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Normal for Norfolk?: Normal for Norfolk Jokes

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The humorous observations of a working mum living in rural Norfolk. Normal for Norfolk Jokes. 1 Scientists predict that by 2050 sea levels will have risen so much that Norwich will be completely submerged. At least then we'll have a use for these webbed hands and feet. 2 How do we know Jesus didn't come from Norfolk? Because in Norfolk we couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. 3 How many Norfolk people does it take to change a light bulb? 6 I'm thinking of opening up a Bakery in Norfolk. I dont like ...

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Normal for Norfolk?: July 2013

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The humorous observations of a working mum living in rural Norfolk. Wednesday, 31 July 2013. Apparently it was Sir Thomas Beecham who said "Try everything once except incest and Morris Dancing" and I would suggest that you can't go far wrong if you follow his advice. Perhaps it is wrong of me, and terribly British too, to mock one of our country's oldest traditions, but we must not lose sight of the reality here. So, that's what we're up against England. What have you got to offer? Tuesday, 30 July 2013.

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Normal for Norfolk?: About Me

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The humorous observations of a working mum living in rural Norfolk. I work as a teacher of Spanish in a Norwich school and have a son, cat and hedgehog. I love language and writing and get my inspiration from the things that happen around me on a daily basis. Although some posts have clearly had a hefty dose of poetic licence applied, I do write from personal experience and there is always a strong basis of truth in what I say. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Normal for Norfolk Jokes. The North Walsham Mafia.

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Normal for Norfolk?: A Day In The Life Of ... Ronnie Harrison

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The humorous observations of a working mum living in rural Norfolk. Friday, 6 September 2013. A Day In The Life Of . Ronnie Harrison. My name is Ronnie Harrison apparently and, for a cat, I have a remarkably fine command of the English language. If you don't agree then please keep your opinions to yourself. I'm a cat. I don't engage in pointless argument. It's such a waste of energy and usually involves a loss of dignity, both of which I abhor. Later on, depending on the weather, I might come back in and...

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Normal for Norfolk?: July 2014

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The humorous observations of a working mum living in rural Norfolk. Tuesday, 29 July 2014. North Walsham in Bloom? Earlier today I was walking into town with my 9 year old when we passed some of North Norfolk's finest middle-aged ladies working on one of the many lovely floral displays in our town. There they were, sporting high-viz jackets in the sweltering midday heat pruning, weeding, watering and planting. Another one looked the sort who might have been caught pilfering a packet of Tena Lady from Roy...

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Normal for Norfolk?: How to tell if you are in Norfolk

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The humorous observations of a working mum living in rural Norfolk. Sunday, 28 July 2013. How to tell if you are in Norfolk. Here are a few ways for the un-trained to tell if they have ended up in Norfolk. 1 The surrounding terrain will become flatter than a Latvian gymnast's chest. (sorry Svetlana). 2 You will be able to see nothing but rows of cabbages or possibly sugar-beet for miles. We like growing things round here. It's what we do best. In fact, it's the only thing we do. 5 People will stare at yo...

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Normal for Norfolk?: Plus ça change...

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The humorous observations of a working mum living in rural Norfolk. Tuesday, 22 July 2014. It's been far too long since my last post. So long, in fact, that my line manager at work has told me that one of my performance management targets for this coming academic year is to start blogging again! So, here we go. I thought I'd give you a rough idea of what's been happening in my life over the past few months. Things which are the same. 3 Aforementioned son still knows more than I do about everything. 5 Did...

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Normal for Norfolk?: October 2013

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The humorous observations of a working mum living in rural Norfolk. Friday, 4 October 2013. Being Insulted by your Children. My son has unfortunately inherited my rather wicked sense of humour. I say 'unfortunately' as I am often on the receiving end of it. Today on the way home from school we were playing the game where you say what sort of animal, fruit etc. you would be. I foolishly asked him what type of vehicle I would be. Quick as a flash he replied, "A rust-bucket 1971". Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).

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Normal for Norfolk?: September 2013

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The humorous observations of a working mum living in rural Norfolk. Friday, 13 September 2013. The Harrison Theory of Mediocrity. It would appear that the 'Harrison Theory of Mediocrity' is gathering momentum, with my own colleagues starting to pass my advice on to their own friends. I shall soon be running seminars on it at this rate, but that would rather defeat the object of the whole philosophy. For those of you who missed my post on it earlier in the year it goes something like this. So, for now I s...

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Normal for Norfolk?: North Walsham in Bloom?

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The humorous observations of a working mum living in rural Norfolk. Tuesday, 29 July 2014. North Walsham in Bloom? Earlier today I was walking into town with my 9 year old when we passed some of North Norfolk's finest middle-aged ladies working on one of the many lovely floral displays in our town. There they were, sporting high-viz jackets in the sweltering midday heat pruning, weeding, watering and planting. Another one looked the sort who might have been caught pilfering a packet of Tena Lady from Roy...