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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News & Ill Thinking: August 2012
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News and Ill Thinking. Friday, August 17, 2012. If you kill me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologise. Rest in pieces, Detective Madsen! I flew to the top of a sort of mix between and Aztec ziggurat and the CN tower and proceeded to do battle with Madsen, before I SMOTE HIS RUIN on the ground below. This marks the first time my rampaging, untamed id has assassinated a celebrity in a dream. Go me. Wednesday, August 01, 2012. No, please. Not the knives.
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News & Ill Thinking: My friend Ed
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News and Ill Thinking. Sunday, November 04, 2012. This page is normally reserved for fatuous things, but today, unfortunately, the fates have aligned to give me reason to be serious. I could share anecdotes about Ed with you all day. I'm writing this primarily to reminisce with those who shared these moments with us, but also in case anyone else who knew him stumbles over these words, and wants to know more about a a period of his life they weren't a part of. I'm sad, because t...
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News & Ill Thinking: November 2012
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News and Ill Thinking. Sunday, November 04, 2012. This page is normally reserved for fatuous things, but today, unfortunately, the fates have aligned to give me reason to be serious. I could share anecdotes about Ed with you all day. I'm writing this primarily to reminisce with those who shared these moments with us, but also in case anyone else who knew him stumbles over these words, and wants to know more about a a period of his life they weren't a part of. I'm sad, because t...
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News & Ill Thinking: August 2014
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News and Ill Thinking. Friday, August 29, 2014. The Mass Effect trilogy postmortem. Phineas Shepard, presumably making a tough call. This article contains endemic spoilers for Mass Effect 1, 2 and 3. Goodbye forever, space wife! So, what of the ending? We'll see what a few centuries inside the collective mind of a bunch of immortal machines does to his finely developed sense of fair play. Who's this lying in the rubble, N7 dogtags round his neck? So many thoughts. This game...
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News & Ill Thinking: July 2012
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News and Ill Thinking. Friday, July 27, 2012. Depressing American Disillusionment Family Crime Caper. Jennifer Lawrence, clearly in need of supervision. I dreamed another movie a few weeks ago, so I felt I had better write it down before I forget it like I did with Sewer Cops. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Depressing American Disillusionment Family Crime C. Travel template. Template images by nicodemos.
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News & Ill Thinking: November 2011
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News and Ill Thinking. Sunday, November 27, 2011. Totally inequipped to deal with vampires. Apparently, when you die in one of my dreams, you float above your body and look down, while god tells you which of the beliefs that you had in life were misheld. The only thing I can remember god telling me was "William Blake is a liar". And then I woke up. Several disturbing things about this dream:. Tuesday, November 22, 2011. The Nigerian Federal Ministry of Agriculture. We will neve...
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News & Ill Thinking: March 2013
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News and Ill Thinking. Saturday, March 02, 2013. Can you believe Ubisoft failed to hire me as a games writer? Who could ever want to kill these guys? I applied for a writer job a couple of years back with Ubisoft. Of course, with my complete lack of game writing experience, references, connections, or any verifiable talent, I didn't even get an interview. But in a way, having just completed Far Cry 3. I can't help but feel the joke is on them. He describes Jason as an "unreliab...
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News & Ill Thinking: Can you believe Ubisoft failed to hire me as a games writer?
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News and Ill Thinking. Saturday, March 02, 2013. Can you believe Ubisoft failed to hire me as a games writer? Who could ever want to kill these guys? I applied for a writer job a couple of years back with Ubisoft. Of course, with my complete lack of game writing experience, references, connections, or any verifiable talent, I didn't even get an interview. But in a way, having just completed Far Cry 3. I can't help but feel the joke is on them. He describes Jason as an "unreliab...
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News & Ill Thinking: April 2012
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News and Ill Thinking. Monday, April 09, 2012. How to be a manly man. What would Vladimir Putin do? The other day I was lifting weights and listing to an audiobook of Sun Tzu's The Art of War. 1 Real men work with their hands. You work in an office? That's probably why the Men of the Street are able to mug you so easily. Office workers and professionals are mugged frequently, but when was the last time you heard of a lumberjack being mugged? Or a Navy SEAL? If even the strange ...
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News & Ill Thinking: May 2013
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The Crayfish Diaries: Rude News and Ill Thinking. Monday, May 20, 2013. The True Classes of Britain. You are adept with technology, as comfortable with a digital camcorder as you are with compressed-air nailgun. You buy an awful lot rugs, and more tarp. You remain emotionally detached and in the course of your work routinely ruin people's lives. The only time you allow an outpouring of emotion is when a former Conservative Prime Minister or major Royal dies. You commute so much you effectively live in yo...
