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Production Numbers: April 2009

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Reviews of random products as rated by me.an absolute authority on nothing in general. Here kitty, kitty. aka the "Kickeroo" Review. Whereas most dogs will play with a favourite toy for eons - cats, in my opinion, are much smarter than dogs and know full well if they walk away snubbing the new toy.shortly soon after, another (usually more expensive) toy will be bought to take its place. Why I even bother getting another toy is beyond me - but I do.I'm sure we ALL do. Eagerly I shelled out the $5.00 f...

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Production Numbers: May 2009

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Reviews of random products as rated by me.an absolute authority on nothing in general. Don't even get me started with those so-called "Product Reviews" - face it, someone you don't know decides they are the end-it-all authority on whatever they're rating. And, most importantly.do I REALLY want to trust some unknown guy's opinion whose last claim to fame was commenting "heh u sux man" on YouTube's video of David Blaine's "card through the window" trick? And talk about me for a while. The origin of this bl...

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Production Numbers: Welcome to my other blog...just what IS it?

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Reviews of random products as rated by me.an absolute authority on nothing in general. Welcome to my other blog.just what IS it? I've been contemplating doing this type of blog for ages. Many times I want to try a product, talk about a great product, talk about a bad product, or just vent about a product in general in some way, shape or form.BUT there are several factors at play here:. Of course I would love to get other peoples' feedback as well. I do not claim to be the oracle of product knowledge&...

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Like A Monkey Doin' A Math Problem: October 2009

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009. Sexy Vampire Hookers Do NOT Say "Oink". Hey, we made it through the Pig Plague, at least as far as the Health Care Professional in residence can tell. A little fever here, fatigue there, and let's just leave out the (whisper) diarrhea. Anyway, it's good to be back from the dead. I was having trouble figuring out how to come up with a way to make a zombie costume look adequately trampy for my favorite fall holiday. Thursday, October 22, 2009. Excuse me while I go lie on the couch.

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Like A Monkey Doin' A Math Problem: July 2009

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009. Wordless Wednesday: I Bet This Will Keep the Deer From Eating Mom's Flowers. Sunday, July 26, 2009. The week my children wait for all summer long! The week the church custodian fears above all others. The week that makes creative juices flow in ways we mommies only dream of all the rest of the year. Yes, Vacation Bible School is upon us again, and although we have known about it since May, we are swamped in a last-minute panic. How can we make a burning bush by tomorrow morning?

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Like A Monkey Doin' A Math Problem: January 2009

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Thursday, January 29, 2009. Open Wide, Honey! I have to take Pony Girl to the dentist after school today. She went two weeks ago for a regular six-month checkup and everything looked good.EXCEPT. SO, it needs attention. Of the filling sort. Will it need a drill, I asked. No, not exactly, more of a high-pressure water/air scoop tool. How about Novocaine? Well, we can try without but it depends on how sensitive the tooth is. When do you want to do it, the receptionist asked. This is the real deal; the othe...

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Like A Monkey Doin' A Math Problem: January 2010

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Wednesday, January 20, 2010. We just use it as a loose change jar; crap is only a swearword when your daughter says it in church. during the prayer. this jar was empty before I started visiting Vodkamoms blog. Friday, January 15, 2010. Why We Love Our Small Town Car Repair Shop. Invoice for service we had done on the truck last week). There is a lifetime Lube on your truck, we sold you the tires, so the flat repair and rotate and balance were no charge and the light bulb was because. I Need a Martini Mom.

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Like A Monkey Doin' A Math Problem: April 2009

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Wednesday, April 29, 2009. Tuesday, April 28, 2009. Randomness, Take Me Away. Ah, Tuesday. Time to let the hamster spin the wheel again. At my age, and as one of responsible adults in the house, it's my job to set a good example by buying and eating nutritious foods. There are dozens of healthy choices in the breakfast cereal aisle. Raisin bran, wheat chex, oatmeal. I want sugary rot-your-teeth-no-whole-grains, please. Where's that stuff that tasted like marshmallow rice krispy treats? A week or so ago J...

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Like A Monkey Doin' A Math Problem: I Didn't Know Whether to Cry, Dance, or Pee My Pants...

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Friday, October 7, 2011. I Didn't Know Whether to Cry, Dance, or Pee My Pants. This is a big day. Huge. I know I should be able to express myself more articulately considering how long I have been waiting for this day to come, but words are failing me. Well, that comes closer. See, after four years, several interviews, and several also-rans-we're-so-sorry-you're-very-qualified-and-we-really-like-yous.I HAVE BEEN OFFERED A JOB! Yeah, that'll do for now. October 26, 2011 at 12:04 PM. Heir to the throne&#46...

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Blogged Down At The Moment: April 2006

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Blogged Down At The Moment. Think of it as Seinfeld meets Erma Bombeck.who talks a lot. A Bit About Me. Along with my daily duties as founder and head writer of HumorMeOnline.com. In 2003, I took the Grand Prize. In the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest. View my complete profile. Whose half-brained idea was it who came up with half days at school? Did someone decide they'd stick it to the people who go back to sleep after they drop their children off? I'm betting on that one. Links to this post. Think again&...