dan-isms.com
NSFW News: Dear Hollywood, Screw your opportunistic, all-female Ghostbusters
http://www.dan-isms.com/2015/01/dear-hollywood-screw-your-opportunistic.html
Dear Hollywood, Screw your opportunistic, all-female Ghostbusters. The new Ghostbusters cast. Good luck. This is a rant about Hollywood, equal opportunity, the cinematic portrayal of women. oh, and Ghostbusters. I first heard about an all-female Ghostbusters several months ago, so I've had a lot of time to think about the reboot and here's why this makes me facepalm so hard, that my hand is about to emerge from the rear of my skull. There was a rumor that he would play a mentor role in the movie. MRAs wi...
dan-isms.com
NSFW News: Kanye's BillBoard Awards performance was 50% interpretive mime
http://www.dan-isms.com/2015/05/kanyes-billboard-awards-performance-was.html
Kanye's BillBoard Awards performance was 50% interpretive mime. If you watched the 2015 Billboard Music Awards you may have noticed two highlights:. Kardashian spawn Kylie and Kendall Jenner getting booed into the ground as they tried to. Leech off their in-laws success. The constant cut to silence each time a profanity appeared in Kanye's delivery of his performance. Don't get me wrong, the BBMAS is a family show, I get it - but couldn't they have bleeped the man? Check out the video for yourself. Danie...
dan-isms.com
NSFW News: A father should never see someone eat his daughter's ass
http://www.dan-isms.com/2015/01/a-father-should-never-see-someone-eat.html
A father should never see someone eat his daughter's ass. Let's get this out in the open right away - I am as far removed from the definition of the word 'prude' as the average human being can be. You won't find me in underground S&M clubs or even a strip bar, but I am the guy who if I meet the people who are into those places will clap them on the back and emphatically yell, "good for you! Now that we've got that out of the way, let's talk about the thing that created the title to this article. I'm goin...
dan-isms.com
NSFW News: Cockblocked by Jesus—A novel
http://www.dan-isms.com/2014/08/cockblocked-by-jesus-novel-by-daniel.html
Cockblocked by Jesus—A novel. Genre: Comedy, Drama. Reads like the literary lovechild of ‘ God hates us all. 8216; I suck at girls. People who like this book so far:. Click here to download a sample chapter of 'Cockblocked by Jesus'. Would you prefer a signed or unsigned copy? Unsigned copy $13.99 AUD. Signed copy $18.99 AUD. Unsigned paperbacks, ebooks and or kindle editions also available at:. I was wondering if you'd like me to suck. See, I'm a Christian, in a family of seriously devout Christians and...
ng.dan-isms.com
Nerdgasms: Flying cars will be here sooner than you think
http://ng.dan-isms.com/2014/10/flying-cars-will-be-here-sooner-than.html
Flying cars will be here sooner than you think. Ah ze Germans, what won't they think of? If you grew up watching the Jetsons or Back To the Future then you're probably wondering where your freaking flying car is already. But I have good news for you, they're actually closer than you imagine - at least if you're in Europe. Http:/ edition.cnn.com/2014/10/03/tech/innovation/finally-a-flying-car-mycopter/index.html. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Please like us on Facebook! The Rise and Fall of King Shit.
ng.dan-isms.com
Nerdgasms: August 2015
http://ng.dan-isms.com/2015_08_01_archive.html
Windows 10 upgrade isn't as free as you think. It turns out, we really shouldn't ignore the fine print on Windows agreements. Like most people I received an offer to upgrade to Windows 10 for free. As I consider Windows 8 to be the OS equivalent of what's left over in your toilet bowl after you forget to flush for a week, I welcomed a FREE upgrade to anyyyyything else. But it's not really free:. Check out the full story here by Forbes. But why would people not just avoid the bad versions of Windows?
dan-isms.com
NSFW News: Wanna make LEGO gummy candy? Here's how!
http://www.dan-isms.com/2015/06/wanna-mage-lego-gummy-candy-heres-how.html
Wanna make LEGO gummy candy? I was a mad LEGO fan as a kid, freeform LEGO mind you. I never understood the new LEGO that requires you to follow assembly instructions. Aren't toys meant to push you to be creative? If I wanted to learn how to construct things by instructions I'd buy IKEA furniture. Anyway I digress. Some clever soul figured out how to turn gummy lollies into LEGO blocks, so now when your finished playing with your toys instead of cleaning them up, you can eat them! Search Novel News and Oh!
ng.dan-isms.com
Nerdgasms: Meet your new CBS Supergirl
http://ng.dan-isms.com/2015/03/meet-your-new-cbs-supergirl.html
Meet your new CBS Supergirl. Please show us the Facebook love! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Please like us on Facebook! Inappropriate Novels by Daniel Kroker. The Rise and Fall of King Shit. Author's Bio - Daniel Kroker. Daniel Kroker is the irrepressible author behind the controversially titled novel:. Cockblocked by Jesus ( www.cbbj-novel.com. As well as a socially responsible gender-equality-Ronin for www.EqualityAgnostic.com. This Week's Popular Posts. Nerdgasms @ DAN-isms.com Im a bit odd...
dan-isms.com
NSFW News: Don't piss off the internet, it pisses back. Or does it?
http://www.dan-isms.com/2014/09/dont-piss-off-internet-it-pisses-back.html
Don't piss off the internet, it pisses back. Or does it? So Recently Emma Watson become the target of internet hoaxers. And as part of this hoax two fake websites were created www.emmayouarenext.com. And www.foxweekly.com. I was pretty pissed about the whole thing and it appears I'm not alone. The hacking community weren't thrilled by it either with a group called Le 9Gag Army, and a chapter of Anonymous. I believe this leaves the score at:. Also Ebaumsworld has some amazingly awful shit on it, so theori...
dan-isms.com
NSFW News: Novel News category
http://www.dan-isms.com/p/novelnews-dan-isms.html
Looking for the novel "Cockblocked by Jesus"? Go to the CBBJ page by clicking here. Or the image below:. Cockblocked by Jesus—A novel. Cockblocked by Jesus - Facebook Page. The Dick Whisperer—A novel. The Rise and Fall of King Shit—A novel. Thanks Cockblocked Crowd - Australian novels arrive. New Promo Poster (and sample chapter). Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Search Novel News and Oh! Like DAN-isms on Facebook! Inappropriate Novels by Daniel Kroker. The Rise and Fall of King Shit. Genre: Comedy, Drama Rea...
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENT