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Semi-Professional Humorist: Your Head is Full of Dreams
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Friday, February 6, 2009. Your Head is Full of Dreams. So I have this friend. Whose brain is The Encyclopedia of Dog Breeds. We have been known to TiVO dog shows and we may or may not have attended a dog show together. For real, in actual life. Friend, what is the name of the dog breed whose eyeballs are the same height as its mouth? They are earth's grumpiest mammal? They look like this.". Oh, you mean a Brussels Griffon. Savor your victory BG. The poodles will not forget you. Subscribe in a reader.
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Semi-Professional Humorist: Body Massage
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Sunday, February 15, 2009. Would it be possible for me to send you some information about our extra-curricular programs that provide training to children who are interested in massaging dogs? We're a member of the International Association of Animal Massage and Bodywork. The PetMassage for Kids™ program teaches children the basic hands-on skills of canine massage. They learn the basic handling, touching, holding, stroking. Please send me more information immediately.". February 16, 2009 at 8:59 AM.
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Semi-Professional Humorist: May 2008
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Friday, May 30, 2008. Winning Over the All-Important Methuselah Demographic. Good news, America! It's time for the veepstakes. I was watching CNN the other day and the anchors were debating the merits of potential Vice Presidential candidates for McCain. One anchor observed, "He should pick someone young to balance out the ticket.". Oh, so he shouldn't. As his running mate? He should pick Baby New Year," said my companion. But it's the perfect bait and switch,". McCain/Baby New Year in '08! It also remin...
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Semi-Professional Humorist: September 2008
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Sunday, September 14, 2008. Sometimes it's the simplest things that I love the most. I just found the best fucking thing ever on Etsy. Shakers. God bless us, every one. Friday, September 12, 2008. Lipstick on a Pig. Monday, September 8, 2008. Special Guest Blogger: Rudy Giuliani. Hey, did you guys catch my speech at the RNC last week? I'm not surprised. It's a little off the beaten path, if you know what I mean! That Obama, what a snob! It don't get much more down home than that, friends. Whether Large o...
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Semi-Professional Humorist: Tomorrowland
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009. Why does Bobby Jindal hate high-speed rail. You could go from Las Vegas to Disneyland in a metal tube— like hella fast and stuff. Jindal likes to call this "a magnetic levitation line." Imagine! As if this were Tomorrowland or somesuch! BUT ANYWAY YOU DICKS, it is okay to look into the future occasionally! Technology is often times helpful and. YOU DROPPED YOUR EAR TRUMPET, BOBBY JINDAL. Alright, if anyone needs me I'll be snuggling with this robot. Subscribe in a reader.
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Use Your Youth: 'R' is for Robert Rauschenberg
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Sunday, January 18, 2009. R' is for Robert Rauschenberg. As much as I love sneaking in kids' interests into what we are doing, there is only so far Ben10. Can go. Luckily I've got my own resources that (from time to time) they find interesting as well. For instance, they prefer dancing to Glass Candy. To the OST to Aladdin. During our morning movement times. Take that, Miley Cyrus. Two birds, one stone. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). For what is Chatteris? Art Projects for Kids. Goodbye to All That.
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Semi-Professional Humorist: April 2008
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008. Repent While Ye May. A couple of weeks ago I sent my dad the link for these. YouTube clips. Parodies are almost never funny (I'm peeking at you, MadTV), but these did cause a chuckle to escape ("OK, can we get some of those pills that Cindy McCain stole from that charity? Here's my dad's response. Seriously. Dear Liberal Young Person:. Gay marriage is evil. Using marijuana is evil under all circumstances—use alcohol like the rest of us. May I recommend Vodka? Holier than thou,.
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Semi-Professional Humorist: February 2009
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009. Why does Bobby Jindal hate high-speed rail. You could go from Las Vegas to Disneyland in a metal tube— like hella fast and stuff. Jindal likes to call this "a magnetic levitation line." Imagine! As if this were Tomorrowland or somesuch! BUT ANYWAY YOU DICKS, it is okay to look into the future occasionally! Technology is often times helpful and. YOU DROPPED YOUR EAR TRUMPET, BOBBY JINDAL. Alright, if anyone needs me I'll be snuggling with this robot. I know. He's Cragg...
