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                                        Joe Simmons. Comedian. Humorist. Loserist.: Love Hurts...Let Joe Simmons Be Your Anti-Bacterial Ointment
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                                        Saturday, January 14, 2006. Love Hurts.Let Joe Simmons Be Your Anti-Bacterial Ointment. Relationships are difficult, yes. However, meeting someone special in order to get into a relationship in the first place is sometimes even more difficult. I cannot count the amount of times that lonely, quality single people have asked me, “Joe, will you please chew with your mouth closed? 8221; But sometimes they also ask me about relationships. I will NOT go on a date with you! I quit shopping there because of you! 
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        Joe Simmons. Comedian. Humorist. Loserist.: Breaking the Chains
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                                        Thursday, February 23, 2006. I know that I should rarely use the word “hate” because it has such strong negative connotations, but sometimes the situation just calls for it:. I HATE chain e-mails. 8221; I wish I could send a message to every woman in the world who ever forwarded a chain e-mail saying:. 1 Good things don’t happen as a result of sending chain e-mails. 2 Bad things don’t happen as a result of not sending chain e-mails. 3 A bad thing WILL happen as a result if you ever send ME a chain e-mail. 
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        Joe Simmons. Comedian. Humorist. Loserist.: Is a House Without "Window Treatments" a Home?
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                                        Thursday, January 05, 2006. Is a House Without "Window Treatments" a Home? Thanks to recent information given to me by a member of the female gender I now know that, as a homeowner, I’m a complete idiot. I bought my house brand-new a little over two years ago, and was conversing with my sister Lori a few months ago about the purchase. It went a little like this:. When you were going over the plans with the homebuilder, what options did they give you for the kitchen counters? Where they all pre-fab? Prett...