit card too. Bane so mad Bane headbutt rotating pie case and it shatter. So now Bane have to wash dish to pay for dinner AND pie case. Bane wash so many dish, Bane think Bane ACTUAL dish, like in Beauty And Beast! Bane then begin walking to home. It took long time. Bane finally back.
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Bane Blog!: July 2006
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Tuesday, July 25, 2006. Okay, look, Bane flattered people want to dress up like Bane, but come on. If squirrel nuts want copy Bane look, where his rippage? Guy just big boned. Bane muscle have muscle. Those muscle have mask like one Bane wear on face. This guy have sweet costume, but Bane not see bi, tri, delt, pec.Bane not see nothing! Bane train hard with rusty water bucket and old brick in backyard everyday so Bane look hot to death. Bane find photo from this guy. Wednesday, July 12, 2006. So there bi...
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Bane Blog!: March 2006
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Thursday, March 30, 2006. Bane big music fan. Bane have huge cassette collection. Bane mostly listen to hard rock. Here Bane favorite bands:. OH MAN THEY PUMP UP BANE SOOOO HARD! But once in while there song so hot that not metal, even Bane unable to ignore. Bane favorite new song little ditty called "PopoZão.". Oh man, tribal beat and crazy Internet guy dancing to song make Bane get all crazy! If Bane have band, Bane would call band "Bane and the Blades! Wednesday, March 29, 2006. Who cast big, dumb, ma...
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Bane Blog!: February 2007
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Wednesday, February 21, 2007. So Bane not around for while. Big deal, chill out pickledick. Bane have awesome new thing coming up! Bane going to appear at New York Comic Con! Two jerk that have show there ask Bane to make video. Bane say "okay, but it not Bane fault when Bane have best thing on show! Then Bane laugh until jerk hang up phone. Bane LOVE that one! Actually, Bane just want pitch meeting; Bane have bunch of great idea for TV show. View my complete profile. The Bane of Bane Existence!
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Bane Blog!: May 2006
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Friday, May 19, 2006. Bane Not on Side of Milk Carton! Ugh There day, and then there day. Bane soooo excited about inclusion in Infinite Crisis. And right after Bane post last post, Bane AOL dial-up connection go out! Bane get super mad and break complimentary AOL mousepad over knee. This took very long time since neoprene not want to break, but Bane very determined. Man call Bane crazy and hang up on Bane. It no Bane fault AOL stupid! Bane decide to go to Manhattan and teach AOL lesson. It turn out, aft...