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Blogging Top Chef: Chewing It Up and Spitting It Out!
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Monday, July 02, 2007. Actress Jamie Lee Curtis Impression of Top Chef. Why was I drawn to this? I didn't want her to lose.did I? I don't even know her. Why would I wish her harm? I think Ms. Curtis summed up our, the TV audience, obsession with reality TV. No, we do not wish this woman or any other contestant on a reality game show actual physical harm but we do let out a "wahoo" when the contestant, chef in this case, we do not like gets told to "please pack your knives and leave.". Is that a bad thing?
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Blogging Top Chef: Chewing It Up and Spitting It Out!
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Friday, May 11, 2007. Okhe’s cute.but a personal motto of Love, Peace, and Happiness . It’s a bit too cheesy for me.maybe I’ll give him a chance to convince me otherwise. Attempts to stay positive and balanced by meditating with a 100-year-old Zen Master .combine that with Mr. Love, Peace and Happiness this could be a blissfully boring season. She’s from Texas and likes her some BIG BURGERS .Don’t we all! Hurricane Howie .I see some people’s karma (ahem. Brian and Camille) going up in smoke. She has a pa...
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Blogging Top Chef: Chewing It Up and Spitting It Out!
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007. Chef Lia Bardeen Drops By To Chat. Us: What is your favorite dish to cook? Lia: It entirely depends on the situation. Us: What is the one dish you hated the most as a child but your parents insisted you eat? Lia: I pretty much loved everything. However, I never warmed up to liver and onions. Us: Tell us a bit about yourself. What were your high school years like? Any embarrassing fashions you followed or hair styles you regret? Us: What made you decide to try out for Top Chef?
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Blogging Top Chef: Chewing It Up and Spitting It Out!
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Tuesday, October 31, 2006. Prepared by Sous Chef Humor. This weeks Quick Fire Challenge was more than 30 minutes. It began with a 4:30 wake up call and a trip down to the American Seafood Company. Right off the bat you could see that some of the chefs were right on their game while others were a little more hesitant. They arrive in the kitchen to learn that Chef Hiroshi Shima would be the guest judge. With 30 minutes to prepare, this was truly a challenge. WRITTEN, PRODUCED AND SHOT BY. We have their lin...
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Amuse-Biatch: Amoose-Biatch on the Whorin' of a Dilemma
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Friday, January 26, 2007. Amoose-Biatch on the Whorin' of a Dilemma. Possums, we have a dilemma. We don’t know whether this has ever happened to you. You’re in the middle of—. 8220;Uh-uh,” interrupts Miss XaXa. “Remember our younger readers.”. Right Let’s see, how do we say this delicately? Mean hair extensions), and it’s going well—. Well, in fact—and then your codefendant calls you by the wrong name, or worse still, mispronounces your real name. What do you do? As always, we had no answer to what we ca...
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Amuse-Biatch: July 2010
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Thursday, July 01, 2010. Amuse-Biatch Photoessay: The Ravages of Time, Hormones and Sugar; the Persistent Doucheyness of Wallet Chains and Thumbs in Pockets. Links to this post. Mysteries of the Organism. Why Oh Why Is Johnny Iuzzini Turning Into a Retro Lesbian? 10-Year-Old Tom Colicchio Had More Balls Than Any of the Contestants on This Season of “Top Chef”. So sayeth the colicky Colicchio himself, on his Bravo blog. So, possums, bears do meow, and how. Links to this post. Links to this post. 8220;You&...
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Blogging Top Chef: Chewing It Up and Spitting It Out!
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Tuesday, July 03, 2007. Chef Sara Nguyen Drop By The Kitchen. Us: What is your favorite dish to cook? Sara: There are so many dishes that I love cooking. Duck with a blackberry gastric. Roasted chicken with butter brasied apples. I love cooking with sweet and savory flavors. There are so many things one can do with poultry and fish. Us: What is the one dish you hated the most as a child but your parents insisted you eat? Us: Tell us a bit about yourself. What were your high school years like? Sara: A gir...
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Blogging Top Chef: Chewing It Up and Spitting It Out!
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Sunday, December 31, 2006. Top Chef Sunday Roast - Season 1 Style. Katie Lee trying to get a dose of personality. Too bad it didn't work. Don't get yer Alan Whickers twisted ya fucking fannybaws! Baby Huey all grown up. I prefer to stab my teammates in the back like this. BTW, has anyone told you how hot you are today? You are the rock star of chefs! Cynthia showed off her magic tricks. By putting the front row to sleep. And a hex on Ken. Posted by Blogging Top Chef @ 2:01 AM. We love you Ted! Just like ...
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Amuse-Biatch: Amuse-Biatch Answers Rachael Ray Christmas Hate Mail
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Monday, December 25, 2006. Amuse-Biatch Answers Rachael Ray Christmas Hate Mail. We weren’t going to write any more about Rachael Ray for a while. Really, possums, we weren’t. But then, when we and Miss XaXa checked in (from Gstaad and St. Bart’s, respectively), we found that one of Rachael Ray’s anonymous elves had been by in the night and left us some reindeer droppings in our mailbag. An ‘n’ in ‘conch.’”), we are delighted to turn to the task at hand. Your forbearance in not putting an exclamation poi...
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Amuse-Biatch: Padma Lakshmi: Dress Ipsa Loquitur
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Sunday, December 03, 2006. Padma Lakshmi: Dress Ipsa Loquitur. Amuse-Biatch, we assure you, does not merely inhabit a solipsistic echo chamber on the Snarkshire Moors. Nay, we welcome reader feedback, and do our best to address reader concerns. Today we turn to a note from a Gentle Reader, Mr. or Ms. Anon47, who writes: "What did you just say? Dear Mr./Ms. Anon47,. We can rhyme, too), we believe that she is capable of doing better. We love the sinner, truly we do. It is only the sin we hate. That...Blind...
