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The Sloth and The Camel: Rapunzel, Your Luxurious Locks Are My Holy Grail.
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The Sloth and The Camel. Rapunzel, Your Luxurious Locks Are My Holy Grail. For the following I will be telling a tale and making a confession. I seem to be finding myself in a minority. Before you start talking about my ethnicity and the threatening size of my nose, let me be clear. The minority I'm referring to is men who know what a diffuser, crimper, flat iron, and setter are, as well as how to use them. I just felt that scrap of information is relevant to my message. Besides having knowledge of h...
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The Sloth and The Camel: LOL <(^^)> BRB TTYL
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The Sloth and The Camel. I was having lunch with a girl recently and offered to go refill her drink. As I picked up her cup and stood to go get the refill she said, "TY". I thought about stabbing her after that. Don't worry, you won't be seeing my face in the news, at least not for the murder of this young woman, but needless to say I won't be calling (read as:texting) her for another date. Seriously, is this what the use of the English language has come to? Isn't techonology supposed to set us free?
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The Sloth and The Camel: August 2009
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The Sloth and The Camel. I think my employers are trying to kill me. I don't know what I have done to offend them so that they have risen up, banded together, and are seeking swift, or rather.semi-swift, well.really more like slow, painful retribution. Here is something I don't get. The kitchen staff where I work are all Mexican, so why can't they cook Mexican food? The meal last night was a baked potato. Yes that's it. What a feast! Into the garbage it flew. Well do you know what? It just seems to me th...
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The Sloth and The Camel: Under-tanned and Underwear.
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The Sloth and The Camel. I witnessed one of the most peculiar things I have ever seen yesterday. When I say peculiar, I need you to understand that I grew up in a family full of bizarre, so for something to strike me as odd is the real deal. Awww Cute. Wait? She leaned forward for their future nuptial of the lips, and the back of her shirt lifted up, which is a normal and natural occurance. I being the heterosexual male that I am felt my eyes pulled downward. What I saw there boggled my mind. We saw a gu...
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The Sloth and The Camel: The Beard and Nudie Pictures
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The Sloth and The Camel. The Beard and Nudie Pictures. This is a tale of a beard. However, as I said before I was unemployed. And I was unemployed for about 4 months. Which essentially boiled down to me not only looking homeless but fast approaching that status. Luckily the beard was warm. I was growing my own sleeping bag! I would stand up, straighten my suit, assume a cocky, yet adorable posture, and say, "That's me." The other person would always start at my feet enjoying my fantastic taste in sho...
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oh, judy!: July 2008
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Lowering the bar, and being awesome. Friday, July 25, 2008. Don't Feel Sorry For Me (unless it means bringing me treats). Topher keeps a wonderful account of his travels on his London Blog: mind the gap. Its full of beautiful photos and great insights on traveling there. So if you're thinking about going: Go. If you ever have the opportunity (make it) to go, hosted by one Christopher Clark, you'd be crazy not to go. Let me share a few of them:. 2 Topher apparently gets up with Hugh in the night. A lot.
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Amesie Boy: July 2012
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Monday, July 2, 2012. Brace yourself. I'm gonna get rill for a sec. I mean, I'm always rill, but this is real rill. Get ready. Oh And I apologize if this doesn't make any sense at all, because that is entirely possible. Remember last post, when I said I'm going to post what I think? Well, my thoughts aren't always organized and orderly. So live with it. I do. All I know is how I feel. That's not entirely true for everything, but it is true about my stance on certain things. I am proud of it. I think that...
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Amesie Boy: January 2011
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Thursday, January 27, 2011. Adventures in the Night. I haven't posted for more than a year? I don't know what you're talking about. I know that this post's title may seem raunchy to some people. if that's t your case, then I apologize ahead of time. No raunchy. in this post. I have no memory of what I was dreaming that had led me to look for this shoe, or why there was some kind of a chip inside a shoe, or why I was even looking for it. But that's what I was doing. Ok. But really, what the hull? Picture ...
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Amesie Boy: May 2009
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Friday, May 15, 2009. Blogged for the Very First Time. So basically. this is my very first blog. Ever. Even. A favorite line from That Thing You Do. Just came to mind:. I I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit, Mr. White.". You know that part at they very end? When everyone is in the recording studio, and the band is kind of falling apart, and Jimmy comes up with this 'new song,' saying that he wants to do his own thing? Well, I just quit my job today. What? People, and talk to them face to face. Ah! Emily and I...
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Amesie Boy: January 2010
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010. I'm in a show with my wife and a whole bunch of friends at school. It's called " Urinetown: the musical. You may have heard of it. If so, you know why you need to come and see it. If not, I'm telling you, this show is hilarious. Really, like, so funny! You will love it. If you want a fun night of live (and lively) theater, please come and see it. I am having the most fun I have ever had in a production before and I want everyone to come and see it! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).