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CAPTIVE CAPTIONS: MODERN ARCHITECTURE
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TALKING PICTURES AKA CAPTIONS BEHIND BARS. Victor often forgot to close. The kitchen sink tap. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). When Jeremy's teenage daughter finished explaining he put down the glass he had been holding. SEEING THE FINANCIAL MELTDOWN ON CNN. There goes my College Fund. I'm not a flying squirrel. The chute where's the chute? Ok that's it, THIS IS a Gay bar isn't it Tom? Jenna's dream of being a mechanic was somewhat hindered. MUSIC) BBBBBAD, BAD TO THE BONE. A STRETCH AT BEST. The Arm...
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THE COMEDY COMMISSION: THE STOCK MARKET
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HUMOR COMPILED FROM EVERYWHERE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT! THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS. . . Helium was up, feathers were down. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. He asks...
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THE COMEDY COMMISSION: A FEW CHOICE JOKES
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HUMOR COMPILED FROM EVERYWHERE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT! A FEW CHOICE JOKES. JOKES I LIKE. OLD AND NEW. A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun. He shouts 'this is a raid - everyone get on the floor! To empty the cash drawers. As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off his balaclava. The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head. Did anybody else here see my face? Did anybody else see my face? He shouts again, waving his gun around. Farmer Brown ...
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CAPTIVE CAPTIONS: BOXER SHORTS
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TALKING PICTURES AKA CAPTIONS BEHIND BARS. No wonder he won so many fights. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). When Jeremy's teenage daughter finished explaining he put down the glass he had been holding. SEEING THE FINANCIAL MELTDOWN ON CNN. There goes my College Fund. I'm not a flying squirrel. The chute where's the chute? Ok that's it, THIS IS a Gay bar isn't it Tom? Jenna's dream of being a mechanic was somewhat hindered. MUSIC) BBBBBAD, BAD TO THE BONE. A STRETCH AT BEST. A GRASP OF THE OBVIOUS.
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THE COMEDY COMMISSION: EAT, DRINK AND BE...
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HUMOR COMPILED FROM EVERYWHERE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT! EAT, DRINK AND BE. THE BANNISTER OF LIFE. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People.". The difference between the Pope and your boss.the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's ALL gone. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
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THE COMEDY COMMISSION: MEN VS MOTOCYCLES: PART 1
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HUMOR COMPILED FROM EVERYWHERE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT! MEN VS MOTOCYCLES: PART 1. This is a piece from the internet. I have added my own twists to it. Feel free to do the same. Keep what you like and fix what you don't. As written by women [in black]. 1 You can ride a motorcycle when you want to. Not when it's raining or snowing.). 2 Motorcycles never try to ride you. I had one motorcycle try.). 3 Motorcycles don’t sulk for a week when you don't ride them. They do for the first few rides after winter.).
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THE COMEDY COMMISSION: BRAD JENNILINA
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HUMOR COMPILED FROM EVERYWHERE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT! Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt are set to meet. This will be their first eye to eye meeting since their divorce. In an exclusive interview. I'm sorry we interrupt this post to. Bring you breaking news. I AM OUT OF HERE. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THE BEST OF MY WEB. FULL EXPOSURE AND TAN LINES. CAPTIONS BY ARMAND HAMOUTH. ECHOS AND WHISPERS - UNCUT. 100 JOKES AND 100 IMAGES. The dealer has - "Take a card! Saul shouts. "TAKE ANOTHER CARD! She sai...
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THE COMEDY COMMISSION: WHO'S LINE IS IT?
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HUMOR COMPILED FROM EVERYWHERE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT! WHO'S LINE IS IT? DON'T GIVE ME LIP. 1 Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong. 2 Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 3 Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. 4 I plead contemporary insanity. 5 How do I set a laser printer to stun? 6 Meandering to a different drummer. 7 The difference between this company and a cactus plant is that the plant has pricks on the outside. 9 May your children be so famous every policeman knows them.
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THE COMEDY COMMISSION: November 2008
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HUMOR COMPILED FROM EVERYWHERE FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT! THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS. . . Helium was up, feathers were down. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market for raisins dried up. We went...
