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Clown vs. Wolf: The New State Names

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Clown vs. Wolf. I woke up, but am still dead. Monday, November 5, 2007. The New State Names. With the election coming up, it's time to change all the names of the states that are currently awful. New Jersey discovered that they are not that much newer than the original Jersey. Therefore New Jersey. Changes its name to Different Jersey. Changes its name to South Canada. Cause we in the US don't want it anymore. Changes its name to Scary Virginia. Have you seen those people? Is it stuck up? I love you, Pony.

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Clown vs. Wolf: It's Time Again to Play... Kiss or Fight! (Article from Tiger Fight Magazine)

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Clown vs. Wolf. I woke up, but am still dead. Saturday, October 27, 2007. It's Time Again to Play. Kiss or Fight! Article from Tiger Fight Magazine). You know the rules. 3) A wolverine with jaws and claws bound in leather. 4) Paris Hilton in girlie underwear. 5) Prostitute whom you have all ready paid. 7) Now Ashcroft is unconscious. 8) You pummel his unconscious body, severly damaging it. 9) Now he is an unrecognizable pulp. 10) Your pals at Tiger Fight Magazine. Posted by Greg Rice. There is a chance I...

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Clown vs. Wolf: My New Best Friend

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Clown vs. Wolf. I woke up, but am still dead. Sunday, November 22, 2009. My New Best Friend. Is not John Ducey. Join Ducey is in his quest to find a new best friend. I help him each week, but do not step up to the role myself. That would be unnatural. Coming soon to iTunes, but you can download it now here. Http:/ battlefight.libsyn.com/. Posted by Greg Rice. I hope this works out better than my Browsing With Busey podcast. November 30, 2009 at 2:20:00 PM PST. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). There is...

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Clown vs. Wolf: Zagat's guide to Methamphetamine

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Clown vs. Wolf. I woke up, but am still dead. Thursday, August 23, 2007. Zagat's guide to Methamphetamine. Addicts love the "intense focus" of the drug, especially as it gives you a "big buzz," adding that it's "highly addictive." Although some were less impressed by the side effects of "night terrors" and "habitual loss of teeth." All this said, locals love the drug you can "make at home" given it doesn't "explode and kill you.". Posted by Greg Rice. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). About Greg Rice, ...

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Clown vs. Wolf: Sharks represent 40% of the "People" on Facebook

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Clown vs. Wolf. I woke up, but am still dead. Monday, August 6, 2007. Sharks represent 40% of the "People" on Facebook. Young ladies, be warned! Your precious Facebook was just an elaborate ruse by Tiger and Great White Sharks to lure you into a social networking sense of security. When "Judd from Laguna" asks you to meet him "in the ocean," your answer must be no! Judd is actually a shark with rubber tipped fins, Internet access, and saint-like patience with a keyboard. Posted by Greg Rice. Click here, ...

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Clown vs. Wolf: I used Blue's Clues to Stop the Terrorists

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Clown vs. Wolf. I woke up, but am still dead. Friday, October 19, 2007. I used Blue's Clues to Stop the Terrorists. Blue had his paw prints on a dynamite belt, a downtown mall, and a manifesto entitled "Death to Bruce Willis.". I sat in my thinking chair and thinked, thinked, thinked. Then I realized that the dynamite belt. could be used by Bruce Campbell to blow up. the manifesto about shopping malls - no wait. That's wrong. I went the mall where Bruce Campbell was speaking and success! What do you guys...

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Clown vs. Wolf: Clown Vs. Wolf Battle Summaries

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Clown vs. Wolf. I woke up, but am still dead. Sunday, August 5, 2007. Clown Vs. Wolf Battle Summaries. Rounds 41 to 45. 41: Mexican Wrestling Radiation Clown vs. Tired Brittle Bone Wolf. Result: Wolf wins by urinating on wrestling mask, causing radiation chain reaction. 42: Jason Bourne Clown vs. Abe Vigoda Wolf. Result: Wolf wins by exposing Bourne to memories that he was never loved, dry old man Wolf wit used to maximum effectiveness. 43: Robot Sonic Boom Clown vs. New Born Wolf Puppies. Add Clown vs&#...

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Clown vs. Wolf: Dude, why didn't you wake me up?

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Clown vs. Wolf. I woke up, but am still dead. Monday, March 24, 2008. Dude, why didn't you wake me up? The power went out 3 months ago due to the Jack Frost Storm of great December. My alarm clock has been flashing 12:00 ever since. Dude, I only woke up because a stray cat made it into my house, attracted to my long beard (now a home for birds). The feral cat killed 2 birds and tore open my right nostril. I've been asleep so long, I've forgotten all my power chords. Did I miss the Lovin' Spoonful concert?