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life in a retirement community: You Oughta Know That Nothing Compares 2 U!
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012. You Oughta Know That Nothing Compares 2 U! Watch out, I'm having a moment and it smells like teen spirit. I've been waiting for this announcement for twelve long gruesome years. It's official the 90s are back and trending! Joan paid tribute to 1992 o. N the cusp of Glamour magazine's announcement of the official comeback. I couldn't be happier. Welcome back! What do you mean you put my neon orange slap bracelet and and all my scrunchies in a garage sale years ago? Also before I...
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life in a retirement community: June 2014
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Tuesday, June 17, 2014. I've Cooled Down . That's a Probably a Lie. Have buyers' remorse. I have moved every one to two years since I was 18. I would almost classify myself as a moving pro at this point, and this move will go down as one of my most tumultuous moves. To paint the picture as accurately as I can, I will start from the beginning and bore you with every detail . you need. To feel as irate at the end of this blog as I did. They moved out on Sunday. We moved in on Sunday. Tears were shed, doork...
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life in a retirement community: Dear American Airlines ... You're Scum Between My Toes
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Friday, July 3, 2015. Dear American Airlines . You're Scum Between My Toes. Dear American Airlines,. In the words of Alfalfa:. I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes.". While stranded in DFW, I learned a few valuable lessons:. 1 My life is a sitcom. Everything goes wrong, and then it miraculously it all works out . thanks to Twitter. Ran out of formula. 4 No one really listens to the TSA announcement warning you to report unattended bags to security. 5 Swim diapers are ...
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life in a retirement community: September 2014
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Thursday, September 25, 2014. Sleepless in the Retirement Community. My sweet night owl is 4 weeks old today. And in four weeks I have pretty much become a parental expert. I could totally write a book on how to rock motherhood. I need a house call. Throw every blasted baby book out the window. They don't know what they are talking about! Accept reality. It's ok to be an Internet stalker. What else is there to do at 2 am? Once my book hits Amazon, I will be taking applications for the night shift. Her nu...
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life in a retirement community: February 2015
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Friday, February 20, 2015. Always Get a Second Opinion . and Wear Sunscreen. Middle Eastern Exchange-Student Tan. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Lauren Conrad lied, and I had bad hair. Exhibit B Exhibit A I move away and everyone gets famous back home. My aunt and cousin are in the final casting stages of getting a. Livi Jo and Lucy Cate. Yesterday, I unexpectedly welcomed my very own real-life version of Mary-Kate and Ashley to this world. After we changed Mary-Kate and Ashle. Warren Party of Five. WARNING...
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life in a retirement community: April 2014
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Tuesday, April 8, 2014. What's Keeping Me Up at Night. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Lauren Conrad lied, and I had bad hair. Exhibit B Exhibit A I move away and everyone gets famous back home. My aunt and cousin are in the final casting stages of getting a. Livi Jo and Lucy Cate. Yesterday, I unexpectedly welcomed my very own real-life version of Mary-Kate and Ashley to this world. After we changed Mary-Kate and Ashle. Warren Party of Five. Its not a typo and yes, we did our math correctly. Our par. WARNIN...
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life in a retirement community: Sleepless in the Retirement Community
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Thursday, September 25, 2014. Sleepless in the Retirement Community. My sweet night owl is 4 weeks old today. And in four weeks I have pretty much become a parental expert. I could totally write a book on how to rock motherhood. I need a house call. Throw every blasted baby book out the window. They don't know what they are talking about! Accept reality. It's ok to be an Internet stalker. What else is there to do at 2 am? Once my book hits Amazon, I will be taking applications for the night shift. I love...
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life in a retirement community: May 2014
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Sunday, May 11, 2014. Ironically on the most celebrated day for mothers, I came to the conclusion that motherhood terrifies me. Besides inevitably screwing my kid up, I am terrified of one simple three syllable word: opinion. Everyone's got one, so why should I be so scared? Thursday, May 8, 2014. Thanks Kristin Cavallari - I Should Have Had Mediocre Expectations. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Lauren Conrad lied, and I had bad hair. Livi Jo and Lucy Cate. Warren Party of Five. Since I have cooled down both...
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life in a retirement community: Lauren Conrad lied, and I had bad hair
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Friday, July 6, 2012. Lauren Conrad lied, and I had bad hair. I move away and everyone gets famous back home. My aunt and cousin are in the final casting stages of getting a reality TV show at their beauty shop. The network wants it to be based on Steel Magnolias. Me rock for a least the rest of the summer. Through high school and college I had mediocre because of a liar. Lauren Conrad, in the peek of The Hills,. While, I was getting my organic hair straightener, I was once again reading Glamour,. Octobe...
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life in a retirement community: August 2014
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Friday, August 15, 2014. The Stuff No One Stinking Tells You. In Magnus's defense these are. Bandaids from his allergies. Not a dog fight. Although everything has gone pretty smooth, I have almost had a major breakdown in the grocery store multiple times. It is August 15 Blue Bell . August 15! According to your website Birthday Cake ice cream is an August rotational flavor. Therefore, I expect you to do your job and deliver it by August 1. You are 14 days late! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). We're Experienc...
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