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Eclecticity: July 2005
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Saturday, July 30, 2005. A Brunny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. I usually travel East, today I headed West. Not five minutes into my walk, I was startled with the ever-persistent yelling of Sara! But this ambiguous literary feat was not the best part of the night! At the same time that my friend and I were discussing my essay, Mick Jagger, Jay-Z, and Mark McGrath (of Sugar Ray who also happens to be the first and only guy I ever had the nerve to ask out and on live national TV, no less! I hate ...
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Eclecticity: Word Up!
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Monday, March 31, 2008. Proof that I still maintain an Internet literary presence:. Posted by Sara at 11:25 PM. Eclectic musings from the girl in the window. Toronto, Ontario, Canada. I am also the girl who accomplished her goal in life last night - I finally used my blender! View my complete profile. Caught in the Traps. Rachel's Super My Space. It Tastes like Chicken of the Sea. Will I Continue to Update this Blog? Its Not the End of the World as We Know It and I . The Postseason is Near.
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Eclecticity: It Tastes like Chicken of the Sea
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Monday, December 31, 2007. It Tastes like Chicken of the Sea. Remember when reality show Newlyweds featured Jessica Simpson eating at Tony Roma's? Well now, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo eats at Jessica Simpson. And he doesn't eat buffalo. Posted by Sara at 8:08 PM. Yep, that is a writer. Eclectic musings from the girl in the window. Toronto, Ontario, Canada. I am also the girl who accomplished her goal in life last night - I finally used my blender! View my complete profile. Caught in the Traps.
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Eclecticity: June 2005
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Thursday, June 30, 2005. Of these said rants, jokes, and insights, I vaguely remember:. A bit involving me phrasing everything I said in a form of a question. A bit involving all my questions becoming insults. The discovery that I have a sixth sense. I also had one of those highly dramatic races with a random stranger on the street. You know the type that occurs when two cars are stopped at red light? I swear it was only one martini! Or maybe it was the ice cream. I can’t walk down the street without won...
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Eclecticity: Color Commentary
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Thursday, August 30, 2007. During the cross-cultural psychology course I took this summer, I learned that most immigrants experience downward mobility upon arrival in a new country. For example, a person who is a decorated doctor in their home country could only find employment as a taxi driver here. However, I do not see why this is a problem as you can't spell taxi driver without dr. Q: What do you call a black community in Maine? I'm off to Montreal to piss off the French. More to come later.
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Eclecticity: October 2005
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Sunday, October 30, 2005. Is it because I spend so much time trying to improve that I forget that I was a good person to begin with? Or is it that in forgetting my past, I forget all other elements of that time and I end up comparing myself to ideals that may have never even existed? A wise person once said that you should never write about yourself after staying up all night. That person was me. When I'm not so tired and dreading November, I can be wise. I promise. Posted by Sara at 7:40 AM. Pedro Marti...
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Eclecticity: December 2005
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Saturday, December 31, 2005. What is New Year's Threve? So with that written, Happy New Year! Posted by Sara at 10:37 PM. Sunday, December 25, 2005. What would Jesus wear? And their answer of a robe and sandals seems to cold for this time of year. I have to sympathize with Jesus. Each year and on a far greater scale, he experiences every kids’ nightmare everyone who shows up for his birthday party comes dressed like a loser (and it’s not even like they give Jesus the presents! Or possibly, bling-bling?
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Eclecticity: My Calling
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Thursday, January 31, 2008. Apparently, I now get paid to pretend to write. Obviously, I couldn't be more perfect for the job. Fake links to come! Posted by Sara at 9:23 PM. Eclectic musings from the girl in the window. Toronto, Ontario, Canada. I am also the girl who accomplished her goal in life last night - I finally used my blender! View my complete profile. Caught in the Traps. Rachel's Super My Space. It Tastes like Chicken of the Sea. Will I Continue to Update this Blog? The Postseason is Near.
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Heartland Transplant: May 2005
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After transplanting to the midwest, then rejecting that transplant and returning to the coast, I am finally accepting a new transplant to the midwest in the form of grad school in ohio. what. a. fuckin. relief. Friday, May 27, 2005. I spent the next five years playing hide and go suck as her vampire cabana boy. I'm glad I stayed home today, even if it does cost me 96 dollars. Posted by hotspur at 9:40 AM. Tuesday, May 24, 2005. Hot or cold, hot or cold? Second one: call on me. Third: hear my name. Wow, I...
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Heartland Transplant: October 2005
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After transplanting to the midwest, then rejecting that transplant and returning to the coast, I am finally accepting a new transplant to the midwest in the form of grad school in ohio. what. a. fuckin. relief. Thursday, October 27, 2005. Fingers in the Factories. Watched the movie Layercake. Oh well I've seen plenty of more respectable movies, so I won't chat about this one any more. Ok whinings done for the night. Consider joining the something awful forums. Posted by hotspur at 11:55 PM. Ah well. ...