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An Experiment in Demented Wit, Deranged Absurdity, and Odd Humor. Give Me One Good Reason Bandicoots Are Not Allowed in the Dog Show. The office where I work had a dog show today in a local park. Once again, my pet bandicoots, all forty-three of them, were not allowed to participate. I want to know why. I know they are not dogs. Maybe, instead of just limiting participants to dogs, the competition could be open to other animals.…. Science Patrick’s Day. Shuffling Cards at Work – Deal Me Out. In a recent ...
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An Experiment in Demented Wit, Deranged Absurdity, and Odd Humor. Not to brag, but I use a Sharpie when I do word search puzzles. My dog, Buddy, beat me in Twister again so now I have to take him to Zaxby’s. While looking for my baling wire, I found a cup of rusty nails in the shed. I dropped my boom box down the stairs trying to bust a move. There goes one of the kids’ inheritances. I shampooed my chickens to see if that would increase their egg laying, but so far it doesn’t seem to work.
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An Experiment in Demented Wit, Deranged Absurdity, and Odd Humor. Toe Jumps and Camel Spins: The Susan and Todd Story. Susan and Todd believe in love at first sight. 8220;That might sound strange considering how long it took Todd to notice me,” Susan said. “Sure, we were skating partners throughout college, but I wanted to take our relationship to the next level.”. Although Todd was visibly shaken during the program and Susan inebriated, the couple won the competition with perfect scores despite numerous...
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An Experiment in Demented Wit, Deranged Absurdity, and Odd Humor. Choking the Muse and Her Skanky Girlfriend. Interspersed throughout the list are special Try This writing prompts. Several Try This prompts require some physical activity and are designed to function much like Emerson’s and Thoreau’s transcendental walks, fomenting profundity and sapience through bodily exertion. Every now and then, you poke your head out of the warm, moist cavity to see what’s up. You find a group of gay elves living in y...
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An Experiment in Demented Wit, Deranged Absurdity, and Odd Humor. Looking for some old-fashioned cartoons? Here’s a few for you. (Click to enlarge). Category : Clipart Comedy. Science Patrick’s Day. Party Animal →. Designed by: Theme Freesia.
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Discover new books on Goodreads. See if your friends have read any of Dan Burt's books. Sign in with Facebook. See all bookshelves ». Dan Burt’s Followers (6). In Fort Payne, Alabama, The United States. Http:/ www.danburt.com. Woody Allen, S. J. Perelman, Jack Handey, Robert Benchley, Stephen Col. Woody Allen, S. J. Perelman, Jack Handey, Robert Benchley, Stephen Colbert, Tina Fey, Stephen Wright, David Sedaris, Ellen Degeneres, Monty Python. Https:/ www.goodreads.com/danburt. To ask Dan Burt. Error rati...
Robert Benchley Society: April 2014
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Tuesday, April 15, 2014. This question was recently submitted to the Robert Benchley Society. Can anyone help answer it? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). For more information about the Robert Benchley Society, local chapters near you, our annual Award for Humor, and our Annual Gathering, visit The RBS Website. Subscribe to Our E-Newsletter Published on Tuesdays and Saturdays. Subscribe to our mailing list. Robert Benchley Society Website. Benchley in the Movies. RBS Award for Humor. Sweet Old Bob (SOB).
Robert Benchley Society: ...and the winners are...
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Tuesday, March 31, 2015. And the winners are. The Robert Benchley Society Announces the Winners in the 2014 RBS Humor Writing Competition. Our celebrity judge, Mark Russell, said of this year's finalist, "If the New Yorker ever rejected any of these, I would cancel my subscription." -. Lowell T. Christensen, of White Rock, N.M., for How to Help Children with Attention Deficit Disorder. Cy Creed, of Hamburg, N.Y., for Just The Socks Please, Nothing But The Socks. RBS Award for Humor. Benchley in the Movies.
