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racejunkie: May 2015
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Saturday, May 30, 2015. Now* Who's Your Team Leader,! The Road to Milan Gets Ugly #giro. Mean Girls 3: The Peloton: well, we learned a lot at the Giro d'Italia today, kids, particularly in the post-stage interviews: (1) *don't* try to pull that backstabbing grandstanding Team Sky Froome-Wiggins show-off! I still wouldn't turn yer back on him at the post-race party tomorrow though, Alberto- even Oleg can't remember to tweet *everything*! PS Did anyone else misread that cyclingnews quote. Next payback: Tin...
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racejunkie: July 2015
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Tuesday, July 28, 2015. It's Yer Post-Tour Gossip 'n' Recriminations Roundup! Straight Outta Paris: hot on the heels of Alberto Contador's pledge to target- and target *only*- the Tour de France next season, tuttobiciweb's reporting that he's going to officially end his 2015 season with this weekend's Clasica San Sebastian, leaving him only a crappy worthless Giro d'Italia (the most beautiful race in the world Oleg you publicity-whoring goon! ING EUSKALTEL, DAMMIT! Anna Van Der Breggen. Yes, the urine's ...
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racejunkie: It's Yer Tour de France First-Rest-Day Week-One in Review! #letour
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Monday, July 13, 2015. It's Yer Tour de France First-Rest-Day Week-One in Review! 1 The Giro-Tour Double: I *know*, my dear Contador fans. I *know*. He's gonna attack Froome when the guy pokes himself in the eyeballs with one of his own flailing elbows, take 14 minutes on 'im in the neutral zone, and already be putting on the final maillot jaune in Paris while Froomey's still riding the second stage in the Pyrenees. But 1:03 is a! Kick 'im in the nuts while he's down, whydontcha! For shame, team strategi...
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racejunkie: Have (Some) Coke and a Smile: It's the First Doping Poz of the Tour de France! #letour
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Friday, July 10, 2015. Have (Some) Coke and a Smile: It's the First Doping Poz of the Tour de France! Let It Snow (In July): well, *that* sucks for dear Purito Rodriguez: joining the ranks of we love Gilberto "My Grandma Sent Me Coke-Tainted Candies" Simoni and Tom "Hell, At Least It Didn't Make Me Crash My Lamborghini! Or (2) the dumb! Oh, Luca- don't you know you'd'a gotten off *entirely* if you'd only taken that freakish! Here, poor Luca's so out of it he's accidentally trying to snort his own jersey:.
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racejunkie: It's Yer Post-Tour Gossip 'n' Recriminations Roundup! #letour
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Tuesday, July 28, 2015. It's Yer Post-Tour Gossip 'n' Recriminations Roundup! Straight Outta Paris: hot on the heels of Alberto Contador's pledge to target- and target *only*- the Tour de France next season, tuttobiciweb's reporting that he's going to officially end his 2015 season with this weekend's Clasica San Sebastian, leaving him only a crappy worthless Giro d'Italia (the most beautiful race in the world Oleg you publicity-whoring goon! ING EUSKALTEL, DAMMIT! Anna Van Der Breggen. Radsport: Der Spa...
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racejunkie: November 2014
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Sunday, November 30, 2014. It's Yer Naughty Naughty Doping Roundup. Roman Empire: there's still hope for your lovable superdomestique, Alberto Contador: Roman Kreuziger, popped (then sorta exonerated) for a bio-passport violation after recovering like a freak for a stage win at the 2012 Giro, has released his blood values on his very own website. At least you were always fun to watch Jan- considering the slimeballs before you now enjoying the lucrative limelight, isn't it about time we let *him* come bac...
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racejunkie: October 2014
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Thursday, October 23, 2014. The Hell With the Giro-Tour-Vuelta Triple, I Don't Even Wanna Ride the Tour de France Single! Meantime, Valverde, already sworn to sacrificing himself for wee jailbait phenom Quintana next year, has reportedly been careening around the streets in a sobbing drunken haze cornering disinterested strangers and drooling on 'em, "it coulda been me next year! It coulda been me! Damn right it's an outrage- Lance is a hero! He's never tested positive once! Saturday, October 18, 2014.
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racejunkie: It's Yer 2015 Tour de France Racejunkie Awards! #letour
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Sunday, July 26, 2015. It's Yer 2015 Tour de France Racejunkie Awards! Yes, the urine's been thrown, the champagne's been quaffed, and Peter Sagan made like a 1930s machine-gun gangster on the podium, so as we all catch our breaths and finally tear ourselves away from our Twitter feeds, it's time for the incredibly prestigious 2015 Tour de France Racejunkie Awards! But the winner is absolutely maillot jaune Chris Froome chasing down *every* second of Alberto Contador's moves from the very first *hint* of...
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racejunkie: January 2015
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Thursday, January 29, 2015. Video Killed the Roadie-o Star; and, Cadel and Samuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Ready, Aim, Siiiiiiiiiiing! Yep, not content with being (1) retired (2) obscenely wealthy despite screwing an entire sport into eternal ignominy or (3) yappin' to BBC how he'd dope again anyway, fallen hero Lance Armstrong is yet again ho-ing himself for the limelight, now appearing in a close rocker friend's hi-larious new video, including, according to the fine folks at cyclingnews. Off, Lance."! In' ridic...
