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Elix J Piggott: Another new meal
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Thursday, 13 November 2008. OK, so we are now progressing to the next level.puree with soft solids. Alright, I think I can handle this. So what is it? What, I'm intrigued. What the F¤@k. No one said anything about seafood. This can't be Lax (salmon). I mean, cripes, is this what you guys eat? This tastes like something I've vomited on, without telling you guys, and comming back a few hours later to chew on it again without realising that I vomitied on it beforehand. Really bad! Why would you do that?
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Elix J Piggott: First solid meal....
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Thursday, 13 November 2008. Man I feel good today. Don't know why. Maybe its because I'm gonna have real food today. I've seen the stuff on TV and it looks real good. Finally, big boy food. So tell me Fatman, how should I approach this. I mean, I am a novice at this. A little advice would help. What do I do? Do I suck like normal or what? You'll be fine. It will come naturally. Easy for you to say. When was the last time you boobed, eh? What the . What the hell is this. This ain't boob juice.
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Elix J Piggott
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Thursday, 13 November 2008. I would rather eat my foot before I try that trash they call food again. At least I know where this has been and it kinda tickles. Pick-a-boo, I can see you. What time is it, by the way? Just me chill'n with mum. Now this is something different. It's a rather tasteless waffer cracker. Well it's better than the junk that they try to serve me from those bloody jars. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Elix J Piggott Presents Dads Stuff. Why would you do that? Finally, Im back.
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Elix J Piggott: Finally, I'm back.
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Thursday, 13 November 2008. Finally, I'm back. This was taken on a glorious Sunday on the way home from Mormor's (Grandma's) house. We had just spent the weekend there and I was playing with my cousins all weekend long. We are now just getting some petrol and the Fatman has caught me in a good mood. On a day like this I could love anyone, even him. We're not at the Petrol Station? We are visiting Morfar(Grand dad), but isn't he, well, um, in the happy place with the stars? Nope, its a poo!
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Elix J Piggott
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Wednesday, 4 June 2008. Aaaarrrrgggghhhh.It burns, it burns, it burns, it burns. Only joking. Actually, this part was pretty neat because the water was quite warm. I had this overwhelming feeling of relaxation. almost a spiritual sensation come over me. If that is what the big fella upstairs looks like then I had better behave. Mum holding my spiritual light and Dad holding me with a real nasty number. There is no way they'll turn me away at the pearly gates. Not when I look this cute. The Day After Wow!
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Elix J Piggott: June 2008
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Thursday, 5 June 2008. This TV is so cool. Look at the size of it.F&#%ing. HUGE I could sit here for days looking at the purrty colours. I am so glad that the old one decided to "chuck in the towel", this one eats it. He is so big, he could eat me. After having my senses sensationalised like that I need a good work-out in my baby gym. I have to get my body moving and clear my head. FatMan, take note! Where did that come from? Now that I'm feeling energised, It's time to see that Big cool TV again. Why th...
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Elix J Piggott: February 2008
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Monday, 18 February 2008. Actually, Life with Mum and The Fatman has been pretty sweet. I don't do alot except amuse myself by either stressing or scaring my parents. I always love the reaction I get from The FatMan. He is sooo easy to whind-up. Bloody hell, I'm naked. He does it to me all the time. He's always catching me in compromising situations. I tell you FatMan.Victory will be mine! Thinking of a master plan to get the The FatMan, and it's funny. I really love this light. It is soooo soothing.
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Elix J Piggott: update 7
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Thursday, 13 November 2008. This is me at Mormor's (Grandma's) waiting for something but I can't remember what. It must have been after dinner because I look happy. Maybe the Fatman gave me a couple of bucks to smile for the camera or something. He's been doing that alot lately. I'm just practicing to learn the Bongo's. I know that this is only a mixing bowl, but you have to start somwhere, right? Dad says he knows a few bongo bangers and that I'm up there with the best of them. Cool, I say!
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Elix J Piggott: I'm hyper
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Thursday, 13 November 2008. It is 5.00am and I don't wanna sleep. I'm pepped up with energy and I don't care who has to deal with it. "I am so great, I am so great, everybody love's me, I am so great.". Ok, maybe the Fatman doesn't love me like I thought he did. This thing he's got me rapped up in is real tight. If I can get to that mobile phone, I can call for help. I will get out of this. You just mark my word, BOY! Yeah, I got out so just deal with it mate. Hey! What the hell is this anyway?
