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blonde monologue: 30 before 30
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Record a CD of my vocal repertoire. Go to Husker football game. Go on an extreme coupon style shopping spree. Go on a Mission's trip. Take a Mental Health Day. Learn to Salsa dance. Take part in a flash mob. Write off a car for a week. Buy a car.all by myself. Roll VIP for a night. Fall off the map; turn off cell, television, computer, etc. for a weekend. Take up the guitar. Date someone who isn't my "type". Experience new cuisine; octopus, shark, fried green tomatoes. Lose 20 lbs. (& keep it off! Photo ...
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blonde monologue: December 2012
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Sunday, December 9, 2012. Getting in the Holiday Spirit! Here's a quick and easy DIY to get you in the holiday spirit! Other versions of this DIY project require that you purchase a styrofoam wreath and attach the ornaments to it. First of all, I hate styrofoam. HATE. Second, that sounded like to much work, so I decided on this smaller, less time consuming project. SHATTERPROOF Christmas ornaments (just take my word for it). A big red bow. Looks a little sloppy like mine? Via the Domestic Fashionista.
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blonde monologue: May 2013
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Friday, May 3, 2013. Easiest. DIY Project. Ever. Find random wooden thingy when hunting for pallets for another DIY. Print out photos (I ordered 8x10s from Walgreens) and affix them to the front of the wooden thingy. I haven't decided if I'm going to leave the wood as is or stain/paint it, so for now.I used tape, yo! Elapsed time: Like 10 minutes. Total Cost: $12 for prints from Walgreens. FREE if you already have the photos you want to use on hand. Doesn't get much better than that. Hyperbole and a Half.
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blonde monologue: June 2012
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Sunday, June 17, 2012. From the mouths of babes. Yeah, I haven't been uploading my photo a day June pictures.I know. But here's something new.I kind of stole the concept from [clever title]. S Overheard at Work series. Check out her blog, funny stuff there. Stuff My Kids Say:. 4 year old boy: "Miss Vanessa, [another child] called me a poop head! Me: "Well, that wasn't very nice, but it doesn't hurt your body, does it? I think you'll be okay, just ignore him.". Miss Vanessa.that makes my feelings die.
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blonde monologue: February 2013
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Sunday, February 3, 2013. Oh, these past few weeks have been tough ones, y'all. Tough times tend to lead to lots of introspection (read: overanalyzing EVERYTHING) for me and I have come to at least one [sort of] realization. Perhaps my heart has not yet found its home, but of one thing I am sure. The mistakes of my past are as far from me as the East is from the West. I am humbled with gratitude, and cautiously optimistic for the future. Affirmation: I am, as ever, a work in progress, and that's okay.
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blonde monologue: The greatest of these is LOVE.
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Sunday, May 25, 2014. The greatest of these is LOVE. I am feeling a little preachy today, friends, so bear with me. I will try to make it short. Lately, I have become increasingly aware of people in my life, even close friends and loved ones, who seem to be hiding behind religion to justify their actions, and to support their personal (and usually intolerant) beliefs. it's. Or sell your daughter into slavery. And keep milk and meat. Of course the Bible isn't literal. Jesus says, 'I am the door'! If I spe...
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blonde monologue: 30 before 30: Get a tattoo (sorry Dad)
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Saturday, May 24, 2014. 30 before 30: Get a tattoo (sorry Dad). So, today I got a tattoo. During a tornado warning. While the sirens were going off. These clouds looked much creepier while the sirens were sounding. That white stuff would be HAIL, not Colorado snow. Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the LORD your God will be with you wherever you go.". Be strong and courageous. I love it. What do you think? Labels: 30 before 30. Holy social me...
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blonde monologue: August 2012
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Wednesday, August 22, 2012. Sweet Potato Plum Perfection. I've got another recipe today! I came up with this recipe for "dinner" tonight in effort to venture outside of my standby Mean Green. Juice After a week of green, sometimes a girl just needs something pretty and pink (well peach, really). I present to you,. Sweet Potato Plum Perfection. 1/2 large sweet potato. 3 pieces (approx 1 cup) jicama. 1 golden delicious apple. 2 red plums (with pit removed). 1 small piece ginger. Monday, August 20, 2012.
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blonde monologue: Laughter Lines
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Tuesday, May 6, 2014. Cheese. No filter, y'all. There's this thing that's coming up. My 27th birthday. I won't be one of those obnoxious Millennials who consider thirty as "so old! But I have noticed some things are definitely changing as I progress through my twenties. I used to feel ridiculous for considering anti-aging skincare products, and now I wish I had started sooner. It's never too early, friends. Here is a short list of things I've learned thus far as a student of this Earth:. Do they have any?
