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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps: Status Update
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps. It's a hobby. Everyone told me I should have a hobby. Wednesday, March 31, 2010. I figured that those of you who may read this may be interested to know that, according to traditional models, I am currently still not a werewolf. Also, I'm employed now. Posted by Benzoid the Destroyer at 6:48 AM. Chapel Hill, North Carolina, United States. I am as I was made. View my complete profile. A girl named jo. What Smoothness Wants To Be When It Grows Up. Reboots, take 2.
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps: March 2005
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps. It's a hobby. Everyone told me I should have a hobby. Wednesday, March 23, 2005. Yeah, sleep would be good. Besides, if I didn't get good enough sleep, I have a feeling that certain persons might start coming over here at around 12 and giving me a very disapproving stare until I make my way down into the depths of my lair (for those of you who don't know, yes I do have a lair) for the night. Of course that might not be so bad really. What then, huh? Takes me back,.
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps: Neglect
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps. It's a hobby. Everyone told me I should have a hobby. Thursday, May 20, 2010. Posts and perhaps a few scattered real, albeit brief, posts of some kind or other. Anyways. I needs some dinner, so I'll be seeing you later. Ps No, I don't *literally* juggle my girlfriend. That'd be weird and possibly impossible. And so are you for thinking it. Well, at least the weird part. You're most likely possible. Posted by Benzoid the Destroyer at 8:17 PM. I am as I was made.
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps: August 2005
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps. It's a hobby. Everyone told me I should have a hobby. Thursday, August 25, 2005. Today I had my first meal in a new home with my first visitors on my first day as a college student living on my own for the first time with my first real roommate and now I'm going to close my eyes and slowly breathe and fall quietly asleep for the first time in my new bed. Goodnight, to all of you and especially to those with whom my heart remains. Goodnight my friends. Posted by B...
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps: April 2005
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps. It's a hobby. Everyone told me I should have a hobby. Sunday, April 24, 2005. Where the next step will lead. Who can tell us our names? Who can say where our next step will take us? Who knows who we are? But they choose not to speak. Save in silent whispers. On clear, cold nights. In early spring,. Whisper to the shadows they cast. In their pale, refreshing light. Of a man not quite yet a man. On the steps of his home. And his life as it changes. By the clear eyes.
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps: Bucking the System
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps. It's a hobby. Everyone told me I should have a hobby. Thursday, January 20, 2011. I am blogging from work. This is a terrible thing. And yet I continue to do it. The reason for this probably lies in the fact that I am done with things to do for the time being and haven't found anything else suitably productive to do. As such, I have been amusing myself by perusing the archives of Hyperbole and a Half. I've been reading far too much Homestuck. I am as I was made.
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps: February 2005
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps. It's a hobby. Everyone told me I should have a hobby. Friday, February 25, 2005. The Wheel is Turning, but the Hamster's Dead. Wow, I suck royally. I haven't posted in what, two days? I feel like such a horrible person. How can I ever make it up to y'all? Sigh* I don't suppose I could blame it on my English teacher? Ah well, on with the post then. Wow, have you noticed that I have a tendency to use more parentheses than God ever intended? The surreality hurts my ...
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps: June 2005
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps. It's a hobby. Everyone told me I should have a hobby. Sunday, June 19, 2005. ARE YOU UP A TREE? Also entitled "Have a Glorious Father's Day"). I hope all of you have sufficiently honored your fathers (however many of them you may or may not have, starting with the biological one). By the way, a week ago yesterday, something beautiful, something extraordinary, something that strikes to the core of everything that is humanity took place. Monday, June 13, 2005.
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps: May 2005
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How to Conquer the World in 3 Easy Steps. It's a hobby. Everyone told me I should have a hobby. Saturday, May 14, 2005. This post has been removed due to parental complaint. The Management requests that you never speak of it again. Posted by Benzoid the Destroyer at 2:15 PM. Wednesday, May 11, 2005. Consider it a Learning Experience. In other news, some people. Posted by Benzoid the Destroyer at 10:10 PM. Wednesday, May 04, 2005. So I figure I promised y'all a post and therefore I must give you one. ...