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What Did You Change It To?: August 2006
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What Did You Change It To? Thursday, August 31, 2006. Jesus for Caddyshack II. Comedian Jackie Mason is suing the "Jews for Jesus" for distributing pamphlets featuring his name, likeness, and "shtick." Earlier reports that he was suing the organization "Jews for Caddyshack II" were incorrect. Whether or not he will have a problem with my organization "Caddyshack II for Jesus" remains to be seen. Now it's time to play "Which of these statements is a Jackie Mason joke? Posted by Joe Wengert at 11:53 AM.
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What Did You Change It To?: September 2005
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What Did You Change It To? Friday, September 30, 2005. If for some reason I was put in charge of breaking up an angry mob, I would definitely turn the hoses on them. I'd probably feel pretty bad about it afterwards. Posted by Joe Wengert at 4:41 PM. Thursday, September 29, 2005. Like most New Yorkers, I don't make my weekend movie plans without picking up a copy of the Villager to get the latest movie reviews from former lawyer, congressman, and Mayor of New York City, Ed Koch:. I should write a textbook.
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What Did You Change It To?: March 2006
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What Did You Change It To? Wednesday, March 08, 2006. As is normally the case after Christmas break, I have become extremely busy with my day job. The new year is the time when sixth grade special education students feel comfortable enough in their new surroundings to start acting REALLY crazy. I guess I have other things to do, but it's really just all of this darn educating that's making me constantly rushing and busy right now. I could fix them, but I think I'm just going to ride it out.
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What Did You Change It To?: December 2006
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What Did You Change It To? Tuesday, December 12, 2006. One thing's for sure: the toy dachshund is lucky to be alive. This is by far the best headline I've read in two months:. Boy Kicks Hawk in the Face, Rescues Dog". This blog is on its way to becoming your number one site for hawk-related news briefs. I swear to God I don't just sit around and google the words "hawk attack.". Posted by Joe Wengert at 5:23 PM. Joe Wengert is surprised to see you here! New York City, New York, United States.
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What Did You Change It To?: January 2006
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What Did You Change It To? Thursday, January 12, 2006. Sandra, Sandra, Sandra! Although Judge Samuel Alito has insisted that he will be his own person, unable to be a "duplicate" of someone with such a "distinguished" and "historic" career, we all know that what really kills him is the fact that he will never be as. As Sandra Day O' Connor. Posted by Joe Wengert at 1:21 AM. Wednesday, January 11, 2006. Another Suspension for Skeleton Team. Posted by Joe Wengert at 12:26 AM. Tuesday, January 10, 2006.
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What Did You Change It To?: September 2006
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What Did You Change It To? Tuesday, September 19, 2006. There's nothing like waking up in the morning and seeing a headline like this: "Hawks Attack More Than 100 People in Rio". I can't decide what I like better; this lead: "Residents of crime-plagued Rio de Janeiro have a new kind of predator to worry about - hawks" or this quote: "This happens all the time in poor areas and people think it's funny, but when it happens in rich neighborhoods they start calling them attacks.". HAWK ATTACK PREVENTION TIPS.
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What Did You Change It To?: January 2007
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What Did You Change It To? Wednesday, January 10, 2007. Terminator 4: Lowering of the Emissions. CA State Legislature Figures Out Way to Listen to Schwarzenegger. Without Being So Weirded Out That He's Governor. Posted by Joe Wengert at 2:31 AM. Joe Wengert is surprised to see you here! While you're here, why don't you read things that I've typed? New York City, New York, United States. Joe Wengert is a comedian living in New York City. There will be no way to change this description after he is dead.
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What Did You Change It To?: October 2005
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What Did You Change It To? Monday, October 24, 2005. Movie Quote of the Day (10/24). Can you guess what movie. Is everything all right? I am quoting a movie. By writing one of the lines from that movie. Answer tomorrow (or later on today! Posted by Joe Wengert at 12:59 AM. Friday, October 21, 2005. Come on, guys. Give me my lunch bag back. What are you gonna do? I'm not saying you're stupid, D. This is tenth grade. We're sophomores now, OK? Give me my lunch bag. Just give it. Who's psyched about the thre...
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What Did You Change It To?: August 2005
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What Did You Change It To? Thursday, August 11, 2005. You could imagine my disappointment when, mere days before I was about to launch my blog, "Grown and Sexy," I saw a billboard advertising Babyface's new album, "Grown and Sexy." You've bested me again*, Babyface! I refuse to completely remove the phrase "Grown and Sexy" from this blog title, because a more accurate description of me does not exist. Posted by Joe Wengert at 11:28 AM. Joe Wengert is surprised to see you here! View my complete profile.
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