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The Ferret Of Awesome.: December 2010
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The Ferret Of Awesome. The Blog of Heath F Gargit. Friday, December 31, 2010. Dear Insolent Plebeians,. Do not look upon this new year as a fresh start. Do not rejoice as the bell tolls midnight. Do not look forward to a year full of merriment, nor advancement. For this is the year where I shall seize control! My armies shall march forth and conquer all territories, sparing none who do not pledge to serve the mighty Warlord Gargit! LOOK UPON MY TERRIBLE DICTATORSHIP AND DESPAIR! Sunday, December 19, 2010.
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The Ferret Of Awesome.: September 2010
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The Ferret Of Awesome. The Blog of Heath F Gargit. Wednesday, September 15, 2010. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Gamer, amongst other things. Google. View my complete profile. The LG Optimus L3 E400 - A Phone So Bad It Needs Its Own Awareness Ribbon. Adventures of a Space Potato. Awesome Inc. template. Powered by Blogger.
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The Ferret Of Awesome.: March 2010
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The Ferret Of Awesome. The Blog of Heath F Gargit. Tuesday, March 9, 2010. Prompts the user to input their answer to a question. Dispenses a hug based on that answer. Prompt user for answer to question “Would you like a hug? IF answer = yes THEN. File name: hug dispenser.java. A friendly hug dispenser. Import javax.swing.*;. Import java.util.*;. Import java.io.*;. Public class hug dispenser. Public static void main(String[] args). Scanner scanner = new Scanner (System.in);. Would you like a hug? Adventur...
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Chicken Gristle: October 2008
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Uni student. Wannabe journalist. 4ZZZ newsteamer. Bartender. Chicken. Wednesday, October 22, 2008. Fuck you, phone monkeys! For the last four days, I have been waking up at stupid o'clock every morning, trudged my arse through morning traffic to QUT and produced various news stories for the uni's radio station. I'm listening to my own story on the radio at the moment. I'm doing the entertainent wrap-up but I sound like I'm reading a eulogy). Here's how 95% of my interviewing went. Phone monkey: For who?
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Chicken Gristle: June 2008
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Uni student. Wannabe journalist. 4ZZZ newsteamer. Bartender. Chicken. Monday, June 2, 2008. My mother was telling me about Judith Lucy's new book, "The Lucy Family Alphabet". This book is about the crazy people that make up her family. Put in this context, Judith's family sounds absolutely insane. But now that I think about it, everybody's family is a bit insane in some way. The poor woman only has the flu! We've put your name under that lovely lamp in the loungeroom that you liked," said his cousin.
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Chicken Gristle: The Full Moon Strikes Again
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Uni student. Wannabe journalist. 4ZZZ newsteamer. Bartender. Chicken. Saturday, May 9, 2009. The Full Moon Strikes Again. The moon is a mysterious entity. It's responsible for the tides, menstrual cycles, werewolves and general insanity. For long-time readers of this blog you may remember this post. In which I had to put up with a suspiciously increased number of drunks, fights, super-rudeness and swearing during a shift at work when the moon was nigh. Because "she washhn't ddddjunk k? Customer: "Can I h...
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Chicken Gristle: September 2008
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Uni student. Wannabe journalist. 4ZZZ newsteamer. Bartender. Chicken. Sunday, September 21, 2008. Just letting you all know that I'm not going to be blogging, facebooking, myspacing, etc for a while. Basically, I ruined my own life through something I'm not going to be able to forgive myself for and I'm far too ashamed to be sociable on the internet at the moment. Wednesday, September 3, 2008. A must-read for every man on the internet. I must say, I’m glad that I’m not single and to the point...Anyway, p...
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Chicken Gristle: May 2008
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Uni student. Wannabe journalist. 4ZZZ newsteamer. Bartender. Chicken. Tuesday, May 27, 2008. What the fuck is this song about? 4ever" - The Veronicas. Have you ever listened to a song - really listened to it - and thought, "Wait, what the fuck is this song actually about? Have you ever tried to logically break down a song and realised that it makes absolutely no sense? Welcome a new segment in my blog called "What the Fuck is this Song About? Here we are so what you gonna do? But I don't really care.
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