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the herman letters: December 2009
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Thursday, December 31, 2009. Post # 64 - Dole Pre-Cut Spinach Fiasco - 12-10-2009. I see this as a legitimate annoyance. I've seen it happen twice now- the contest packet ends up covered in dressing in a big salad bowl. Like the ranch bottle squirter thing, I'm just trying to make our salad experiences less "eventful". I feel violated. I was at my weekly Brimley's Bridge Club Salad Social Extravaganza. I brought a delightful spinach salad with warm bacon dressing. The spinach of choice: Dole. Why would y...
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the herman letters: September 2009
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009. Post #26 - War on Spam - mr. Frank Volume 4 - 6/29/2009. Re: FW: Sorry For My Late Responce. From: Mr. Frank. Sent: Mon 6/29/09 4:50 AM. Thanks for your mail, kindly get back to me with the below informations to enable us proceed, as we are short of time. 1} Bank Name:. . 4} Swift Code.{if any}. 5} Account Holder's Name: . 6} Tel. Nos. I wait for your mail soon. My response to mr. Frank, 6/29/2009. RE: Sorry For My Late Responce. Dear mr. Frank,. Lance E. Antsyinmypantsy.
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the herman letters: Post # 298 - Cheerios and Multigrain Cheerios -- Strange Breakfast-Fellows
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Tuesday, March 19, 2013. Post # 298 - Cheerios and Multigrain Cheerios - Strange Breakfast-Fellows. Dear General Mills,. I am a huge fan of your products. Each morning, I enjoy your Cheerios. To keep life "interesting," I alternate boxes- standard issue Cheerios, a fixture American breakfast fare for generations, and Multigrain Cheerios. For a moment, I pondered adding some Multigrain Cheerios to my standard Cheerio breakfast bowl. What would happen? Would it pleasure my palate? Porridge and Lucky Charms?
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the herman letters: Post # 299 - Banquet - Crumby Chicken Nuggets
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Friday, April 5, 2013. Post # 299 - Banquet - Crumby Chicken Nuggets. I am a loyal and lifelong customer. When it comes to parties, festive occasions, wakes, and everyday meals, I count on Banquet. One might say that I'm 54% composed of Banquet Chicken. When I decided to host a Super Bowl party, what was on the top of my shopping list? Except, when I opened the box, I found 24 nuggets and a VERY big pile of crumbs. My guests grew hungry and left before halftime. My party was labeled a dud. I am so sorry ...
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the herman letters: November 2009
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Sunday, November 29, 2009. Post # 53 - Barry the Dog Training Psycho - 9/21/2009. Subject: Deep-Discounts on Top Dog Trading Courses. Date: Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:46:30 -0400. You are receiving this message, because you have subscribed to the topdognewstrial. Newsletter on Wednesday, September 16th, 2009. To ensure that you continue to receive emails from us, add us to your address book promptly. Forget the sale price I offered you yesterday as a subscriber. To the 5-Day Mini-Course. I'm really grateful that.
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the herman letters: August 2009
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Friday, August 28, 2009. Post #11 - The Dial Corporation - "Operation Brillo Sheep". This was a note that I sent to Brillo, which, as I learned, is a division of Dial. It was sent on 6/17/1997. Dear Pad Daddies,. The pads still need to be formed, but I’ve produced two males and three females so far, and I plan to breed them. I’m feeding them their normal allotment of hay, mixed with iron ore dust and water (to prevent sneezes). Are you interested in pursuing “Operation Brillo Sheep”? Note from “Mar...
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the herman letters: Post # 35 - Starbucks Weather Reporter - 9/9/2009
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Friday, October 16, 2009. Post # 35 - Starbucks Weather Reporter - 9/9/2009. I wrote this letter to a friend who is a loyal customer to Starbucks, but had encountered three bad visits very recently in Grand Rapids, Kalamazoo, and West Bloomfield. Names were changed to protect the innocent. This was sent 9/9/2009. As your brand becomes increasingly popular, it becomes easier to get my fix. And now, your stores are popping up everywhere—grocery stores, Target, and on the cozy corners of Anytown, ...She sou...
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the herman letters: Post # 297 - Subway No Longer Serves the Cheese With The Holes In It - 9/22/12
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Friday, March 8, 2013. Post # 297 - Subway No Longer Serves the Cheese With The Holes In It - 9/22/12. I see you've finally done it. You have eliminated the cheese with the holes in it from your selection of fine cheeses. This was all made possible by the cheese with the holes, that you have stopped carrying. So now the meat stays on one side, the vegetable matter stays on the other. Like a divorced couple who refuses to vacate their house. Please bring back the cheese with the holes. You May Also Enjoy:.
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the herman letters: Post # 171 - Sargento and the Swiss Cheese Lie
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011. Post # 171 - Sargento and the Swiss Cheese Lie. We live in 2010. I can check my email on the other side of the world, climbing a mountain. Using my cell phone. I can download a movie and watch it without even getting up. They’re making Sequeways that operate using eyeball movements. Why does Swiss cheese still have the holes in it? Are the holes still there to appease us? To make us feel secure? Is there fear in the dairy industry, that a Hole-less Swiss would freak people out?
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the herman letters: Post # 196 - Crest For Kids Choke-A-Kid Toothpaste Cap
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Friday, July 29, 2011. Post # 196 - Crest For Kids Choke-A-Kid Toothpaste Cap. My letter to Crest, sent 6/9/2011:. When a child is brought into the world, parents have responsibilities. Put those little plastic things in all of the unused outlets. Remove any lead based paint. If the dog is mean with kids, adios, Spot. Cut things like grapes and hot dogs into tiny pieces. Forward thinking companies like Fisher Price came to the party, making their Little People a little less little. Did you know that ch.
