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Goofjuice: 07/17/07
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The Random Observations Of An Aussie Living It Up In Kuala Lumpur. Tuesday, July 17, 2007. Roger Federer Wimbledon Clothing. Swiss world number 1 tennis player Roger Federer played with style this year to capture his 5th consecutive Wimbledon title equalling the record held by former Swedish player Bjorn Borg. Federer also looked stylish in his traditional white pants and blazer. Right, I'll get my coat. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Five Questions On your Pittsburgh Plastic Surgeon.
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Goofjuice: 12/31/07
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The Random Observations Of An Aussie Living It Up In Kuala Lumpur. Monday, December 31, 2007. Ellen DeGeneres Can't Dance. One of the most cringeworthy television moments one possibly has to endure is watching the opening sequence in the Ellen DeGeneres Show when Ellen starts to dance. Ellen can not help herself. She can not NOT. This cringefest is enough to send shivers down my spine while my sphincter muscles tighten up in response to the unbearable scenes. Right, I'll get my coat.
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Goofjuice: 02/29/08
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The Random Observations Of An Aussie Living It Up In Kuala Lumpur. Friday, February 29, 2008. David Archuleta Will Win American Idol. Surely David Archuleta is the next American Idol. The women think he's cute and adorable. So do some of the guys at my gym, if you know what I mean? An amusing thing about David Archuleta's performances is the big breaths that he inhales before singing each line in a song. It is so distracting to listen to that incessant gasping. The deep breathing is further magni...Never...
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Goofjuice: 06/22/07
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The Random Observations Of An Aussie Living It Up In Kuala Lumpur. Friday, June 22, 2007. Wimbledon Equal Prize Money. Wimbledon's equal prize money policy is an insult to the men. For the first time in the history of the Wimbledon tennis championships, the gentlemen and ladies winner will each receive the same amount of prize money, a whopping cheque for £700,000. What a joke! Maria Sharapova could also grunt her away to another title. Along the way, she'll need to keep her focus with all the male s...
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Goofjuice: 09/30/07
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The Random Observations Of An Aussie Living It Up In Kuala Lumpur. Sunday, September 30, 2007. Living In Kuala Lumpur. I love living in Malaysia (Truly Asia) but some things really puzzle me about the locals in Kuala Lumpur. My meagre brain is unable to comprehend quite a number of things about the behaviour of certain Malaysians. During Ramadan, why is it called "fasting" when the people "fasting" are doing everything so slowly? Maybe Ramadan should be a month of "slowing". Finally, how come I saw a blo...
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Goofjuice: Rubik's Cube New World Record
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The Random Observations Of An Aussie Living It Up In Kuala Lumpur. Monday, July 14, 2008. Rubik's Cube New World Record. I have vented my frustration in the past about the ubiquitous and annoying Rubik's Cube. Begrudgingly, I have to give respect to this nerd because his new 7.08 seconds world benchmark is slightly. Better than my only recorded completion time of 23 years, 6 months, 13 days and 2 hours. Right, I'll get my coat. Geek If we have a social life, we're geeks. :). But seriously though, nothing...
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Goofjuice: Windows Messenger NOOB
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The Random Observations Of An Aussie Living It Up In Kuala Lumpur. Sunday, July 13, 2008. I'm sure the majority of people out there have used Windows Messenger to communicate with their colleagues and mates. I was surprised to find out the other day that there are those who are not aware of the "Nudge" function. Of course, the "Nudge" function is that yellow funny face button on the bottom left hand corner of the Windows Messenger interface. Right, I'll get my coat. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Goofjuice: 08/14/07
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The Random Observations Of An Aussie Living It Up In Kuala Lumpur. Tuesday, August 14, 2007. Britney Spears Disgraceful Advertising. This one's called "Believe" because the advertising campaign is trying to convince the hopefully naive public that the picture featured in the advertisement is really what she looks like in 2007. The audience would have to be dumb teeny boppers with no taste in music to buy this idea. Oh wait. Perhaps this advertising campaign does have some merit after all. Maybe I'm being...
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Goofjuice: 06/26/07
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The Random Observations Of An Aussie Living It Up In Kuala Lumpur. Tuesday, June 26, 2007. Tiger Woods Baby Daughter Pictures. As a result of their "hard work", Mrs Tiger Woods has given birth to a baby girl named Sam Alexis Woods. Wouldn't it be great to have Sam Woods' DNA though? Even if by some freak of nature, Sam Woods turned out to be crap at golf, there would always be a modelling career to fall back on courtesy of her mum's genes. Right, I'll get my coat. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Goofjuice: 04/28/08
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The Random Observations Of An Aussie Living It Up In Kuala Lumpur. Monday, April 28, 2008. Simon Cowell Rude Insults. One of the reasons I watch American Idol is for the neverending barrage of insults hurled by Simon Cowell on NOOB contestants. Despite his assertions, the criticism that Simon levels at contestants is not constructive at all. The more scathing comments include:. You should sue your singing teacher.". Did you really believe you could become the American Idol? Well, then, you're deaf.".