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Tuesday, December 30, 2008. 5 Poems about Beer. Ever since the written word was first created, man has sought to illustrate deep emotion through the art of poetry. The following are some poems about beer. Beer, oh Beer you are my friend. The Yoda to my Luke. When life is crap you help me mend. Until you make me puke. Oh, I love you beer. Let me count the ways. What was I talking about? I like Beer,. And Beer likes me. Is when I have to pee. Beer is neat,. I can't deny,. It makes a toad. It gives me joy.
Robert Benchley Society: December 2014
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Thursday, December 18, 2014. Tonight's Boston Round-up Cancelled. Sorry, but we have to cancel tonight's Boston "We've Come for the Davenport" Round-up. See you next month. Tuesday, December 16, 2014. Boston Chapter Round-up Thursday, December 18th. Dress code is informal or business casual. For more information, contact David Trumbull at david@robertbenchley.org. Braised Short Rip and Whipped Potato Martini Glasses. Lobster Salad Sliders with Arugula. Antipasti Station and Cheese Board. It was recorded ...
Robert Benchley Society: March 2015
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Tuesday, March 31, 2015. And the winners are. The Robert Benchley Society Announces the Winners in the 2014 RBS Humor Writing Competition. Our celebrity judge, Mark Russell, said of this year's finalist, "If the New Yorker ever rejected any of these, I would cancel my subscription." -. Lowell T. Christensen, of White Rock, N.M., for How to Help Children with Attention Deficit Disorder. Cy Creed, of Hamburg, N.Y., for Just The Socks Please, Nothing But The Socks. RBS Award for Humor. Monday, March 30, 2015.
Robert Benchley Society: September 2014
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Wednesday, September 24, 2014. Let the Laughter Begin. The entries in the 2014 Robert Benchley Society Annual Award for Humor Competition are available for reading at www.robertbenchley.org/2014 competition/index.htm. Labels: RBS Award for Humor. Sunday, September 7, 2014. An Evening NOT with Robert Benchley. Location: Worcester Public Library - Main Branch - Saxe Room, 3 Salem Street, Worcester, Massachusetts. Boston RBS Chapter September 18th Round-up. Urban Noir: Night Photography in Los Angeles.
Robert Benchley Society: July 2014
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Wednesday, July 16, 2014. RBS Boston Chapter Monthly Roundup Thursday, July 17th. The Boston "We've Come for the Davenport" Chapter of the Robert Benchley Society will hold its monthly Roundup at the Downtown Harvard Club, high above Boston town on the 38th floor of One Federal Street, in the Financial District. We'll gather at the Crimson Pub on Thursday, July 17th, beginning at 5:30 pm. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Subscribe to Our E-Newsletter Published on Tuesdays and Saturdays. Benchley in the Movies.
Robert Benchley Society: February 2015
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Sunday, February 22, 2015. Robert Benchley Society Announces Semifinalists in 2014 Humor Contest. February 22, 2015, the Robert Benchley Society Announces the Top-Ten Semifinalists in 2014 RBS Humor Writing Competition (in alphabetical order). Barb Best, of Malibu, Calif., for Risk. Con Chapman, of Boston, Mass., for Take the 40 Million-Years-Without-Sex Challenge. Lowell T. Christensen, of White Rock, N.M., for How to Help Children with Attention Deficit Disorder. This year's preliminary judges were:.
Robert Benchley Society: Benchley Movie "Syncopation" Recently Released on Blu-ray
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Tuesday, March 31, 2015. Benchley Movie "Syncopation" Recently Released on Blu-ray. Now available on Blu-ray director William Dieterle's Syncopation. Starring Adolphe Menjou, Jackie Cooper, Bonita Granville, Tedd North and Robert Benchley. Recently restored and digitally remastered. Labels: Benchley in the Movies. Robert Benchley isnt in this movie after all. I just watched it on Amazon. Benchley IS listed in the credits (as Doakes) but never shows up. Further investigation reveals this from the AFI:.
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