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Aging like a fine wine my ass... | Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor)
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Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor). Sometimes we need a good laugh. Aging like a fine wine my ass. Filed Under : Real Life Humor. By Cat in the road. As another birthday rapidly approaches, and the avalanche of cards descends upon me ( notice I haven't lost my sense of sarcasm. One in particular stands out. As the decades pass ( mind you I said decades not years. So when I opened one particular greeting I couldn't help but laugh out loud. I hope it gives you a chuckle too. (Thanks, Karla).
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It's that time of year again (Joke of the day) | Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor)
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Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor). Sometimes we need a good laugh. It's that time of year again (Joke of the day). Filed Under : Joke of the day. By Cat in the road. A therapist gathered a group of married adults at the local school auditorium. Once everyone was seated he proceeded with his survey. I'd like to thank all of you for coming and I hope you'll all be very honest. I'm taking a census on how often married couples have sex.". He started out by asking some basic questions. Cat in the road.
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The Meaning of Life | Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor)
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Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor). Sometimes we need a good laugh. The Meaning of Life. Filed Under : Far Fetched Humor. By Cat in the road. What is the meaning of life? Years ago a good friend of mine came to this conclusion. During a philosophical debate he paused, leaned in close, looked both ways (As if to see if anyone was listening) and said, “Do you want to know the meaning of life? Ever so curious I answered.'Yes'. He replied in a soft whisper, “Its all bull$hit.”. Joke of the day. What w...
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The secret to a successful and popular blog... | Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor)
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Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor). Sometimes we need a good laugh. The secret to a successful and popular blog. Filed Under : Joke of the day. By Cat in the road. You will read my BLOG. You will read my BLOG. You will read my BLOG. You will read my BLOG. You will read my BLOG. OK, now that I have your attention here's my joke of the day. To answer that age old question.'The chicken or the egg? A chicken and an egg are lying back after having sex. A cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.
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Joke of the day (Mary and the priest) | Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor)
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Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor). Sometimes we need a good laugh. Joke of the day (Mary and the priest). Filed Under : Joke of the day. By Cat in the road. One Sunday morning Mary O’Tool attended her local church’s mass after being delinquent for several weeks. Father O’Malley was pleasantly surprised and asked why he hadn’t seen her at services for awhile. Mary explained that she had recently lost her womanizing boyfriend, Shawn. She responded, "All he said was.Mary put down the gun! A purpose,...
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Make your own snow at home | Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor)
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Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor). Sometimes we need a good laugh. Make your own snow at home. Filed Under : Observational Humor. By Cat in the road. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Weekend one liners (Part 2). Sign, sign, everywhere a sign. There's more than one way to get information. Make your own snow at home. Pot vs Alcohol (Joke of the day). This is why people get heart attacks from shoveling snow. Joke of the day. Sights of New York City. Capturing a moment in time. Cat in the road.
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OMG !!! - What was I thinking??? | Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor)
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Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor). Sometimes we need a good laugh. What was I thinking? Filed Under : Real Life Humor. By Cat in the road. I don't know where my head was tonight. Instead of surfing the net, updating my Facebook page, blogging, tweeting or walking with my head buried in my iPhone I was actually looking up at the sky. What's wrong with me? Have I lost the desire to be part of the social network? What was I thinking? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Make your own snow at home.
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Pot vs Alcohol (Joke of the day) | Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor)
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Smile God loves you . But I don't (Humor). Sometimes we need a good laugh. Pot vs Alcohol (Joke of the day). Filed Under : Joke of the day. By Cat in the road. There seems to be a lot of controversy since marijuana has become legal in some states. The age old debate as to which can cause you more harm has been reignited. As a certifiable test subject, who consumed both for years, I can honestly say that neither has any long term effect on the brain. The only problem I noticed. Weekend one liners (Part 2).
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Thoughts Worth Thinking (Stories): The older you get the wiser you get…?
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Thoughts Worth Thinking (Stories). The older you get the wiser you get…? Posted by Cat in the road in Words of Wisdom. As the pages of the calendar turn, it's evident that saying is only partially true. We all get older, but not everyone gets wiser. Only those who keep an open mind will truly evolve. There’s a little barometer that I find useful. I ask myself; How do I feel after being with someone? Am I drained or energized? Has this person enlightened me, even if his opinion is dissimilar to mine?
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Four Footed Furry Feline (Cat related): Cat on a hot tin roof ???
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Four Footed Furry Feline (Cat related). Cat on a hot tin roof? By Cat in the road. Friday, September 20, 2013. No big story here, just my cat on my roof. The other day I went outside and heard a meowing from above. Lo and behold I looked up and saw Jingles staring down at me. Now you have to realize we have an understanding, I don’t ask how she did it, and she doesn’t tell me. Ignorance is bliss. Later on she got down by herself. I gave up trying to figure out how. (RIP good friend). Cat in the road.