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The Sound A Doggy Makes: How Big is the 'Game of Thrones' World?
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The Sound A Doggy Makes. Where solipsistic pessimism isn't just a favorite pastime, it's a way of life. We also would have accepted "Bow-wow," or "Ruff.". Sunday, May 18, 2014. How Big is the 'Game of Thrones' World? Okay, to begin, let's get this out of the way: George Martin is a little bit of a coy dick about the planetary mechanics of his fictional universe. Which is actually fair, considering the more information he gives us, the less magic exists in his world. Well firstly, as a sense of scale, the...
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The Sound A Doggy Makes: Bambi's Dad is Kind of a Racist
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The Sound A Doggy Makes. Where solipsistic pessimism isn't just a favorite pastime, it's a way of life. We also would have accepted "Bow-wow," or "Ruff.". Sunday, July 15, 2012. Bambi's Dad is Kind of a Racist. I came across a picture book version of Bambi. The other day, about 60 pages in all. The first thing I said upon recognizing it was:. 8230; I wonder what page his mom gets shot on.". Movies, especially the old ones with hints of subtle, off-color plot. For the record, the answer was page 39. For C...
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The Sound A Doggy Makes: Ten Ballsiest Costumes At New York Comic Con 2010
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The Sound A Doggy Makes. Where solipsistic pessimism isn't just a favorite pastime, it's a way of life. We also would have accepted "Bow-wow," or "Ruff.". Tuesday, October 12, 2010. Ten Ballsiest Costumes At New York Comic Con 2010. Runner Up #1: Guy dressed in authentic Sailor Moon costume. Walking around with his friend at Anime Fest on the lower level. You've got balls, but you knew you weren't ugly enough to make this anything less than a good joke. Runner Up #2: Fat Black Haruhi Suzimiya. Pedobears,...
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The Sound A Doggy Makes: 'Girlpants and Gasoline' Reviewed by Phi Beta Kappa!
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The Sound A Doggy Makes. Where solipsistic pessimism isn't just a favorite pastime, it's a way of life. We also would have accepted "Bow-wow," or "Ruff.". Saturday, September 20, 2014. Girlpants and Gasoline' Reviewed by Phi Beta Kappa! Phi Beta Kappa's newsletter The Key Reporter reviewed my book Girlpants and Gasoline. Zucker’s observations hit the mark precisely.… Girlpants and Gasoline. Sheds light on our collective (self-)consciousness.". Subscribe to: Post Comments ( Atom ). Go Get A Roomie! Some g...
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The Sound A Doggy Makes: Doctor Whoore: An XXX Parody
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The Sound A Doggy Makes. Where solipsistic pessimism isn't just a favorite pastime, it's a way of life. We also would have accepted "Bow-wow," or "Ruff.". Monday, March 11, 2013. Doctor Whoore: An XXX Parody. What that man could do with a sonic screwdriver…. Firstly, each 15-20 minute scene gets its own "Episode" Title, and prominently features a different companion. Dammit, Jim," joke somewhere in there. Wrath of the Cyber Men". Rhonda and the Doctor save an alien species rebelling against its sadistic ...
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The Sound A Doggy Makes: Harry Potter - Education, Population, and Socioeconomics
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The Sound A Doggy Makes. Where solipsistic pessimism isn't just a favorite pastime, it's a way of life. We also would have accepted "Bow-wow," or "Ruff.". Sunday, January 26, 2014. Harry Potter - Education, Population, and Socioeconomics. Christmas is still celebrated, granted in its most secular aspects but still the modern form, yet what are miracles in a world of magic? Are there no Jews, no Muslims, Buddhists, or Sumerian worshipers? Since Hogwarts was founded half a millennium before the breakaway o...
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The Sound A Doggy Makes: September 2014
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The Sound A Doggy Makes. Where solipsistic pessimism isn't just a favorite pastime, it's a way of life. We also would have accepted "Bow-wow," or "Ruff.". Saturday, September 20, 2014. Girlpants and Gasoline' Reviewed by Phi Beta Kappa! Phi Beta Kappa's newsletter The Key Reporter reviewed my book Girlpants and Gasoline. Zucker’s observations hit the mark precisely.… Girlpants and Gasoline. Sheds light on our collective (self-)consciousness.". Thursday, September 18, 2014. Content to your library at will...
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The Sound A Doggy Makes: November 2014
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The Sound A Doggy Makes. Where solipsistic pessimism isn't just a favorite pastime, it's a way of life. We also would have accepted "Bow-wow," or "Ruff.". Friday, November 14, 2014. Girlpants and Gasoline now available in print! Is now available in print! That's my personal shop page which allows you to order a copy all for yourself! That said, I will be ordering copies myself if you wish to buy a signed copy! So if you want a copy in person or to give me cash directly (best royalties for me! Praise for ...
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The Sound A Doggy Makes: Man Who Runs Apt Complex Overcompensates for Small Penis
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The Sound A Doggy Makes. Where solipsistic pessimism isn't just a favorite pastime, it's a way of life. We also would have accepted "Bow-wow," or "Ruff.". Friday, April 15, 2011. Man Who Runs Apt Complex Overcompensates for Small Penis. Found this little gem in a plastic wrapped around the door handle yesterday. Apparently, where we live also live a bunch of jerks and one really, really. Judgemental dude with a tiny penis. Time we've gotten this notice, both times including the following sentence:. Worri...
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The Sound A Doggy Makes: On Under Armour
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The Sound A Doggy Makes. Where solipsistic pessimism isn't just a favorite pastime, it's a way of life. We also would have accepted "Bow-wow," or "Ruff.". Tuesday, November 23, 2010. Seriously, it even looks like a superhero's logo. Maybe a lantern. I sucked it up and got some Under Armour shirts for working out. Now I can go to a gym and at least not look like a dweeb in front of all the meatheads. No one likes to look like a dweeb in front of the meatheads. Note I might die later.). Go Get A Roomie!
