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$tevil Empire: 11.05
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The $teve-0-Lution of all mankind. He's got the moves. I found an awesome new website that, for once, has nothing to do with muppet porn. The bad news is that it has everything to do with professional wrestling! Wow, I think I can actually hear people leaving the blog. I might get some hits for people searching for muppet porn, though. Anyway, if you. Go to http:/ www.wrestlingencyclopedia.com/index.html. Oh no, no, this site has videos galore, whore! Ah, the Japonese and their crazy kill tactics. I've a...
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$tevil Empire: 05.05
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The $teve-0-Lution of all mankind. And why do I care? Well first off, stop talking to yourself, weirdo. Secondly, I'll tell you where we go from here - onwards, upwards, and off the top rope. Crashing on intellect and reason with an asai moonsalt. That's right, it's time for my defense of Professional Wrestling. Many people come up to me and ask me any number of questions up to and including: "what's your favorite color," "who is your favorite author," "don't you think that the Big Bad BeetleBorgs. Just ...
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$tevil Empire: 10.05
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The $teve-0-Lution of all mankind. I think I might have to change the title of this blog. I'm not so sure that I can really call myself The $tevil One. For much longer, and it's debatable whether or not I should have done so for the last year (or so) of my life. After my requisite sojourn to the little sailor’s room. Today, I am wearing a god . damn . Cosby. Damn you, Bill. I don't even care that you were in the greatest movie of all time. How dare you give these articles of fashion merit! With a cheese ...
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$tevil Empire: 06.05
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The $teve-0-Lution of all mankind. Oxymoron: Intelligent Bush Supporter. I am amazed . simply and utterly amazed that Bush supporters lack this much intelligence. Last night, I watched the president's speech and found myself yelling, actually yelling, at the screen. It wasn't the fact that he looks like a cow-eyed idiot. It wasn't even the smarmy grin he had when talking about the sacrifices of war. Nope, it was the fact that people actually believe this 1984. Let's reflect, shall we? I love ice cream!
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$tevil Empire: 08.05
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The $teve-0-Lution of all mankind. CKOD (not to be confused with C.H.U.D.). Two posts within a mere five days of each other? Such things are completely unexpected and entirely unwarranted, young man! Then again, so are the intense and unrelenting levels of absolute boredom. Currently invading my head space. So let me tell you about my latest idea of achieving greatness and/or folly. I think, and I believe most of you would agree with me here, that there need to be. Now then, I figure that one thing all o...
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$tevil Empire: 07.05
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The $teve-0-Lution of all mankind. It's been a while since I've had the unmitigated gall to write something on these hallowed cyber pages. So, because it's Friday and I'm bored at work . and because I have about half an hour to go before lunch, I thought I'd craft a tapestry of my usual linguistic splendor. Behold me! I SAID BEHOLD ME! The Things I Suck At List. Despite my best attempts, I don't have heat vision. Well, that's not true, I do have heat vision; I mean, who doesn't? Lame-o's, that's who!
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Toaster Of The Future: A Taste of Italy
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Toaster Of The Future. Building a Better Slice of Toast For Tomorrow .morning. A Taste of Italy. Today I had a HUUGE blowout in the Porsche. I was on the outerloop of the beltway just passing over the Springfield interchange. But something great happened. I had about 4 of the lugnuts off when the CVS roadside assistance van pulled up. Now this. Fast forward the day a little bit - The Bro gets the call. "You killed my Porsche? Here's a pic of an. Posted by Chief Jimbo at 11:49 PM. View my complete profile.
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Toaster Of The Future: January 2005
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Toaster Of The Future. Building a Better Slice of Toast For Tomorrow .morning. Yet another nail in the Dork Coffin. Amon Tobin (of 4-Ton MANtis fame. Has written a soundtrack for the up and coming Splinter Cell game for Xbox. Gamespot.com interviewed him. Full Text. I was losing my shit when I read this:. Were there Ninja Tune. Fans at Ubisoft who were familiar with your work and lobbying on your behalf? Points at self.and waan. Posted by Chief Jimbo at 10:32 PM. And if it is old, then I move on to the n...
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Toaster Of The Future: *Cracks Knuckles Over Keyboard*
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Toaster Of The Future. Building a Better Slice of Toast For Tomorrow .morning. Cracks Knuckles Over Keyboard*. It's high time I knock a little dust off this blog. Prepare yourself, for I have no mercy for you. Posted by Chief Jimbo at 9:48 PM. View my complete profile. DON'T YOU HAVE GOOD GARBAGE? 17 kabillion MySpace Friends. Tonight, Jamie Takes On The Big Issues. NO ONE USURPS MY BLOG.
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Toaster Of The Future: Post 9/11.....06
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Toaster Of The Future. Building a Better Slice of Toast For Tomorrow .morning. Booming voices from the kitchen had driven me from my comfortable bed Monday morning. The volume on my kitchen stereo/alarm clock was up to high. As I navigated my way to the kitchen to kill the sound, the announcer of Morning Edition said that "this morning's Diane Rehm. Show" was soliciting listeners to call in to express how 9/11 had effected them besides. Sins of Our Fathers. Mainly because I knew very little about it exce...